In Very Heavy Tonight: My Vegas Beard Better Not Fuk Me

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  • c-pod
    Restricted User
    • 03-10-10
    • 99

    #36
    I didnt have a rooting interest but now im rooting for the bears with every bone in my body.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #37
      Common one fukkin time
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      • darkness
        Restricted User
        • 09-27-10
        • 6

        #38
        jj packers will roll dont worry
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #39
          as an added bonus jj deuce just pm'ed me saying he will let you fuk his ass if gb wins!
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          • HenPrivilege
            SBR MVP
            • 01-10-09
            • 1720

            #40
            gold pullin out the big guns today

            Solid shit with Cleveland and got a good line as well
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            • t-bone
              SBR MVP
              • 03-18-08
              • 3732

              #41
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              • tltaylor89
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-19-09
                • 19610

                #42
                Gold your burial suit has arrived.
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                • ngates815
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-01-09
                  • 13845

                  #43
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Common one fukkin time


                  Your buddy warrior fan says this all the time....Starting to think you and him may be the same person, and you hire a kid to do the videos?
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #44
                    Buried glad you made some though on the under.
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                    • frostno98
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-11-07
                      • 9769

                      #45
                      The Gold man is probably hammering some shots at some bar right now! Tough luck bud, but looks like you might break even.
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                      • fsugolf
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-17-09
                        • 6194

                        #46
                        hammering shots why? didn't he win money today?
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                        • HenPrivilege
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-10-09
                          • 1720

                          #47
                          Gold may go 3-1
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                          • ABEHONEST
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-27-09
                            • 9470

                            #48
                            Hey, I once had "two" LV beards! It was back in 1990, I believe.

                            At this time of my life I was up for a "murder rap!" True story!

                            Well, I was murdering every Book in sight, and had accumulated so mush cash on hand I was getting really stupid with over confidence.

                            Back to the "two LV beards."

                            I was running out of spots to play the games so fast I could hardly one place to reinvest "while that iron was still red hot!"
                            I flew to LV hoping to crack some more Book heads, and while there, I met this fellow about fifty some-odd years old, who I had seen before hanging around the bet joints.

                            We exchanged a few words and phone numbers.A few days later I flew back home.
                            I believe I won a few bucks on the Vegas trip, but once back home I ran into the same problem I had before, no Books will balls. So, then this idea struck me! Why now call the ol' veteran who lives in LV and see if he would get me down some plays.

                            Unlucky for me, I did reach him on the phone number he had given me.
                            And yes, he was all for that deal. All I had to do was send the cash to him and his buddy[his partner in crime, I believe] and they would do their best to get me the best numbers they could from the LV strip books.
                            Sounded good to me. so I sent 2000 to my future investment beards?
                            To make this obscene story shorter, I won about 500, putting me up to 2500, yet my boys in Vegas seemed to be having trouble getting along with each other.
                            Disagreements, like, "I gave you the money," and, "no, I gave you the money!"

                            I finally was starting to realize just how dangerous this was...sending money to people you don't even know, plus, they were local bet joint, hang-arounds.
                            Hmmm, you might ask, where was my commonsense? I tell you where it was! I won two damn much money in a short span of time , I thought I had suddenly found a diamond mine that was right under my nose all the while, but just could not seem to see it before.

                            And, I couldn't find any place locally I could trust, or, that would take my play.

                            I was starting to feel like one of those spectacular thoroughbred race horses. I want to run so bad I am foaming from the mouth, yet, I corralled in this small fenced in area, with no gate opened to get me back to those tasty "green" grasses!

                            The end!
                            Yes, the ol' "not so sharp," beards, vanished into thin air. And so did my 2000 and the 500 profit!
                            What a shocking surprise , huh?

                            What's that old story about an "old fool?" Aw, you guys knew that from the get-go,didn't you?

                            But, ol' gullible and desperate me couldn't see the forest for the trees.
                            In other words, I was blinded by greed, gullibility, and simple, stupidity!

                            I certainly could use that 5000! Because that's what it would be worth today, twenty years later!
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                            • SoCalFisher
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 01-22-09
                              • 769

                              #49
                              Abe, good story.

                              JJ is a baller.
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                              • Deuce
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-12-08
                                • 29843

                                #50
                                3-1

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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #51
                                  Came out ok

                                  I do not advice doing this

                                  Thanks men
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                                  • southie
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 05-25-08
                                    • 377

                                    #52
                                    Why Planet hollywood to get -10 lines at WA numbers?

                                    just curious...
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #53
                                      Southie my beard and I banged another book at a different price.
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                                      • tanner40
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-24-10
                                        • 2129

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Came out ok

                                        I do not advice doing this

                                        Thanks men
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                                        • fsugolf
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-17-09
                                          • 6194

                                          #55
                                          nice night gold
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                                          • bachngocduong
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-17-06
                                            • 1826

                                            #56
                                            yes they do
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                                            • konck
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-17-06
                                              • 12554

                                              #57
                                              JJ and the Prick both on GB.....you knew Da Bears was the play
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                                              • milwaukee mike
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-22-07
                                                • 26914

                                                #58
                                                another one of those games where the team that won had no business winning

                                                another inch on that james jones fumble and it's out of bounds or if the officials just let ONE of those ticky-tack holding calls go...

                                                that's the nfl for you though!
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #59
                                                  Packers much better team, we were on the right side.
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                                                  • statnerds
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-23-09
                                                    • 4047

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by donkdown
                                                    PPl forget this Bears team should of lost to Lions.
                                                    horribly misguided and incorrect statement

                                                    no offense
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                                                    • statnerds
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-23-09
                                                      • 4047

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Packers much better team, we were on the right side.
                                                      good work JJ

                                                      and yes, the Packers were the correct side. Hard to cap blocked FGs and turnovers and 20 penalties
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