Women commentators suck

JimmysEgo · 10-13-10, 07:27 PM

she sounds like she has marbles or a small cock in her mouth when she talks.

bettilimbroke999 · 10-13-10, 07:28 PM

Agreed, absolutely everything these female commentators say sounds about as scripted as a 5 dollar porno. Women dont watch sports, they dont play sports and they dont care about sports, so why the fuk is half the commentators women?

Also if you're a model who only got her sports commentating job bc of her looks and you walk into a locker room lookin for interviews dont freak out and act all shocked one of em says you look hot, bc if you didnt look hot you'd be on welfare instead of interviewing Mark "dirty" Sanchez

Brock Landers · 10-13-10, 07:30 PM

she got the hot assignment too

truth be told, i'd love to be paid to call a game on ESPN

It would be a fukking blast

Morality · 10-13-10, 07:30 PM

i've never seen a woman do play-by-play football before today

JimmysEgo · 10-13-10, 07:33 PM

here is the email i just sent.

i'm leaving the luxury of my own home to go to the bar where i can watch the game without having to listen to this chick commentate on the game. The volume on my TV is broke so i can't turn it down. if i kill someone on my way home drunk driving, it will be your fault.

iifold · 10-13-10, 07:34 PM

you can thank the liberal agenda..

She is not the best person for the job, but that doesn't matter anymore..

There is 6 Billion people on this planet.. Do you really think D.Garrard is one of the 30 best QB's??? Do you think the Colts coach is one of the 30 best coaches?? What about Singletary, great guy.. But one of the 30 best coaches??? Fukk you..

Quota's are being filled everywhere you look...

Brock Landers · 10-13-10, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by iifold

you can thank the liberal agenda.. She is not the best person for the job, but that doesn't matter anymore.. There is 6 Billion people on this planet.. Do you really think D.Garrard is one of the 30 best QB's??? Do you think the Colts coach is one of the 30 best coaches?? What about Singletary, great guy.. But one of the 30 best coaches??? Fukk you.. Quota's are being filled everywhere you look...

Affirmative Blacktion

Euphoria38 · 10-13-10, 07:37 PM

Agreed they are annoying.... too serious most of the time.

Slim · 10-13-10, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by JimmysEgo

here is the email i just sent.

i'm leaving the luxury of my own home to go to the bar where i can watch the game without having to listen to this chick commentate on the game. The volume on my TV is broke so i can't turn it down. if i kill someone on my way home drunk driving, it will be your fault.

Hopefully that convinces ESPN.

Jerm3462 · 10-13-10, 08:06 PM

Yea, that woman on ESPN is really annoying. Sounds like she should be calling a tennis match. As a matter of fact, I don't even like them on the sidelines. Half the time their mumbling and saying incorrect things. Although, I'll take Erin Andrews over Tony Saragusa as a sideline reporter anyday. How did he get that job? Anyway, I digress....

in2thethickofit · 10-13-10, 08:08 PM

She's better than listening to that fukface Collinsworth!

Sunde91 · 10-13-10, 08:09 PM

i think they moved her from Saturday Morning ESPN2 game to Wednesday Night, which is good for everyone except gamblers..the only ones watching this fukin game

Her name is pronounced "Beth MOANS"

Odds she's a dyke:

Yes -450
No +350

The Seer · 10-13-10, 08:17 PM

looks like Martina Navratilova

Jerm3462 · 10-13-10, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Sunde91

i think they moved her from Saturday Morning ESPN2 game to Wednesday Night, which is good for everyone except gamblers..the only ones watching this fukin game

Her name is pronounced "Beth MOANS"

Odds she's a dyke:

Yes -450
No +350

10/13/2010 (Is she a dyke) YES -450 50 to win 11

big joe 1212 · 10-13-10, 08:39 PM

She said "West Virginia" when referring to Marshall!

"This delay really hurts West Virginia as they had the momentum after the touchdown"

jjgold · 10-13-10, 08:55 PM

Most women are not qualified to be broadcasters, most of the time it is just a gimmick.
There are a few decent ones as far as being hosts in studio or on sidelines

JimmysEgo · 10-13-10, 09:30 PM

She says things two seconds after they happen like she's reading from a teleprompter. Whore!

Slim · 10-13-10, 09:54 PM

ESPN, take this clam licker off the air.

MJFtheGenius · 10-13-10, 09:57 PM

I think she is doing a good job

Jerm3462 · 10-13-10, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by MJFtheGenius

I think she is doing a good job

tripleblack1705 · 10-13-10, 10:07 PM

Idk I think the guy is just as bad, at least that Scott Van Pelt commercial is funny.

MJFtheGenius · 10-13-10, 10:17 PM

Its a conference usa game on a Wednesday night

on thursday nights you have Reese davis and jessie palmer its not much better

Slim · 10-26-10, 07:27 PM

Boise game is unwatchable because of this bitch calling the game.

Art Vandelay · 10-26-10, 07:39 PM

Pam has something in common with all of us...she likes girls!

JimmysEgo · 10-26-10, 08:02 PM

i can't watch anymore. i'm forced to watch the basketball game. hey i have a reply from the last email i sent ESPN. I'll pull it up.

JW Cash · 10-26-10, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Slim

I just emailed ESPN saying I can't watch this fukking game because you have a bitch doing the fukking commentary. Here's the email if you want to send them something too. support@espncustomercare.com

Yea...but that cute babe as a tush as soft as freshly picked cotton....

thats all I care about........just sayin....

JimmysEgo · 10-26-10, 08:05 PM

nope, i must have deleted it. something about they appreciate the email i sent them and that the email is being forwarded to the appropriate personnel to address the issue. that's all i got. never heard back from the appropriate personnel.

JimmysEgo · 10-26-10, 08:07 PM

oh, i found it. i forgot i mailed it from my "free porn" sign up email.

Hello,

Thank you for your e-mail.

We appreciate you taking the time to write and share your thoughts with us. We have passed your comments on to the appropriate personnel for their review and consideration.

Sincerely,

Candice

stealthyburrito · 10-26-10, 08:08 PM

female commentators are no good.

they are meant to be seen not heard.

they need to stick to sideline reporting.

JimmysEgo · 10-26-10, 08:10 PM

i just sent them another email -

--- On Wed, 10/27/10, ###### #### <############@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: ##### ##### <#############@yahoo.com>
Subject: FYI
To: support@espncustomercare.com
Date: Wednesday, October 27, 2010, 1:08 AM

Now i'm forced to watch the professional basketball game on TNT because you have a marble mouth donkey faced woman commentating on the Boise St game.

Thanks......

beerman2619 · 10-26-10, 08:10 PM

couldn't agree more

JimmysEgo · 10-26-10, 08:11 PM

i don't know why it says 1:08AM, i guess yahoo is stupid.

The Seer · 10-26-10, 08:25 PM

they should at least have a model type on there to look at. That bitch is fugly as hell.

Reno Paul · 10-26-10, 11:26 PM

Pam Ward is the worst out there.....Male of female.