are you a hipster?
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picoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#1are you a hipster?Tags: None -
diogeeSBR Posting Legend
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#2Maybe one of these days I will become a hipster...Comment -
brockSBR Hall of Famer
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#3how did we ever live without youtubeComment -
SPECULATOR 13SBR Wise Guy
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the assholes on the video look like they came out of that Paula Abdul T.V.program.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#5Hipsters are guys with toothpicks in their mouths and wise guys and usually Italina and don't work.Comment -
HAPPY BOYSBR Hall of Famer
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#6Hipsters are guys that think they got it going on but don't.Comment -
picoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#9i always thought hipsters are those poeple who live on castro street in SF or christopher st in NYC
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picoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#10also central west end in St. LouisComment -
capitalist pigSBR MVP
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#11Here is one of the urban dictionarys definition of a hipster.
1. Hipster
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
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picoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#12i am no hipster, and no desire to be one.Comment -
tullamoreSBR MVP
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#13I always thought people drank PBR because it was cheap.Comment -
charlie64SBR Sharp
- 11-22-07
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#14If those people in the video were hipsters I don't want to be one.I think in stead of hipsters why dont we call them dorks.
Besides I can't be hip or cool anymore because i'm married,and have kids.Comment
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