"Do you play poker?".......guy at bar asked me this yesterday

[Landscaper]

Funny how he says it should be easy money when he has no idea who is playing yet..

[Fishhead]

I think he means they'll be playing $1/2NL or lower with a minimum buyin of $40 and max of $100 buy-in.

......anyone with a clue realizes this.

[Trident]

......anyone with a clue realizes this.

Anyone with a clue knows the max buyin is 100 big blinds,not 50.With that max it makes it even harder to get back your losses if losing.

[Fishhead]

Anyone with a clue knows the max buyin is 100 big blinds,not 50.With that max it makes it even harder to get back your losses if losing.

Clearly but one piece of evidence that I will be attending a game full of minnows...............


Again, I'm a minimum -144 favorite to come home a winner.

[yisman]

Again, I'm a minimum -144 favorite to come home a winner.

Stop making up lines. No one's buying.

[iifold]

thread is great...

Bunch of SBR shut-ins "know" that some busted up home game playing recluses are gonna set up Fish for his $60

what are the gonna do, split up fish's $60 for a whopping $9 profit each

sometimes I think 80% of the people here don't even gamble...

[Boscoe]

Clearly but one piece of evidence that I will be attending a game full of minnows...............


Again, I'm a minimum -144 favorite to come home a winner.

what are the odds that you'll "forget" to chip in when your buddies order some food?

[Fishhead]

what are the odds that you'll "forget" to chip in when your buddies order some food?

ZERO, since I'm bringing over three extra large pizzas, my treat.

[Fishhead]

thread is great...

Bunch of SBR shut-ins "know" that some busted up home game playing recluses are gonna set up Fish for his $60

what are the gonna do, split up fish's $60 for a whopping $9 profit each

sometimes I think 80% of the people here don't even gamble...

This site is great for laughs..........best on the internet.

[Boscoe]

ZERO, since I'm bringing over three extra large pizzas, my treat.

that -EV....bad idea.

[Fishhead]

that -EV....bad idea.

Giving is never -EV, perhaps to some, but not in my book.

[Fishhead]

ZERO, since I'm bringing over three extra large pizzas, my treat.

They loved the pizzas!!

.....and walked out a $212 winner...........

[WvGambler]

They loved the pizzas!! .....and walked out a $212 winner...........

Done already? Party!!!

[Landscaper]

Pretty sad u felt the need to bring this back up...what a tool!

[milwaukee mike]

fishhead are you in florida?

wtf kind of $40-100 poker game ends at 8:00 or 9:00 when someone's up over 200
i have never been let out before midnight if i'm up more than a couple buyins

[WvGambler]

fishhead are you in florida? wtf kind of $40-100 poker game ends at 8:00 or 9:00 when someone's up over 200 i have never been let out before midnight if i'm up more than a couple buyins

Let out? I dont give a shit who I am playing poker with....if I want to leave 15 minutes into the game I pick up and leave.

[milwaukee mike]

if it's a home game and you do that there's a good chance (at least around here) that you won't be invited back into that home

[rdo37]

LOL....you guys are funny. I've known the guy for two years. It's 40-100 buy-in..........LOL...........with no rake and no tippping(no dealer). I've played in a couple of the biggst underground games in this city for 500 minimum buy-in playing NO LIMIT.......where pots are routinely above $2,000.

lol...

[itchypickle]

Someone's getting spindled tonight

[scoobs]

Good luck Fishhead take their rolls.

[Reload]

Best of luck, Fish! Hope we hear that you gobbled up some guppies there!

[Fishhead]

if it's a home game and you do that there's a good chance (at least around here) that you won't be invited back into that home

Again, stop making assumptions..............I wanted to stay, but only 6 people showed up and myself and another player cleaned out three of the players.

I was glad to leave, lots of NBA halftimes this evening.............been fun thus far.


CHEERS,
fh

[robmpink]

Did you meet him on a local dive?

[Fishhead]

Did you meet him on a local dive?

As long as I keep Patrick McIrish out of these small stakes games, it will be almost impossible to lose.

[Landscaper]

Starting to feel sorry for this guy

[Fishhead]

Starting to feel sorry for this guy

Welcome to SBR newbie........enjoy your stay.

[milwaukee mike]

fishhead i wasn't making assumptions sorry if it seemed that way

i was just responding to wvgambler who said he leaves a home game after 15 minutes