(chile miners) over under on keeds

jjgold · 10-14-10, 05:26 AM

Mr KLC · 10-14-10, 06:31 AM

Some of those wives did not look too bad, especially miner #29's.

Deuce · 10-14-10, 09:22 AM

These mother fukkers will still make money here in America.

Richkas · 10-14-10, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

BOYS ITS GREAT THAT WE HAVE RESCUED THE CHILEAN MINERS NOW THE BIG QUESTIONS BEGIN

THANK GOD THIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY.LETS PRETEND FOR A MINUTE THIS HAPPENED IN AMERICA AND LETS DISCUSS THE BENEFITS THESE GUYS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THATS WHY AMERICA IS F-CKED UP.

BENEFITS FOR CHILE COAL MINERS IF THEY GOT STUCK IN AMERICAN MINE FOR 70 DAYS.

THEY WOULD ALL BE PAID 150 GRAND TO APPEAR ON OPRAH WINFREYS SHOW

THEY WOULD ALL BE CALLED IN TO MEET THE PRESIDENT

THEY WOULD GET FREE MEDICAL AND RETIREMENT BENEFITS FOREVER CLAIMING EMMOTIONAL DISTRESS

TOM CRUISE THE LIBERAL PUSSY WOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THE MINERS EXPERIENCE

BOYS ITS FUNNY IF THESE MINERS WHERE IN AMERICA THEY WOULD BECOME HEROS AND MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SINCE THEY ARE IN A POOR COUNTRY THESE F-CKING GUYS WILL BE BACK IN THE MINE NEXT WEEK WORKING FOR 2 DOLLARS A DAY

THATS WHY WE HAVE UNIONS BOYS

BOYS I JUST CALLED 5 DIMES AND THEY HAVE A LINE ON ANYTHING ON T.V. SO I ASKED FOR A LINE ON THE NUMBER OF KEEDS BORN STARTING TODAY FROM THE 33 CHILE COAL MINERS.THE LINE IS 40 KIDS WILL BE BORN IN THE NEXT 9 MONTHS STARTING TODAY.

33 HORNY CHILEAN MEN SOME HAVE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS THATS WHY 5 DIMES SET THE LINE AT 40.

NUMBER OF KIDS BORN FROM THE CHILEAN COAL MINERS
OVER 40 -180
UNDER 40 +160

JUDGING BY THE RIFF RAFF THEY PULLED UP FROM THE MINES AND THE NUMBER OF BROADS WAITING FOR THEM I AM GOING OVER 40 FOR THE 500 DOLLAR LIMIT

I GRIN

WHEN I WIN

Funny shit BTJ.

bobby boucher · 10-14-10, 09:34 AM

if your serious im having $500 on the unders, trapped all that time in the dark, there had to be some brokeback mountain going on down there and maybe some may decide to carry it on up above + stress from the ordeal (impotence) lol

pleasegod · 10-14-10, 10:19 AM

btj is a funny guy

i liked the miner that had both a mistress and a wife

tanner40 · 10-14-10, 10:43 AM

BatemanPatrickl · 10-14-10, 11:19 AM

One of your best Jeeeeeeem. Jeeem you never talk about kids with you and your lovely wife Scarlett.

Jeeeeeeem how has Johnny Knockdown been?

Extra Innings · 10-14-10, 11:59 AM

Dad · 10-14-10, 12:09 PM

One of those miners had a wife and a mistress. The wife found out about the mistress and so she did not show up when he was getting pulled out of the mine. But the mistress was there..

I bet that miner wanted to stay and live in the hole after he found out that his wife knew he had a mistress.

Doug · 10-14-10, 12:17 PM

under, way under.

Need a lot of twins and immediate pregnancy. 9 months from today...I'd take under 10. A year and under 30.

BEANTOWNJIM · 10-14-10, 01:17 PM

DOUG DID YOU WATCH YESTERDAY HALF THE GUYS COMING OUT OF THE MINE HAD BONERS AND IF THE CAMERA CREW WASNT THERE I AM WILLING TO BET WE WOULD HAVE HAD OPEN SEX ON THE ROCKS

I WASNT TO IMPRESSED WITH THE BROADS HALF THE F-CKING GUYS LOOKED LIKE THEY WOULD HAVE RATHER GONE BACK DOWN INTO THE MINE

I GAURENTEE YOU SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD IS WORKING ON A MOVIE AS WE SPEAK IT HAS EVERYTHING DRAMA,SEX,MISTRESS,AND WE PROBABLY HAVE A COUPLE OF FAG STORIES

OPRAH WILL HAVE THEM ON WITH A TRANSLATOR SHE ALWAYS PAYS FOR THE STORIES THESE GUYS WILL MAKE SOME DOUGH

BatemanPatrickl · 10-14-10, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

DOUG DID YOU WATCH YESTERDAY HALF THE GUYS COMING OUT OF THE MINE HAD BONERS AND IF THE CAMERA CREW WASNT THERE I AM WILLING TO BET WE WOULD HAVE HAD OPEN SEX ON THE ROCKS

I WASNT TO IMPRESSED WITH THE BROADS HALF THE F-CKING GUYS LOOKED LIKE THEY WOULD HAVE RATHER GONE BACK DOWN INTO THE MINE

I GAURENTEE YOU SOMEBODY IN Hollywood IS WORKING ON A MOVIE AS WE SPEAK IT HAS EVERYTHING DRAMA,SEX,MISTRESS,AND WE PROBABLY HAVE A COUPLE OF FAG STORIES OPRAH WILL HAVE THEM ON WITH A TRANSLATOR SHE ALWAYS PAYS FOR THE STORIES THESE GUYS WILL MAKE SOME DOUGH

Jeem we all know there was gay sex going on down there. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Doug · 10-14-10, 01:30 PM

no doubt , Jeem....but your line is way off. I'd get out of the mine and want some good food over sex first off.**** later....and it doesn't always produce a child, gotta ovulate and Shit for timing those female cycles.

It's not automatic or there would be a Helluva lot more Nigerians than there already are, same for every race. You don't just **** and there is a pregnant women every time...gotta time it right. You could **** some Ho with AIDS and only get it 1% of the time.

Your line is way off, but I know it wasn't real. more like 2 would be real given the conditions, even 1. I'd make that line closer to 2 than 40 with 9 months.

Slim · 10-14-10, 01:33 PM

That miner's mistress is huge. I wonder what his wife looked like.

mcbaseball10 · 10-14-10, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

BOYS ITS GREAT THAT WE HAVE RESCUED THE CHILEAN MINERS NOW THE BIG QUESTIONS BEGIN

THANK GOD THIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY.LETS PRETEND FOR A MINUTE THIS HAPPENED IN AMERICA AND LETS DISCUSS THE BENEFITS THESE GUYS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THATS WHY AMERICA IS F-CKED UP. BENEFITS FOR CHILE COAL MINERS IF THEY GOT STUCK IN AMERICAN MINE FOR 70 DAYS. THEY WOULD ALL BE PAID 150 GRAND TO APPEAR ON OPRAH WINFREYS SHOW THEY WOULD ALL BE CALLED IN TO MEET THE PRESIDENT THEY WOULD GET FREE MEDICAL AND RETIREMENT BENEFITS FOREVER CLAIMING EMMOTIONAL DISTRESS TOM CRUISE THE LIBERAL PUSSY WOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THE MINERS EXPERIENCE BOYS ITS FUNNY IF THESE MINERS WHERE IN AMERICA THEY WOULD BECOME HEROS AND MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SINCE THEY ARE IN A POOR COUNTRY THESE F-CKING GUYS WILL BE BACK IN THE MINE NEXT WEEK WORKING FOR 2 DOLLARS A DAY

THATS WHY WE HAVE UNIONS BOYS BOYS I JUST CALLED 5 DIMES AND THEY HAVE A LINE ON ANYTHING ON T.V. SO I ASKED FOR A LINE ON THE NUMBER OF KEEDS BORN STARTING TODAY FROM THE 33 CHILE COAL MINERS.THE LINE IS 40 KIDS WILL BE BORN IN THE NEXT 9 MONTHS STARTING TODAY. 33 HORNY CHILEAN MEN SOME HAVE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS THATS WHY 5 DIMES SET THE LINE AT 40. NUMBER OF KIDS BORN FROM THE CHILEAN COAL MINERS OVER 40 -180 UNDER 40 +160 JUDGING BY THE RIFF RAFF THEY PULLED UP FROM THE MINES AND THE NUMBER OF BROADS WAITING FOR THEM I AM GOING OVER 40 FOR THE 500 DOLLAR LIMIT

I GRIN

WHEN I WIN

BTJ, have you ever seen the economic numbers from Chile? It's one of the most stable (and booming) economies in the world. My guess is you figured they were Mexican since they spoke Spanish.

Brock Landers · 10-14-10, 02:09 PM

BTJ

you are a fukking genius. You should write for Hustler Humor pal.

Dad · 10-14-10, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Slim

That miner's mistress is huge. I wonder what his wife looked like.

He kissed that hog on national tv while his wife was at home watching it all.

bobby boucher · 10-14-10, 02:32 PM

she probably ate his wife lol

BEANTOWNJIM · 10-14-10, 03:14 PM

LOOK AT THE MINER KISSING HIS MISSTRESS HE LOOKS LIKE WHAT THE F-CK DID I DO PLEASE SEND ME BACK DOWN IN THE MINE I AM KISSING A COW ON NATIONAL T.V. HOW EMBARRASSING.HE DEFINITLY DOESNT LOOK HAPPY

THE BOYS MUST HAVE HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THIS ONE HE WAS PROBABLY DOWN IN THE MINE TELLING EVERYBODY HE HAS TWO WOMEN WAITING FOR HIM AND HOW GORGOUS HIS MISTRESS IS.THEN WHEN THE FELLAS GOT A LOOK AT HER HE MUST HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED

THIS GUY IS A PRIME CANDIDATE FOR SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS PUBLIC HUMILIATION

SHE PROBABLY PUT ON 40 POUNDS WHILE HE WAS TRAPPED KNOWING HE WAS COMING INTO SOME DOUGH

Sunde91 · 10-14-10, 05:30 PM

The return of BTJ

Slim · 10-14-10, 07:10 PM

Here's another pic of them together. Bitch should call Juana Craig.