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  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

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    Questions I Need Answered
    Once again, since I slept through pretty much all of high school, I am uninformed on various issues. Can someone please answer these burning questions for me?

    In China, do they eat 8 times a day? I know after I eat Chinese, I am hungry 2 hours later.

    Whatever happened to Benetton? Did they go bankrupt? I miss their sweaters.

    Does anyone have a stamp I can borrow? Haven't used one in years.

    You know the adage "Their is a time and place for everything"? Can someone tell me when and where a senior citizen running naked speaking jibberish is needed?

    If one of my 17 foster kids I got from Sally Struthers makes me a macaroni art piece, and I cook the macaroni and eat it, am I "appreciating" the art?

    If being tall is such a turn on, can someone tell me the last 6 ft 7 sex symbol our country has had? Better yet, can someone tell me the last male sex symbol we have had that was OVER 5 ft 9?

    If Japan is so technologically advanced, why is it that all their Godzilla movies had such crappy special effects?

    Has anyone ever met an Eskimo? I am beginning to think they are as real as Santa Claus.

    Does anyone "feather" their hair anymore?

    All answers are appreciated.
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