25pt Fantasy Football SmackTalk Contest

[elgreco]

Help me out gentlemen. I'm looking for some good lines for the smack talk in my Fantasy football league. I'm looking for something fun, but with shock value. Examples:

"You're going down faster than your sister for cash"

"You're going down faster than Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office"

"You're team sucks more than (insert funny phrase here)"

"Your team is so soft, I could print your roster and wipe my ass with it"


Whoever comes up with the funniest smack by tomorrow night will get 25pts. I look forward to your responses, this thread should get pretty funny.

[tltaylor89]

"You're team sucks more balls than Jenna Jamison in her porn career."

[Dad]

Your team sucks so much, it's probably contracted more VD than a ship full of 18th century pirates.

[tltaylor89]

"You're team is falling faster than old lady ".

[elgreco]

Good start ... He actually has VD as his starting tight end.

[tltaylor89]

"Your team stinks worse than my toilet paper after I wipe my ass in the morning"

[Dad]

Playing your team is easier than having a bye week

[elgreco]

taylor made me think of: "Your team is so soft, I could print your roster and wipe my ass with it"

[tltaylor89]

"If your team was a Catholic kid a priest woulden't molest you"

[elgreco]

[tltaylor89]

"You're league is so bad it makes the Lions look good"

[in2thethickofit]

"The Village People called. They want to play your team next Sunday."

[Boner_18]

I dug up your dead grandmother and fvcked her in the ass last night.

Wait... I guess that one is not witty or fun... got plenty of shock value though!

[HotStreak]

My team did worse things to you than your creepy uncle used to do.

Do you feel dirty?

[HotStreak]

Your team must be gay.

They just sat there and took it up the ass.

[elgreco]

I think I won

It looks like you may win by default since there arn't too many responses. I'll give it till the end of my workday and if no one comes up with a jewel, I'll transfer you a cool 25points.

[Boner_18]

"I'm not to worried this week. We are playing fantasy football, not fantasy ballet."