ABE'S "10 tip package" for a better edge to battle the Books!

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  • ABEHONEST
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-09
    • 9470

    #1
    ABE'S "10 tip package" for a better edge to battle the Books!
    My personal "10 Tip Package" on wagering:

    1. Get rid of the female when it's ball-betting season!
    If you're married, she probably hates you enough already?

    2. Get a secluded room by yourself, slam the door shut and lock it!

    3. Get a quality computer that moves quickly through pages.

    4. Go to Walmart and buy a 2 1/2 gallon $1.19 "pee"-bucket to keep in "your" private room.
    This allows you be close at hand for your games,plus, times when the Books are changing numbers faster than a speeding bullet. This would work for BadNina, too, but tell her to get a bucket with a "broad"-er rim!

    5. Take a vacation from your day job, the one that pays the bills, allowing you more study time for your second job.
    I'm retired, giving me plenty of study time to go broke!

    6. #6 never worked for me! Having a "buddy" you can rely on for exchanging info and wager's on your games!
    7. While at Walmart, buy a colored plastic desk that has 3 drawers with rollers, for about $10 bucks. Excellent addition! Use the drawers for paperwork and pen storage, plus, the table top to work on.

    8. Buy a few Zebra pens, multi-colored, with pencil, all in one pen. [EXAMPLE] Green for cash on wagers, red for losers, black and blue for teams or writing, and last, the pencil for fast scribbling. Go to Jet Pens.com and see the selection.

    9. Have, or buy a microwave and keep it in your personal den. Small fridge would be worthwhile, also.

    10. Oh, did I say "git rid of the woman?" [ or man, in some cases]

    * Also, if you think you are "kicking the bucket," be careful NOT to "kick the bucket!"


    The bad news, none of these Tips worked for me yesterday!
  • Reload
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-23-08
    • 12250

    #2
    Excellent post, Abe! Anyone would especially feel like a real "sharp" with one of those four-color pens!

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    • ouman101
      SBR MVP
      • 12-02-09
      • 2815

      #3
      I prefer to put my games in early in the week, and wait on a select few that I think will move in my favor come game time. This way I can enjoy Saturday/Sunday drinking beers.
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      • ABEHONEST
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-27-09
        • 9470

        #4
        Originally posted by ouman101
        I prefer to put my games in early in the week, and wait on a select few that I think will move in my favor come game time. This way I can enjoy Saturday/Sunday drinking beers.
        Excellent plan there, ouman101!
        However, my "luck" this year on those early plays have sucked, big-time, this year!
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