Crazy start to morning
Minding my own business at grocery and old lady pantsed me and started lunging toward my kok and I just instinctively push her away. She lunged back at me, right at my phucken groin, Hanky, and I grabbed this bottle of Fanta and laid her out -- stone fucken cold. Grocery store manager, fat lil phuck, runs over and starts screaming about how I attacked his mother. Lil porker tells me he will call cops and I explained she was tryna blow me and wouldn't take no for an answer so I hadda settle her down. Guy gets real pissed and he too comes at me (not my kok to blow me but my face with his phucken fist 
). I ducked his punch and he breaks his phucken hand on the edge of the shelf where all the drinks were stacked. Kunt was crying like a phucken baby.
I ran outta there faster than a phucken Black from a landlord. Grabbed a few essentials on the bolt (kok phux owed me at least that!) and cop suspiciously watched me get into prowler. He tails me for a couple blocks but I lose him with quick turn down wrong way of one way street. Coach, I am a skilled driver.
Went by deli to lay low for a lil bit till I had a plan as store has closed circuit television and whole phucken thing was caught on tape.
). I ducked his punch and he breaks his phucken hand on the edge of the shelf where all the drinks were stacked. Kunt was crying like a phucken baby. I ran outta there faster than a phucken Black from a landlord. Grabbed a few essentials on the bolt (kok phux owed me at least that!) and cop suspiciously watched me get into prowler. He tails me for a couple blocks but I lose him with quick turn down wrong way of one way street. Coach, I am a skilled driver.
Went by deli to lay low for a lil bit till I had a plan as store has closed circuit television and whole phucken thing was caught on tape.
