Gave up drugs, alcohol and pornography (this week) . . . gambling is next.

islandcoli · 10-26-10, 02:24 AM

o10 weeks of clean living
u10 weeks of clean living

I'll take the under

MonkeyF0cker · 10-26-10, 02:27 AM

Hinn. I think you need to be touched, EI. I think we all need to be touched.

flyingillini · 10-26-10, 02:28 AM

More power to you! God Bless you!

MonkeyF0cker · 10-26-10, 02:31 AM

I may need an extra altar boy this weekend, EI. Let me know if you're interested.

paco · 10-26-10, 02:36 AM

Tell me it ain't so!

iifold · 10-26-10, 02:41 AM

**** this shit...

somebody give the King a fukkin NBA winner for tomorrow!!!

paco · 10-26-10, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by iifold

**** this shit...

somebody give the King a fukkin NBA winner for tomorrow!!!

Celtics and Under.

Extra Innings · 10-26-10, 02:51 AM

My 19 year old neighbor with steller

just offered "full service" in exchange for concert tickets. Temptation is everywhere!

MonkeyF0cker · 10-26-10, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

My 19 year old neighbor with steller

just offered "full service" in exchange for concert tickets. Temptation is everywhere!

Resist Lucifer, my son!

vitalyo · 10-26-10, 03:06 AM

Sounds like you giving up the only legitimate thing that is still valid on this planet

MonkeyF0cker · 10-26-10, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by vitalyo

Sounds like you giving up the only legitimate thing that is still valid on this planet

I hope you enjoy Hell, sir.

RonPaul2008 · 10-26-10, 03:08 AM

hmmm...quit gambling eh? Guess that means you are not a winner.

Why should 'god' care if you gamble anyhow?

MonkeyF0cker · 10-26-10, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by RonPaul2008

hmmm...quit gambling eh? Guess that means you are not a winner.

Why should 'god' care if you gamble anyhow?

Greed is one of the seven deadly sins, my son.

yomillionaire · 10-26-10, 03:11 AM

Congrats man.

eidolon · 10-26-10, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

My 19 year old neighbor with steller

just offered "full service" in exchange for concert tickets. Temptation is everywhere!

She was talking about detailing your car, you sick fkk

GELATINOUS CUBE · 10-26-10, 03:35 AM

COME-ON
KICK-RED-MEAT-BEFORE-GAMBLING-AT-LEAST...

GAMBLING-GOES-LAST!

thezbar · 10-26-10, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

My 19 year old neighbor with steller

just offered "full service" in exchange for concert tickets. Temptation is everywhere!

Business is business. Its alright. No one will hold it against you.

mikejamm · 10-26-10, 04:03 AM

I'm starting my own religion, it's called SBR's Zealot muslim jesus catholic jew freak Crusaders! So pony up some points in the collection plate or I'll curse all your asses with losing picks! Don't fuk with me on this one, I've got a direct line straight to hell and Lucifer! You saw what happened to Romo's ass tonight, you think that was a coincidence? Haaaaaa haaaa haaa... I killed the money line and the spread!

vitalyo · 10-26-10, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

I hope you enjoy Hell, sir.

If I don't believe in God how or why would I believe in Hell?

Do me a favor and keep your self-righteous holy-er than thou bullshit to yourself and the boy molesters at the pulpit you assclown.

OmgUrMom · 10-26-10, 06:54 AM

i think monkeyFocker is leveling you sir

THEGREAT30 · 10-26-10, 07:30 AM

I am headed down that direction I will not be an active member of the gambling world for much longer.

MadTiger · 10-26-10, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Greed is one of the seven deadly sins, my son.

Gambling =/= greed automatically.

Ask the people running the church bingo if you don't believe me.

Dutch · 10-26-10, 07:58 AM

I'm pretty sure Moses used to bet on camel races like every day.

no1here · 10-26-10, 08:58 AM

There is no right or wrong, only my way or your way.

OmgUrMom · 10-26-10, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by no1here

There is no right or wrong, only my way or your way.

very true

SCRAGGS · 10-26-10, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

My 19 year old neighbor with steller

just offered "full service" in exchange for concert tickets. Temptation is everywhere!

happy fukin days, now that's a sign from god.

pronk · 10-26-10, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

Getting right with God . . . who do you recommend...I'm leaning toward Osteen but Gold is recommending Hinn

or

Run, run as fast as you can from those money-grabbing conman! 2 wolves dressed in sheeps clothing.

chilidog · 10-26-10, 09:54 AM

God can be a vice, as well.

THE PROFIT · 10-26-10, 10:30 AM

Jesus was a gambler. His shit paid off in the long run though, but not instantly! He gambled that people would follow him & he would become powerful, when in actuality they crucified his ass for being a rebel rouser. Wasn't until many many years after his death he became popular

itchypickle · 10-26-10, 10:32 AM

So I'm guessing you would frown upon me spending 20 minutes collecting $200 from a friend at Synagogue last week after a UGA win??

THE PROFIT · 10-26-10, 10:35 AM

I've gotta go. Just got my parlay cards & gonna go peddle them across the street from the morning GA meeting. It lets go in 20 minutes

pronk · 10-26-10, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

Jesus was a gambler. His shit paid off in the long run though, but not instantly! He gambled that people would follow him & he would become powerful, when in actuality they crucified his ass for being a rebel rouser. Wasn't until many many years after his death he became popular

This is the most idiotic statement I've ever seen. Get some help buddy before its too late.

THE PROFIT · 10-26-10, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by pronk

This is the most idiotic statement I've ever seen. Get some help buddy before its too late.

how is that idiotic? Tell me one thing in what I said that isn't true?

He had a small following at the time of his death, he didnt become a large religious figurehead until a lot later

He was killed because he was going around talking shit & the Roman emperor felt he was a threat to his rule in an already volatile part of the empire

Robber · 10-26-10, 10:52 AM

dont kid urself. youll be here in 3 mnths