She took away every reason for me to still be alive

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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    She took away every reason for me to still be alive
    She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"
    She shakes hands, she's like a candidate
    She's so happy it's a carnival
    She gets snappy, she's an animal

    And she was

    She's on camera she's an actress now
    Such charisma on the mattress now
    I'm no film star I'm no modern saint
    I can't draw but I know how to paint

    And she was

    Oh, she's so political
    she's oh so critical
    Oh, she's hardly sociable
    she's non-negotiable
    Oh, she's so subliminal
    she's such a criminal

    SOME CRAZY DAME!

    She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"
    She shakes hands, she's like a candidate
    She's so happy it's a carnival
    She gets snappy, she's an animal

    And she was...


    EVERY REASON

    SHE REALLY DID IT ALL THE WAY NICKY I KNEW YOU WOULDNT STOP AND I LOVE YOU AND HATE YOU FOR IT THIS TIME YOUR GAME IS TOO MUCH FOR ME AND I AM DONE AND I HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN THE TANK. NOTHING. GUYS DO NOT LET THEM KILL YOU. USE ME AS A PERFECT ******* EXAMPLE. THE FINEST ******* EXAMPLE IN THE WORLD.

    THE FINEST.

    IT IS DONE.

    IT IS ******* DONE.

    BAN ME.

    IM DONE.

    I AM ******* DONE.

    THIS WENT WAYYYYYYYYYYY TOO FAR.

    WHY DID U GO ALL THE WAY NOOKIE.

    I HAD IT ALL BABY.

    I NEVER HATED U EITHER.

    BUT U JUST HAD TO DO IT.

    why did u take it all?

    I am done crying or dying.
  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #2
    Steve


    THOUSANDS of fish in the sea.....and some taste better than what you've digested before.
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    • geebert74
      SBR MVP
      • 09-03-09
      • 2445

      #3
      Holy Shit...
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      • stealthyburrito
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-12-09
        • 21562

        #4
        LOL.
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          She...took...it all

          Fishy

          and now

          MY JOB
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          • Cougar Bait
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-04-07
            • 18282

            #6
            Man I wish I could figure out what the hell is going on

            Good luck Stevie
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            • Dirty Sanchez
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              Dude there's not a woman in the world that is worth going nuts over....many more fish in the sea
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              • BadNina
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-27-07
                • 10491

                #8
                Coug, it takes some practice to speak Steves but it can be done.


                Steves, now all of you listen to me. Remember that one of the reasons you gave originally when Nookie left was your excessive drinking. Dear, it has only gotten worse. You need to stop and sober up. Seriously, sweety. That needs to be the first thing you do now.
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                • Jerm3462
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-09-09
                  • 4454

                  #9
                  Dude trust me. I know what your going thru. My wife left on an airplane while I was at work. Haven't seen her since.
                  But, when one door closes, another opens.
                  A couple months later, heartbroken, walking my puppy down the sidewalk, a cute little Jewish girl from the neighborhood came over to pet my cute little pitbull puppy.
                  Well....you can probably guess where Im going with this.
                  2 years and many jizzes later, I've never been happier.
                  And true, I'll probably always be skeptical about women now, as well as all men should be. Women are nasty, vicious creatures.
                  But things happen for a reason. You might not see it now, or even fathom it. But it's coming. Maybe even the next time you take your dog out to poopy.
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                  • poochiecollins
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-27-09
                    • 1782

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jerm3462
                    A couple months later, heartbroken, walking my puppy down the sidewalk, a cute little Jewish girl from the neighborhood came over to pet my cute little pitbull puppy. Well....you can probably guess where Im going with this. 2 years and many jizzes later, I've never been happier.
                    Hahaha.
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                    • paco
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-07-09
                      • 62873

                      #11
                      I like u Steve, but this is epic fail.

                      U are better than this.
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                      • BatemanPatrickl
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-21-07
                        • 18772

                        #12
                        Jesus guy is on a bender. Steve put the yayo down and get into treatment.
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                        • opie1988
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-12-10
                          • 23429

                          #13
                          Dramarama- Some Crazy Dame. As always Steviek.....I dig.
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                          • BadNina
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-07
                            • 10491

                            #14
                            Paco, it really isn't nice to kick a guy while he is down. Steves also has a friend who had a heart attack and is in critical condition. So he has a lot going on besides the heartache.
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                            • LostBankroll
                              Restricted User
                              • 02-10-10
                              • 4538

                              #15


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                              • Ace_of_Spades
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-14-09
                                • 13518

                                #16
                                Another homo-esk thread.
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                                • tblues2005
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-30-06
                                  • 9235

                                  #17
                                  I feel for you and I hope that you will make it through it alright. I always say there is plenty out there and just hang in there and you will be fine.
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                                  • King Mayan
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-22-10
                                    • 21326

                                    #18
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