No Lingerie Bowl this year....

[RageWizard]

What some more Irish in you?

Dude you beat me to it. I choking on my guiness.

[swede96]

If the parents aren't athletic there's a good chance he's not either. Don't kill me, I'm just being frank. I don't think a "stop off" would get much done though. Surely there is someone that can work with them locally. I could stop off for some "service' though.

Listen to him Nina...I sure wish I had taken my mother's lack of coordination into account when I signed up for gymnastics....my back still hurts...and my knee...and my ankles...and my hips...

[swede96]

You most certainly can "come". Let me be the judge of you tight end......... Man, I'm being very dirty today.

Me too...thank you for not judging.

[swede96]

Geez - I'm only a little over 5 feet and I'm way older than 3

Me too....remind me not to piss off Nina with little body guards like that!

[swede96]

I'm here for the gang bang.

Take a number. Line forms to the left.

[swede96]

What some more Irish in you?

Sorry Duece...all filled up here...it's cuz I'm gettin' Italian at the same time.

[BadNina]

Me too....remind me not to piss off Nina with little body guards like that!

Don't make have my boys bite you on your assets.

[swede96]

Don't make have my boys bite you on your assets.

Oh god, I just had a flashback to when my nephew was breast feeding....he was such a little perv. Once he caught me off guard and I swear he almost took a chunk out of one!

[BadNina]

Oh god, I just had a flashback to when my nephew was breast feeding....he was such a little perv. Once he caught me off guard and I swear he almost took a chunk out of one!

Every so often, one of the twins will run up for you to hug them and then chomp down.

[swede96]

Every so often, one of the twins will run up for you to hug them and then chomp down.

My nephew was more of a grabber...he got me with those razor sharp baby nails.

[Deuce]

Sorry Duece...all filled up here...it's cuz I'm gettin' Italian at the same time.

When is my turn?

[RageWizard]

When is my turn?

hey Duece, that you in the avatar?

[Deuce]

hey Duece, that you in the avatar?

Yes pal. Yes it is.

[Sportsgirl]

Yes pal. Yes it is.

Cute.

[RageWizard]

I'm working on mine this weekend. I have absolutely NO photos of me or the old lady doing anything since about 1993. Late breaking news, I actually came across a partial photo of Mrs. Wizard at the cat shelter, she'd be pissed if I posted.

[Sportsgirl]

I'm working on mine this weekend. I have absolutely NO photos of me or the old lady doing anything since about 1993.

With some of that money your spending on Valentine's Day, RW, buy yourself a digital camera!

[swede96]

Yes pal. Yes it is.

Beat up baseball hats make me absolutely weak in the knees. Not kidding. I bet that thing STINKS. Totally hot.

[Deuce]

Beat up baseball hats make me absolutely weak in the knees. Not kidding. I bet that thing STINKS. Totally hot.

Does that mean I can cut to the front of the line?

[swede96]

Does that mean I can cut to the front of the line?

Are those chin pubes? Also hot. Midwestern or Southern. You look like a country boy. Me likie.

I'll let you boys fight out line standings.

[ShamsWoof10]

Sorry, I was in an editors' meeting and I'm trying to put the finishing touches on my Super Bowl column.

Anyway - Gary Anderson ... that was waaaaay too easy, Shams.

DAMN!!.. Ok who was before him...?

[Deuce]

Are those chin pubes? Also hot. Midwestern or Southern. You look like a country boy. Me likie.

I'll let you boys fight out line standings.

Midwest. Chin pubes lol, I actually have a dirty beard right now, just too lazy to shave today.

[RageWizard]

You can jump me in line dude. ( Wait a minute that doesn't sound right.) You know what I mean? Actually I'm officially out of line.

[swede96]

Midwest. Chin pubes lol, I actually have a dirty beard right now, just too lazy to shave today.

Knew it! You look like one of the guys that would be doing landscaping at the resort I saty at in Minnesota. They have spawned more than one "Dirty Dancing" fantasy for me...ya know what I mean?

Plus, I happen to think Midwestern accents are the sexiest around. You have my vote for front of the line....behind my boyfriend, of course. And I'm not just shallow...I happen to think you're one funny dude. You're "I'm here for the gang bang" comment made me choke on my coffee.

[swede96]

You can jump me in line dude. ( Wait a minute that doesn't sound right.) You know what I mean? Actually I'm officially out of line.

You need all your energy for the wife anyway.

[cobra_king]

I like Swede, i think she's hot! But i'm not sure in this case sloppy 13ths sounds all that appealing even if Swede is the girl!!!

[Deuce]

Knew it! You look like one of the guys that would be doing landscaping at the resort I saty at in Minnesota. They have spawned more than one "Dirty Dancing" fantasy for me...ya know what I mean?

Plus, I happen to think Midwestern accents are the sexiest around. You have my vote for front of the line....behind my boyfriend, of course. And I'm not just shallow...I happen to think you're one funny dude. You're "I'm here for the gang bang" comment made me choke on my coffee.

[swede96]

LOL....Cobra, I don't think the line is quite that long...in fact...I'm pretty sure you and Deuce are the only ones who mentioned getting in line...

[Sportsgirl]

DAMN!!.. Ok who was before him...?

Matt Bahr.


Who was on all four Steelers' super bowl teams who also took ballet classes?

[RageWizard]

You need all your energy for the wife anyway.

No kiddin, energy bars, energy drinks, self help books. Everything to keep up. ( Wait a minute that doesn't sound right either. Its been a long day.) I think it is time stop this and get ready for tonight.

[swede96]

No kiddin, energy bars, energy drinks, self help books. Everything to keep up. ( Wait a minute that doesn't sound right either. Its been a long day.) I think it is time stop this and get ready for tonight.

Make sure you stretch real good and do some cardio to warm up....you don't want to pull something!

[BadNina]

Matt Bahr.


Who was on all four Steelers' super bowl teams who also took ballet classes?

I think I know this one!!!!

[cobra_king]

LOL....Cobra, I don't think the line is quite that long...in fact...I'm pretty sure you and Deuce are the only ones who mentioned getting in line...

Well if that's the case, put me down for a tag team!!

[swede96]

I think I know this one!!!!

Me too!! But I'm keeping my mouth shut. Shams needs total quiet while he googles.





That sounds dirty.

[RageWizard]

Make sure you stretch real good and do some cardio to warm up....you don't want to pull something!

Already been doing that all week after the strip club. Its been rough.

[Deuce]

Well if that's the case, put me down for a tag team!!

You wait your turn Mr. I am not one of those guys that DP's high fiving each other while our balls touch. Not my bag.