Anyone on here ever get jumped?

jjgold · 10-22-10, 02:43 PM

Where was it?

Sean81 · 10-22-10, 02:51 PM

The Mississippi Gulf Coast. Living in an area with no laws has its pros and cons. I suspect an investigation wont be opened up.

iifold · 10-22-10, 03:08 PM

Well, what happened?

How many guys?
What race? (this isnt the liberal media)
Did they get anything from you?
Are you going back for some Rambo like revenge?

You can't just say I got jumped and then talk about triangles and then that's it...

Sean81 · 10-22-10, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by iifold

Well, what happened?

How many guys?
What race? (this isnt the liberal media)
Did they get anything from you?
Are you going back for some Rambo like revenge?

You can't just say I got jumped and then talk about triangles and then that's it...

1. ~4
2. White
3. Nope, just wanted to inflict pain apparently.
4. Nah, Ill probably just jerk off later.

It was about 5am and I was with a beautiful redhead and they got jealous.

Mr Windy City · 10-22-10, 03:14 PM

I got jumped once.

No comment on the whereabouts of the perps.

Dad · 10-22-10, 03:16 PM

Please God tell me the beautiful redhead did not get raped by those thugs.

Richkas · 10-22-10, 03:18 PM

Ive been jumped on more than one occasion. One time they tore my ear half off. I was about 28 yo. Seems like yesterday.

Deuce · 10-22-10, 03:20 PM

I bet they did it because you're a ginger.

B1GER1C828 · 10-22-10, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Richkas

Ive been jumped on more than one occasion. One time they tore my ear half off. I was about 28 yo. Seems like yesterday.

Since then, richie has not only killed the people who had jumped him but also killed their family and anyone they've ever associated with.

Sean81 · 10-22-10, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Please God tell me the beautiful redhead did not get raped by those thugs.

Nope, she was blowing me soon after. Her female nurturing instincts kicked in.

starfire · 10-22-10, 03:27 PM

Mob Squad?
Ba ha ha ha...they wouldnt last 1 second in the Hood

jjgold · 10-22-10, 03:35 PM

Well did you walk away?
Normally if you get jumped you end up dead or knocked out

Deuce · 10-22-10, 03:37 PM

Always carry a sidearm like Illini.

flyingillini · 10-22-10, 03:44 PM

JJ, please define the real meaning of getting jumped. It happens when you walk into the Cabana at the pool party when you think it has ended for the day. You know the rest... let the pipping begin.

Sean81 · 10-22-10, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

I bet they did it because you're a ginger.

Im not a Redhead but they are rare to begin with, taking one off the market only creates scarcity and drives the prices up, so maybe the simple act of getting my ass kicked actually hides a much more complex narrative.

Ninersnut · 10-22-10, 03:48 PM

Got jumped for 2 oz of weed. Got one back. Doesn't anyone teach these niglets manners anymore?

ACoochy · 10-22-10, 03:48 PM

Apparently got booted in the head a few times with steel capped boots on one occasion on my local train route. From what i was told (only remember waking up in hospital) after id fallen unconscious the guy had my head against the wall and laid in a few heavy kicks to my head....Not my fault though as 1/2 hour earlier to that the same guy had assaulted someone else (on the steps of state parliament no less)....There r some dingas's out there i tells ya

Mr Windy City · 10-22-10, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Well did you walk away?
Normally if you get jumped you end up dead or knocked out

Obviously im not dead and I didn't get knocked out. After the 3 were done, I called them all pussies and told them they will get theres.

Let's just say there families didn't have a very nice winter.

bradthebloke · 10-22-10, 04:13 PM

when i was 12 these 4 black dudes approached me in vegas on a baseball field. they were 18-19 yr olds and drunk and high. one of them cold cocked me and took off with my st louis cardinals cap.

rfr3sh · 10-22-10, 04:17 PM

few years ago walking back to highschool 3 guys surrounded me 2 had brass knuckles
they got a few good shots in but I got a few back too...there younger brother called them cuz I was chirping him when he was fighting some other kid..atleast I laid that fucker out..only had a small cut..after school was done I called my buddies and we jumped the younger kid who instigated everything.

polskboy · 10-22-10, 04:27 PM

i got jumped few times then i was in hs in south bronx.

wtt0315 · 10-22-10, 04:45 PM

i used to be a border patrol agent in laredo texas. getting jumped was part of the job

Sean81 · 10-23-10, 07:47 PM

Yesterday, I was pretty cool about it now, now Im very angry. I just found out one of them works as a bartender down the street. I am going to pay him a visit. What should I pack?

Dirty Sanchez · 10-23-10, 07:50 PM

Send your information to jj....he'll send some associates down there to crack some fukkin heads

KingKolzig · 10-23-10, 07:51 PM

for the heck of it, not even to rob you?????????? if i was a visitor to the area and i could find them a few days later then i would most certainly open fire on their ankles with a machine gun. no doubt about it. no question

itchypickle · 10-23-10, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Sean81

Yesterday, I was pretty cool about it now, now Im very angry. I just found out one of them works as a bartender down the street. I am going to pay him a visit. What should I pack?

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Don't bring anything...shows planning...if he's a bartender simply order a bud light can...then say "hey...bartender?" when he leans over the bar to ask what ya need...scrape the opening of the beer can across the top of his ear...it'll rip nicely and bleed profusely...then say remember me now motherfukker! and walk out without tipping him

rem sleep · 10-23-10, 08:07 PM

only a lil b*tch would jump someone when hes out with his girl, if you dont have a felony you should get a licence to carry if your in a bad part of town alot

Sean81 · 10-23-10, 09:14 PM

Any other suggestions?

Sean81 · 10-23-10, 09:17 PM

I was thinking some lighter fluid and matches, but I feel that might be too aggressive.

cobalt king · 10-23-10, 09:33 PM

I was at a party and this girl was passed out in th driveway leaned over a car. I tried to be a nice guy and help her in and her tough guy bf starts pushing me up against the car and his friends were all behind him he kept hitting me in the back of the head and telling me not to get up or his friends would jump in. After about four dirty shots I watched him in the window come from behind me and I moved out of the way and smashed his head through the window and ran in the house before his friends got to me and left that drunk bitch outside. True story!

NrmlCurvSurfr · 10-23-10, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Sean81

Any other suggestions?

Get a petrol can, fill it with petrol + about 10 kilos of sugar. You can even add sand. Find his beater truck and pour that shvt in. He will be lucky if he makes it half way home. Plus you won't put yourself at risk for a major criminal charge.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 10-23-10, 10:33 PM

B1ger1

FUNNY.

ME-ONCE-
TEN-OR-FIFTEEN-GUYS...(I-THINK-THE-BIRD-ROCK-BANDITS?)
VS.
ME.

I-WALKED-AWAY
AND-DROVE-OFF-TO-ENJOY-THE-REST-OF-THE-EVENING-WITH-MY-HYNA.

IT-WAS-DUE-TO-A-FALSE-RUMOR-AND-THE-KID-WHO-SAID-IT-GOT-10-YEARS-IN-JAIL-FOR-HIS-NEXT+FIRST-CRIME-(PETTY-ROBBERY).

SO-I'M-SURE-HE-GOT-POUNDED-PRETTY-HARD-IN-THE-PEN,HE-WAS-A-CUTE-BLOND-BOY.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 10-23-10, 10:48 PM

t-bone: