He decides 3:30 is a good time to take a shit on the rug right next to me. I smell it and as soon as I stand up he runs away. I yell at him go to drag him and stick his face in hit and he runs away. So I go to pick it up and it really stinks...bad. Now my shit luck of course it's not a solid one you could just pick up. Its wet, I get the big clumps then have to scrub the rug to get the rest out. I throw it out the back door and I go upstairs and find him curled up in my bed pretending to sleep. I grab his face and start yelling at him. This ************ bites me breaks the skin in 2 places. So I hit him back on his ass a few times and he runs into the other room.
How is this mother fucker going to bite me? I didn't shit on the floor next to him.
How is this mother fucker going to bite me? I didn't shit on the floor next to him.