Okay crackheads. Let me explain something about women. On the outside they are smiles and all politeness when they are are around each other. But underneath that friendly exterior they are jealous, petty, and uptight. So, if one woman gets flowers and the other women don't get flowers, the one who received the flowers knows that the other women are fuming inside because their man didn't think enough of them to send them flowers. Got it? So, what you do is you don't sent flowers on valentine's day only, you send flowers on valentine's eve. Now you just ensured yourself of a night of what you really want. You know what I mean.
I did that to my girl today. Totally floored her.
I did that to my girl today. Totally floored her.