Sock-eating black holes

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  • Justin7
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-31-06
    • 8577

    #1
    Sock-eating black holes
    I've read theories about disappearing socks. How do they disappear? And if they really were eaten by a black hole, where do they end up?

    The weirdest thing happened to me today. I opened my suitcase (I'm traveling in Vegas now), and I found an unidentified sock. All my socks are clearly identifiable (either black socks, or have Addidas/Rebok markings on them). I am certain this mystery sock was not in my suitcase yesterday - I did laundry, and packed my suitcase. When I travel, I'm a bit anal, and roll my socks up together. The unidentified sock was obviously solo.

    Did one of you guys break into my hotel room and plant a rogue sock in my suitcase?
  • brock
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-07-08
    • 8301

    #2
    Originally posted by Justin7
    I've read theories about disappearing socks. How do they disappear? And if they really were eaten by a black hole, where do they end up?

    The weirdest thing happened to me today. I opened my suitcase (I'm traveling in Vegas now), and I found an unidentified sock. All my socks are clearly identifiable (either black socks, or have Addidas/Rebok markings on them). I am certain this mystery sock was not in my suitcase yesterday - I did laundry, and packed my suitcase. When I travel, I'm a bit anal, and roll my socks up together. The unidentified sock was obviously solo.

    Did one of you guys break into my hotel room and plant a rogue sock in my suitcase?

    all my socks are accounted for
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    • Sean
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 08-01-05
      • 985

      #3
      Originally posted by Justin7
      Did one of you guys break into my hotel room and plant a rogue sock in my suitcase?
      That ain't one of them "American Pie" socks, is it? I'd exercise extreme caution in the handling of said sock ... just in case.
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82840

        #4
        Your girlfriend has another boyfriend dude! Don't worry it happens.
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        • Dark Horse
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-14-05
          • 13764

          #5
          They went over your luggage at the airport. Somebody else's sock was left. They dumped it in yours.
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          • 20Four7
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-08-07
            • 6703

            #6
            is it white with a grey bottom and grey stripe up top. If so it's mine it's missing from my dryer.
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            • Willie Bee
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-14-06
              • 15726

              #7
              Originally posted by 20Four7
              is it white with a grey bottom and grey stripe up top. If so it's mine it's missing from my dryer.


              I find 'em inside the sleeves of shirts and sweatshirts all the time, Justin. I've told my wife if she doesn't start doing a better job with the laundry, there are going to be some big changes around here...ooops, I hear her coming down the hall now, gotta' run.
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              • Poker_Beast
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-14-06
                • 6545

                #8
                Good one Wille - if you could solve the sock question you would be one rich man,
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