Boys, the blonde girl on the bus smiling at him might very well be the most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my whole entire life.. WOW... and i am usually not into blondes, i prefer dark haired girls..
oh wait a sec, GF is sitting right next to me.. what's that sweetie??? Nooooo.. of course she isn't more beautiful than you.. YES, of course you are the most beautiful.. she is 2nd most beautiful.. yes i really mean that..
ok she's gone...
boys, check out that ad.. but warning.. make sure you are sitting down, because you might fall down. that's how hot she is.. and warning #2.. make sure you are alone because you might feel the need to wack off after you see her..
oh wait a sec, GF is sitting right next to me.. what's that sweetie??? Nooooo.. of course she isn't more beautiful than you.. YES, of course you are the most beautiful.. she is 2nd most beautiful.. yes i really mean that..

ok she's gone...
boys, check out that ad.. but warning.. make sure you are sitting down, because you might fall down. that's how hot she is.. and warning #2.. make sure you are alone because you might feel the need to wack off after you see her..