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  • BigBollocks
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-06
    • 2045

    #1
    No Sex Tonight Folks
    They had a psychic on the radio this morning saying there was an unusually high number of STDs to be had tonight (Friday the 8th). Needless to say that's enough to scare most folks away for 24 hours. Beware: the night is rife with herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, etc. Pick something clean to do tonight and thank me later...
  • BigBollocks
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-06
    • 2045

    #2
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    • ShamsWoof10
      SBR MVP
      • 11-15-06
      • 4827

      #3
      Originally posted by BigBollocks
      They had a psychic on the radio this morning saying there was an unusually high number of STDs to be had tonight (Friday the 8th). Needless to say that's enough to scare most folks away for 24 hours. Beware: the night is rife with herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, etc. Pick something clean to do tonight and thank me later...
      YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS..????

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      • Sportsgirl
        SBR MVP
        • 09-10-06
        • 4493

        #4
        Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
        YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS..????

        shams, with that avatar he's sportin' you can't be seriuosly asking this ...
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        • BigBollocks
          SBR MVP
          • 06-11-06
          • 2045

          #5
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          • ShamsWoof10
            SBR MVP
            • 11-15-06
            • 4827

            #6
            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
            shams, with that avatar he's sportin' you can't be seriuosly asking this ...
            Good point Sporty!

            By the way I am just about done...THIS IS GOING TO BE EXCELLENT!!!

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            • HedgeHog
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-11-07
              • 10128

              #7
              BB:

              How do you get a STD from masturbation?
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              • RageWizard
                SBR MVP
                • 09-01-06
                • 3008

                #8
                Wait a minute I'm seriously sitting here at home after cutting out of work just to show my wife some gratitude through sexual pleasure, and now I have to call it off. She is going to be dieappointed if she can't have any when she gets home. Thanks.
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                • SBR Lou
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-02-07
                  • 37863

                  #9
                  That's alright BB I'm not getting any the other days of the week, so no concern for me. Unless Nancy gives me the green light, then I'm going for it.
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                  • Sportsgirl
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-10-06
                    • 4493

                    #10
                    Originally posted by crazyl
                    That's alright BB I'm not getting any the other days of the week, so no concern for me. Unless Nancy gives me the green light, then I'm going for it.

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                    • HedgeHog
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-11-07
                      • 10128

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RageWizard
                      Wait a minute I'm seriously sitting here at home after cutting out of work just to show my wife some gratitude through sexual pleasure, and now I have to call it off.* She is going to be dieappointed if she can't have any when she gets home. Thanks.
                      It's a hoax Rage. Go home and get your nooner.*
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                      • BigBollocks
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-11-06
                        • 2045

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HedgeHog
                        BB:

                        How do you get a STD from masturbation?
                        HH the psychic didn't get to that. I think that's Monday's show
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                        • BigBollocks
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-11-06
                          • 2045

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RageWizard
                          Wait a minute I'm seriously sitting here at home after cutting out of work just to show my wife some gratitude through sexual pleasure, and now I have to call it off. She is going to be dieappointed if she can't have any when she gets home. Thanks.
                          Sorry RageWizard. I hated to be the bearer of bad news, but I couldn't in good faith keep it to myself either. It's a sticky situation to be in I'm sure
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                          • BigBollocks
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-11-06
                            • 2045

                            #14
                            Originally posted by crazyl
                            That's alright BB I'm not getting any the other days of the week, so no concern for me. Unless Nancy gives me the green light, then I'm going for it.
                            Uh oh, as if right on cue
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                            • RageWizard
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-01-06
                              • 3008

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HedgeHog
                              It's a hoax Rage. Go home and get your nooner.*
                              Were starting the weekend of early, so no swede style wham bam I got to go back and work now maim stuff today.
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                              • katstale
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-07-07
                                • 3924

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RageWizard
                                Were starting the weekend of early, so no swede style wham bam I got to go back and work now maim stuff today.

                                RW, look on BB's avatar as a gift to you. Just get that pic in your head and if you can still get it up--your wife is abt to get the ride of her life. Compliments of SBR and BB.
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                                • BadNina
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-07
                                  • 10491

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BigBollocks
                                  They had a psychic on the radio this morning saying there was an unusually high number of STDs to be had tonight (Friday the 8th). Needless to say that's enough to scare most folks away for 24 hours. Beware: the night is rife with herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, etc. Pick something clean to do tonight and thank me later...

                                  So what your saying is that I need to go ahead and make a doctor's appointment for Monday morning?
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                                  • RageWizard
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-01-06
                                    • 3008

                                    #18
                                    Time for me to go people, I'll let you know in about a week if I come down with the case of Smekcled Pecker.
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                                    • Poker_Beast
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-14-06
                                      • 6545

                                      #19
                                      BB I bet you do not get any sex tomorrow night either.
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                                      • pico
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-05-07
                                        • 27321

                                        #20
                                        with your looks, i am suprised you get laid at all
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                                        • INVEGA MAN
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-30-08
                                          • 6800

                                          #21
                                          I would fuch a snake if you would hold it up for me
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