Saw my ex this weekend...

[BatemanPatrickl]

Damn did she look good. Why do girlfriends look twice as good after you break up with them.

Found out she went out a two dates with a 42 year old and she's 24

Boys I told her Patty Bateman is on the comeback trail. Boys I now have a reason to battle this bullshit world.

Boys wish me luck!

[OmgUrMom]

good luck patty get her back, don't let the old man cock seduce her

[BatemanPatrickl]

Mommy I am going to get back to running in the boardwalk and surfing in the winter Thanks Mommy

[brxbmbers42]

Damn did she look good. Why do girlfriends look twice as good after you break up with them.

Found out she went out a two dates with a 42 year old and she's 24

Boys I told her Patty Bateman is on the comeback trail. Boys I now have a reason to battle this bullshit world.

Boys wish me luck!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Boys my comeback will be epic. Boys I am pissed.

[TR88]

I dont like u....but I wish u good luck!

[itchypickle]

Sucks to have to imagine that shriveled up nutsack just slapping her on the chin isnt it

I joke man....plenty of girls out there. You'll be fine.

[KingKolzig]

they look 10 times better when they arent urs