funniest one liners in movie

[Pharieswheel]

Some of those famous one liners, my favorite Roddy Piper from They live "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.......And I'm all out of bubble gum.

[pavyracer]

I think is called the ferris wheel.

[Davydave]

I'll have what she's having. (Restaurant orgasm scene in When Harry met Sally.)

[benjy]

The Price is Wrong... Bitch. (Happy Gilmore fighting Bob Barker)

[Goose-Juice]

wax on, wax off...* Karate Kid

[captrobey]

One of my favorite all time one-liners. From the movie ALIENS .

ELLEN RIPLEY (Sigourney Weaver) - This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right ?

( Little girl nods)

HUDSON (Bill Paxson) - Why don't you put her in charge !!!

[MartinBlank]

That They Live is hysterical.

There are so many to choose from.

Watch Blazing Saddles---Mel Brooks' comedy--------that movie could never be made today-----too many pc people.

[timmyboy34243]

smokey and the bandit, whole frickin' movie is a hoot - early in when jackie gleason lines up the 3 kids while stripping down the car, has them put there hands on the car and lines up behind them, kicks a kid in the ass says, That Junior is an attention getter........

[Jiggy Fly]

There are a ton in the Rocky movies...

Gazo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
Rocky: Condominiums?
Gazo: Yeah, condominiums.
Rocky: I never use 'em.

[konck]

Ward weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night ( In honor of June Cleaver (Barbara Billingsly) just passing)

[dante1]

That They Live is hysterical.

There are so many to choose from.

Watch Blazing Saddles---Mel Brooks' comedy--------that movie could never be made today-----too many pc people.

Martin yes, very funny stuffy. How about his "Young Frankenstein?" So many including this classic.

Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors.

Dr Frankenstein: What knockers

Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.

Also, if you have never watched "A Fish Called Wanda" you must. Talk about politically correct.

[dante1]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/quotes

rest of "Young Frankenstein."

[RudyRuetigger]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[Jiggy Fly]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

I watch this movie just to see that scene. I crack up every time.

[Takethebooki]

isnt that a song?> u eat pieces of shit for breakfast whats the basis by kanye?

[crustyme]

I'm in town to play the Dolphins you moron.

Did the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?

[Landscaper]

smokey and the bandit, whole frickin' movie is a hoot - early in when jackie gleason lines up the 3 kids while stripping down the car, has them put there hands on the car and lines up behind them, kicks a kid in the ass says, That Junior is an attention getter........

Love that movie

[peppy1996]

The Lady Vanishes



My father always taught me never desert a lady in trouble. He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.

[bradthebloke]

now i know im pretty, but i aint as pretty as a couple of titties - true romance

[RudyRuetigger]

isnt that a song?> u eat pieces of shit for breakfast whats the basis by kanye?

he got it from happy gilmore

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Dumb and Dumber...after Mental eats those hot peppers and Lloyd and Harry give him rat poison...Lloyd looks up and just says, "Check Please".

[whatsgood5]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

I lol'd, hilarious fukking line.

[blackbart]

You could be walking around lucky, and not even know it.

[Wrigley]

Dumb and dumber "So you're telling me there's a chance"


Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
[pause]
Mary: Not good.

Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]


Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance...

[blackbart]

Tony Cheesburger: The 4 horse! Nobody bets the 4 horse, Trotter. The 4 horse is a joke. They let little kiddies on the 4 horse to have their picture taken."


Can't you people just watch the horses? Do yo have to bet on them?

[eonizuka]

From Rounders..."I felt like Buckner walking back into Shea"

[gryfyn1]

'you can't fool me, there ain't no Sanity Clause'

[madmaxx]

"Lets not start sucking each other's dicks just yet" - Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction

[Deuce]

Now go get your fukking shine box.

[TPowell]

HAPPY GILMORE

I'm going with Shooter's line "Doug, how am I supposed to chip with 2 naked bikers making out in the woods!"

[madmaxx]

HAPPY GILMORE

I'm going with Shooter's line "Doug, how am I supposed to chip with 2 naked bikers making out in the woods!"

They were having sex in the woods

[TPowell]

thats right, my bAD

[thisisit]

" I'm not gonna hurt you I'm gonna bash your fuc8ing brains in" The Shining

[DwightShrute]

I always tell the truth.... Even when I lie! - Tony Montana

[matelionis]

Who's her orthodontist, Ray Charles? - Let it Ride

Any of you homo's out there wanna touch me...and I'll kill ya. - Stripes