are you a hipster?

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  • pico
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-05-07
    • 27321

    #1
    are you a hipster?
  • diogee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-11-08
    • 19477

    #2
    Maybe one of these days I will become a hipster...
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    • brock
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-07-08
      • 8290

      #3
      how did we ever live without youtube
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      • SPECULATOR 13
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 08-12-07
        • 768

        #4
        Originally posted by picoman
        Pico i thought hipster where suppose to be someone like Ben Afflack (remember him) or annoying types like jon stewart,colbert or letterman?
        the assholes on the video look like they came out of that Paula Abdul T.V.program.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Hipsters are guys with toothpicks in their mouths and wise guys and usually Italina and don't work.
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          • HAPPY BOY
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-10-05
            • 7109

            #6
            Hipsters are guys that think they got it going on but don't.
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            • katstale
              SBR MVP
              • 02-07-07
              • 3924

              #7
              Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
              Hipsters are guys that think they got it going on but don't.

              Thats it!! Think Kramer!!
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              • zootiehead
                SBR MVP
                • 12-09-06
                • 1715

                #8
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                • pico
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 04-05-07
                  • 27321

                  #9
                  i always thought hipsters are those poeple who live on castro street in SF or christopher st in NYC

                  fabulous
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                  • pico
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-05-07
                    • 27321

                    #10
                    also central west end in St. Louis
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                    • capitalist pig
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-25-07
                      • 4998

                      #11
                      Here is one of the urban dictionarys definition of a hipster.

                      1. Hipster

                      Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.


                      later
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                      • pico
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-05-07
                        • 27321

                        #12
                        i am no hipster, and no desire to be one.
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                        • tullamore
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-17-07
                          • 3586

                          #13
                          I always thought people drank PBR because it was cheap.
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                          • charlie64
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 11-22-07
                            • 398

                            #14
                            If those people in the video were hipsters I don't want to be one.I think in stead of hipsters why dont we call them dorks.
                            Besides I can't be hip or cool anymore because i'm married,and have kids.
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                            • betplom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-20-06
                              • 13444

                              #15
                              Originally posted by zootiehead
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                              No offense Zootie but the dude in your avatar could pass as a hipster, no?
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