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  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #1
    Had a wet dream about JJ...
    I know you guys may think this is sick but I think it's natural. I am straight as a Catholic Priest boyz but this dream was wild.

    My dream took place in a sauna. The smell of cedar was overwhelming. I was sitting there naked with Nike sandals on when JJ and some guy named Claude entered the scene. Claude was about 5'6, shaved head and hairy arms. JJ and Claude sat down at first but after 15 minutes, JJ started getting lippy. Claude seemed calm at first but became irritated att JJ's smack talk. All of the sudden Claude grabbed a coal off the Sauna with his bare hand and stuck it on JJ's nutsack (branding). JJ screamed in pain as Claude gave him a stiff upper cut and dropped him like a bad habit. Claude picked up JJ and bent him over his knee. I was shocked to see Claude pull out a razor blade and cut a slit up JJ's towel. Then he motioned for me to come over and pound JJ in the ass. I told Claude I was not gay but he said it feels just like a woman. So I tried it and kind of liked it. JJ was moaning in pain/pleasure as I pounded his ass good. When I was about to bust a nut I yelled SICK GAMBLA and shot my man rope across JJ's back. The dream ended there and I woke up in a cold sweat.

    Looked down to see a wet spot on the bed.

    Like I said some sick shit but I am not gay.

    What does this mean?
  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #2
    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
    I know you guys may think this is sick but I think it's natural. I am straight as a Catholic Priest boyz but this dream was wild.

    My dream took place in a sauna. The smell of cedar was overwhelming. I was sitting there naked with Nike sandals on when JJ and some guy named Claude entered the scene. Claude was about 5'6, shaved head and hairy arms. JJ and Claude sat down at first but after 15 minutes, JJ started getting lippy. Claude seemed calm at first but became irritated att JJ's smack talk. All of the sudden Claude grabbed a coal off the Sauna with his bare hand and stuck it on JJ's nutsack (branding). JJ screamed in pain as Claude gave him a stiff upper cut and dropped him like a bad habit. Claude picked up JJ and bent him over his knee. I was shocked to see Claude pull out a razor blade and cut a slit up JJ's towel. Then he motioned for me to come over and pound JJ in the ass. I told Claude I was not gay but he said it feels just like a woman. So I tried it and kind of liked it. JJ was moaning in pain/pleasure as I pounded his ass good. When I was about to bust a nut I yelled SICK GAMBLA and shot my man rope across JJ's back. The dream ended there and I woke up in a cold sweat.

    Looked down to see a wet spot on the bed.

    Like I said some sick shit but I am not gay.

    What does this mean?
    Your hard penis was symbolic for you being a stiff, now pay me my points Bateman.
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    • whatsgood5
      Restricted User
      • 10-13-09
      • 15359

      #3
      tldr
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      • Extra Innings
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-26-10
        • 15058

        #4
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        • frizzelli
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-06-10
          • 8916

          #5
          Originally posted by whatsgood5
          tldr

          I see you have 22 points why dont you start making payments goof?
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          • CarpeDime
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-01-09
            • 7873

            #6
            just a dream, not abnormal and definately does not mean your gay

            could mean lots of things, many of them not obvious at all
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            • Brock Landers
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 06-30-08
              • 45359

              #7
              It means you are a sick bastard
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82839

                #8
                If you can describe a dream with 500 words or more it wasn't a dream.
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                • BatemanPatrickl
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-21-07
                  • 18772

                  #9
                  Like I said I am not gay but that man rope felt good. Anyone ever shoot man rope or mangoo on a guy's back? Very liberating.
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                  • bobbyfk
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-19-09
                    • 15218

                    #10
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Fuk you you mother fukker
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                      • adlai
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 03-11-10
                        • 778

                        #12
                        i had the same dream...
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                        • Nicky Santoro
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-08-08
                          • 16103

                          #13
                          sounds like it was a lot of fun..
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                          • Dirty Sanchez
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-01-10
                            • 16031

                            #14
                            Now I know why jj stands for joy jelly
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                            • Tommy_de1st
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-23-10
                              • 8397

                              #15
                              Originally posted by adlai
                              i had the same dream...
                              It's impossible. You can't have the same dreams. You definitely were in a different sauna
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Patrick you better watch yourself

                                Do you know who your dealing with here??
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                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-21-07
                                  • 18772

                                  #17
                                  Yes a man with a great ass. Toodles JJ.
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                                  • Tommy_de1st
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-23-10
                                    • 8397

                                    #18
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