Coach - what is 'vertical seduction'?

[mathdotcom]

On mondays I volunteer at a church and overheard someone talking to another guy about how he vertically seduced someone...

Does this have anything to do with an inverted Jesus spindle??

[pavyracer]

That's when you get naked and the coach gets from behind and vertically seduces your anus without lube.

[Dirty Sanchez]

That's an easy one...

[jjgold]

[milwaukee mike]

can you keep these homo conversations either in private zone or through pm

some of us actually have morals and are disgusted by this talk

[jjgold]

MIke it is reality so we all need to deal with it, just do not read them

Best of luck Chief



Vertical Seduction:

Usually happens in tight locations where many guys are wearing shorts or tights, well usually a guy will drop fukkin change on the floor and look for his prey. While looking for his change he is sizing up guys he likes as they are in the vertical postion. He has the edge because he is looking up, it correlates to the cub vs bear correlation. The guy looking for his change will give eye signals to the guy that is standing up vertically and some sort of connection is made. The two then arrange a meeting place where the action will take place.

[mathdotcom]

Coach is it possible the meeting they then arrange takes place in a WIRELESS BEDROOM?
And what is a wireless bedroom? One that is broadcast online for the Cubs and Bears to come rub bark oil on their shafts?

[milwaukee mike]

easy to say "just don't read them" but if someone typed "milwaukee mike is a fukkin asshole" in the thread name i can't help but read it


plenty of gay sites if that's what you guys want to discuss

let's pick some goddam winners and make some bets!

[wtf]

omg jj

your are worth your weight in gold, fukin hilarious, vertical seduction

[flyingillini]

JJ, which guy releases first?

[Manaconda]

someone make the remix of snoop doggs "sensual seduction"
of course the music video takes place in the steam room

[jjgold]

Lets GAMBLE!!!!

Lets cut down on porn shit

[hugh_morris]

On mondays I volunteer at a church and overheard someone talking to another guy about how he vertically seduced someone...

Does this have anything to do with an inverted Jesus spindle??

thats where you talk to a chick when you are both standing up and get her in a vertical trance..and then at that point you immediately start to focus on getting her horizontely seduced and then you procceed to feed your piss pump...i hope i helped to answer your question...

[Irish Lumberjack]

Classic jj classic