Thursday lunchtime joke.........

[Joeyfitzclick]

THE LOVE DRESS




A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

[Tchocky]

Pretty funny. Don't we all wish we had a naked woman waiting for us when we got home.

[diogee]

Pretty funny. Don't we all wish we had a naked woman waiting for us when we got home.

Nothing better to come home to after a long day at work...nice joke as well.

[Joeyfitzclick]

Pretty funny. Don't we all wish we had a naked woman waiting for us when we got home.

You've obviously never been married

[Cabo]

Good one Joey.

[jackpot269]

Funny

[pico]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.


The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"


The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"


The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.


When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.


The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.


This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.


Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"


The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

[diogee]

Nice one Pico!