The "Frozen Tadpole"

[buztah]

Boys, relationships are all about psychology and power -- a struggle for the upper hand. I am always the leader and whenever the boys come over to watch the game I establish myself as the alpha male.

I am a wiz at making drinks. Wack off in cup of water and pour into ice tray. Freeze. Place cubes in pal's drink of choice.

[Grits n' Gravy]

remind me never to drink with you.

nasty, but funny.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Boys, relationships are all about psychology and power -- a struggle for the upper hand. I am always the leader and whenever the boys come over to watch the game I establish myself as the alpha male. I am a wiz at making drinks. Wack off in cup of water and pour into ice tray. Freeze. Place cubes in pal's drink of choice.

[KingKolzig]

and with girls always date down. u will be just as attracted to a date down as you would to some girl that blows ur mind after a few months anyways. but when you lose the date down it doesnt matter and u dont get as depressed

[icsky3]

King that is a good point....but I only like to fuk hot chicks.

[buztah]

ic, hot chicks are over-rated. They just lay there. Porkers work for it. They are grateful.

[KingKolzig]

King that is a good point....but I only like to fuk hot chicks.

in the long run u will grow tired of ANY chick. no matter what u think, it will happen. so date someone who always wonders if you are too good for her, that way all other facets of the relationship work in ur favor