Party at Buzzy's tonight. Midnight. Invitation list:

[buztah]

Hanky
Sicky Sicky Gamblah
Falcone
Sporto
Compaq
Mathy
Pico (need an Asian kok for PC purposes)
Iwin (always good to have a drunken redneck's fingerprints available...)
Plommer

Items needed:

Leopard leotard, gold chains, cash, dice, blow, cole slaw, cole cuts, stripper (tranny tolerable, if post-op, you fux!), 30 feet rope, 2 duffle bags.

[Brock Landers]

What about me guy, I can entertain the crowd

[mathdotcom]

See you there

Bringing dice and cash

[buztah]

Mathy, do not phuck this up.

Brock, you are in if Iwin cannot make it...

[mathdotcom]

It's the steel shed across from 75 Balsam right?

[MendozaLine]

id assume the asian would be able to bring the ladyboy stripper

[Regul8er]

HAHAHA.....if someone provides the White Russian's for Mr. Landers, then you've got yourself some valuable fingerprints (which I'm sure would be necessary)

[Sunde91]

[manny24]

Mathy, do not phuck this up.

Brock, you are in if Iwin cannot make it...

[Richkas]

Thanx

[jjgold]

Not a bad list there

Buzzy I might be in Montreal in mid November going back to look for sick gambler

The only problem with all guy parties are fukkin lethal pecker invasions.

Buzzy I will never ever forget the time when my buds all straight as an arrow 11 of them had an all male party. I did not go because I was in his attic putting in peep cameras to try and catch him having sex with his hot girl and then I was going to watch tapes at my pad late at night. Well anyway these guys never talked about using snares to catch a live cock in the water basically meaning they were straight as fukkin arrows. They all started drinking but most were in control, some guy was flipping through a porn magazine and of course even though a straight Magazine you can see cocks inside woman so one guy started starring the cock and have no idea why but this got him started and his mind wandering, he started looking around and one of guys was an animal control officer and there was a snare in corner so he picks it up and starts fukkin around with it, he starts trying to snare cocks and one guy got snared and I guess the netting made his pants come down. It was all fun and laughter in the beginning but something changed, rough play turned into some sort of crazy sex scene. The one guy challenged the other guys manhood and then pinned him down and pinch fukked him in the ass. If you get two guys fighting for fun and or wrestling there is a 50% chance something will happen, call it male testosterone. Before the night was over I had too witness 3 different combos of guys cashing the nut and scoring. One guy got candle waxed meaning they melted hot wax and put it in his ass with a funnel and he supposedly had the greatest orgasm ever. Boys do not try funnel waxing canning it can do damage.

Buzzy sorry I will pass, all guys together is trouble.

[Slim]

Isn't Falcone and Sporto dead?

[Sunde91]

Funnel Waxing - to filter hot melted wax into a male's anus to induce/enhance an orgasm.

Added to JJ's library of homoesexual terminology.

[Boner_18]

Wow. Just wow.

[Regul8er]

How does Gold make this stuff up???
It's unreal...Animal Control Officer

[jjgold]

Can you imagine Mathy at an all male party??
Well he wears those tight sweats like a fukkin jerkoff with stripped shirts

His sweats are so fukkin tight you can see his cock What a fukkin hamburger

Jerkoffs wear sweats real tight, the loose look is in.

[Grandmaster B]

Not a bad list there

Buzzy I might be in Montreal in mid November going back to look for sick gambler

The only problem with all guy parties are fukkin lethal pecker invasions.

Buzzy I will never ever forget the time when my buds all straight as an arrow 11 of them had an all male party. I did not go because I was in his attic putting in peep cameras to try and catch him having sex with his hot girl and then I was going to watch tapes at my pad late at night. Well anyway these guys never talked about using snares to catch a live cock in the water basically meaning they were straight as fukkin arrows. They all started drinking but most were in control, some guy was flipping through a porn magazine and of course even though a straight Magazine you can see cocks inside woman so one guy started starring the cock and have no idea why but this got him started and his mind wandering, he started looking around and one of guys was an animal control officer and there was a snare in corner so he picks it up and starts fukkin around with it, he starts trying to snare cocks and one guy got snared and I guess the netting made his pants come down. It was all fun and laughter in the beginning but something changed, rough play turned into some sort of crazy sex scene. The one guy challenged the other guys manhood and then pinned him down and pinch fukked him in the ass. If you get two guys fighting for fun and or wrestling there is a 50% chance something will happen, call it male testosterone. Before the night was over I had too witness 3 different combos of guys cashing the nut and scoring. One guy got candle waxed meaning they melted hot wax and put it in his ass with a funnel and he supposedly had the greatest orgasm ever. Boys do not try funnel waxing canning it can do damage.

Buzzy sorry I will pass, all guys together is trouble.

[manny24]

unfvckinreal.

[buztah]

Not a bad list there

Buzzy I might be in Montreal in mid November going back to look for sick gambler

The only problem with all guy parties are fukkin lethal pecker invasions.

Buzzy I will never ever forget the time when my buds all straight as an arrow 11 of them had an all male party. I did not go because I was in his attic putting in peep cameras to try and catch him having sex with his hot girl and then I was going to watch tapes at my pad late at night. Well anyway these guys never talked about using snares to catch a live cock in the water basically meaning they were straight as fukkin arrows. They all started drinking but most were in control, some guy was flipping through a porn magazine and of course even though a straight Magazine you can see cocks inside woman so one guy started starring the cock and have no idea why but this got him started and his mind wandering, he started looking around and one of guys was an animal control officer and there was a snare in corner so he picks it up and starts fukkin around with it, he starts trying to snare cocks and one guy got snared and I guess the netting made his pants come down. It was all fun and laughter in the beginning but something changed, rough play turned into some sort of crazy sex scene. The one guy challenged the other guys manhood and then pinned him down and pinch fukked him in the ass. If you get two guys fighting for fun and or wrestling there is a 50% chance something will happen, call it male testosterone. Before the night was over I had too witness 3 different combos of guys cashing the nut and scoring. One guy got candle waxed meaning they melted hot wax and put it in his ass with a funnel and he supposedly had the greatest orgasm ever. Boys do not try funnel waxing canning it can do damage.

Buzzy sorry I will pass, all guys together is trouble.

I still did not get the tape and TD Canada Trust confirmed you did cash my cheque. I will break you in half, kokphuck! Mods, delete Gold's post now!

[BatemanPatrickl]

[keyboarding]

All those guys are a diamond dozen.

[mathdotcom]

Can you imagine Mathy at an all male party??
Well he wears those tight sweats like a fukkin jerkoff with stripped shirts

His sweats are so fukkin tight you can see his cock What a fukkin hamburger

Jerkoffs wear sweats real tight, the loose look is in.

[Deuce]

Richie should go to jelly watch. Maybe belly noggle.

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[stealthyburrito]

Not a bad list there

Buzzy I might be in Montreal in mid November going back to look for sick gambler

The only problem with all guy parties are fukkin lethal pecker invasions.

Buzzy I will never ever forget the time when my buds all straight as an arrow 11 of them had an all male party. I did not go because I was in his attic putting in peep cameras to try and catch him having sex with his hot girl and then I was going to watch tapes at my pad late at night. Well anyway these guys never talked about using snares to catch a live cock in the water basically meaning they were straight as fukkin arrows. They all started drinking but most were in control, some guy was flipping through a porn magazine and of course even though a straight Magazine you can see cocks inside woman so one guy started starring the cock and have no idea why but this got him started and his mind wandering, he started looking around and one of guys was an animal control officer and there was a snare in corner so he picks it up and starts fukkin around with it, he starts trying to snare cocks and one guy got snared and I guess the netting made his pants come down. It was all fun and laughter in the beginning but something changed, rough play turned into some sort of crazy sex scene. The one guy challenged the other guys manhood and then pinned him down and pinch fukked him in the ass. If you get two guys fighting for fun and or wrestling there is a 50% chance something will happen, call it male testosterone. Before the night was over I had too witness 3 different combos of guys cashing the nut and scoring. One guy got candle waxed meaning they melted hot wax and put it in his ass with a funnel and he supposedly had the greatest orgasm ever. Boys do not try funnel waxing canning it can do damage.

Buzzy sorry I will pass, all guys together is trouble.

wow, another great homosexual act.

[wtf]

buzzy, sorry I crashed your party, but after looking at your invite list I noticed a lack of anyone packing some serious heat, and in the event a woman did show up she be expect the big SALAMI.

well she did show and I did not disappoint her, you guys were too busy playing "spike the cock" to notice me

[jjgold]

Buzzy make video on this topic

[buztah]

Can you imagine Mathy at an all male party??
Well he wears those tight sweats like a fukkin jerkoff with stripped shirts

His sweats are so fukkin tight you can see his cock What a fukkin hamburger

Jerkoffs wear sweats real tight, the loose look is in.

Mathy has a tiny kok. I remember from prison jerk-off contest. Basically inmates would get a big black drop-cloth and you have this phucken line you have to stand behind (like a free throw line in hoops) and you can jerk, twist, lift, tippy toe, whatever the phuck you want to build momentum so long as your toes don't touch or step beyond that phucken line. Some guys stand back and run up and thrust their hips to shoot further. The loads are easy to track for distance because of the black drop cloth on the floor.

Whenever guys compete for volume (load size) you have to shoot it into a measuring cup (someone's job is to swipe one every night while they are on caf duty) so that it is perfectly clear who has the largest volume. This is just the phucken tip of the icebergh though, Archie.

Guys all gather around and watch, cheer, chant n shit, even the phucken guards, and look forward to this all phucken day. Hanky, baby, i am getting hard just remembering the good times.

My favourite is always the one where we play you have to *** during a certain point in a song. Take my fave jack off song by the Bee Geees, "How Deep is Your Love?" I would have to *** right at the end when they sing the really high note. This big trucker guy (in for stealing a phuck ton of furniture), would always choose to blow his load on the line in ACDC's Hell's Bells right when when Angus says "Satan getchya! Gonne getchya! HELLS BELLS!" You get the idea. Basically the songs are just on a CD and the stereo operator just keeps replaying the same song till the guy cums. If he hits the jackpot at the time in the song he predicted, he gets a point. Guys will wager on each event as to whether the dude jacking it will score or fail (some guys have no discipline, don't know their body and *** too quick so they get NO POINTS!)

At the end of the night, an overall score is awarded for winners of the various events (distance, volume, timing, etc -- whatever events we phucken organized that night -- every night is phucken unique -- keeps it fresh). The winner the next day has "free range." He gets to take anyone's meat during all three meals and the guys have to give it up. Whenever I won, the next day I would always take bacon, fish sticks, roast beef, etc from the biggest guys and they hadda let me because of the respect earned from the previous night.

My favourite was when guys would chant when a dude was about to shoot his wad. There was this one black guy (we called him the "Oh My God Guy") and this phucker was the most intense motherphucker ever when he would ***. He would just scream "Oh My God!" a hundred phucken times and go weak in the phucken knees. Phucker loved to *** more than anyone but he has such little volume and no distance whatsoever. Jizz would just sort of leak out of his kok. No shoots. Weird. But the guys are all there phucken chantin' "Oh My God" in tandem with him n shit for about 30 seconds or so before he would ***.

The guys on the inside take this stuff so seriously. We play hard and have a good time but the phucken rules and variations of the games are phucken crazy, pally!

[flyingillini]

Buzzy!!!!!!!! Make a knifing video!

[ZetaPsi808]

buzzy i will be there with rogue scholar. were gonna play spike the cock. hope you dont mind.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Redneck?? I'm far from a redneck.

Ps....cab trailer girl come?

[mathdotcom]

buzzy

not cool mocking dude's kok size on the board

[Dirty Sanchez]

Not a bad list there

Buzzy I might be in Montreal in mid November going back to look for sick gambler

The only problem with all guy parties are fukkin lethal pecker invasions.

Buzzy I will never ever forget the time when my buds all straight as an arrow 11 of them had an all male party. I did not go because I was in his attic putting in peep cameras to try and catch him having sex with his hot girl and then I was going to watch tapes at my pad late at night. Well anyway these guys never talked about using snares to catch a live cock in the water basically meaning they were straight as fukkin arrows. They all started drinking but most were in control, some guy was flipping through a porn magazine and of course even though a straight Magazine you can see cocks inside woman so one guy started starring the cock and have no idea why but this got him started and his mind wandering, he started looking around and one of guys was an animal control officer and there was a snare in corner so he picks it up and starts fukkin around with it, he starts trying to snare cocks and one guy got snared and I guess the netting made his pants come down. It was all fun and laughter in the beginning but something changed, rough play turned into some sort of crazy sex scene. The one guy challenged the other guys manhood and then pinned him down and pinch fukked him in the ass. If you get two guys fighting for fun and or wrestling there is a 50% chance something will happen, call it male testosterone. Before the night was over I had too witness 3 different combos of guys cashing the nut and scoring. One guy got candle waxed meaning they melted hot wax and put it in his ass with a funnel and he supposedly had the greatest orgasm ever. Boys do not try funnel waxing canning it can do damage.

Buzzy sorry I will pass, all guys together is trouble.

This bullshit SBR Fantasy was brought to you by Sethlin Securities

[buztah]

buzzy

not cool mocking dude's kok size on the board

Mathy cleaning up my sloppy seconds; "I bet there's still a lil candy left in that phucking pinata." I thought that ole tranny was gonna phucken bury you, pal. Chasing you all over the phucken living room and yard with your naked ass hanging out.

[allabout the $$$]

Isn't Falcone and Sporto dead?

mr falcone isnt dead i was in contact with him 3 months ago

[fsugolf]

how do you fvcks make up these stories

unfuckingreal