Shopping list for MNF party

[Dad]

Decaf teabags
Multiple boxes of condoms
Fresh cream
Socks

Am I missing anything?

[tanner40]

Sounds like an orgy not a fukking football party

[Dad]

Sounds like an orgy not a fukking football party

Tanner, call it what you want, Bears vs Pack is going to be a great game.

[Reload]

Sounds like what the guys on "To Catch A Predator" would have on hand.

[southie]

don't forget to buy an industrial size jar of vaseline for this sausage-fest

[Dad]

Sounds like what the guys on "To Catch A Predator" would have on hand.

Now you've gone too far, Reload.

[EmpireMaker]

more details about this party please

[Reload]

Now you've gone too far, Reload.

"So what were you planning to do with those condoms and cream?"

[Dad]

"So what were you planning to do with those condoms and cream?"

It's a MNF party, you prick. What do you think?

[THE PROFIT]

Ranch dressing & edible panties

[Dad]

Ranch dressing & edible panties

Profit, already have ranch dressing in the fridge. Whats with the edible panties though? It's a football party, you clown.

[blackbeSSt]

Profit, already have ranch dressing in the fridge. Whats with the edible panties though? It's a football party, you clown.

and you're gonna blow the condoms up and make balloons?

[Dad]

and you're gonna blow the condoms up and make balloons?

What am I, 3 years old? Of course we are not going to blow up the condoms and make balloons.

[blackbeSSt]

What am I, 3 years old? Of course we are not going to blow up the condoms and make balloons.

football and condoms sounds more like a sausage party then football party

[Dad]

football and condoms sounds more like a sausage party then football party

Why would we need condoms if it was a sausage fest? Unbelievable.

[B1GER1C828]

doritos.

[Dad]

doritos.

Excellent, Big Eric.

Can't believe I almost forgot potatoe chips.

[MadTiger]

Why would we need condoms if it was a sausage fest? Unbelievable.

Just trying to make sure you guys are safe, that's all.

[JohnnyC]

I am big on bears, gonna get drink.

[blackbeSSt]

Why would we need condoms if it was a sausage fest? Unbelievable.

hey if you want some fudge on your sausage more power to ya! but i'd suggest you use said condoms.......or socks for that matter

[Dad]

I am big on bears, gonna get drink.

Johnny, got a fridge full of beer, wine and wine coolers.

I'm leaning Bears right now also.

hey if you want some fudge on your sausage more power to ya! but i'd suggest you use said condoms.......or socks for that matter

BlackbeSSt, socks are not for sex.

[southie]

party's like this is why i stopped drinking

[blackbeSSt]

so dad how did your condom sock party go last night?

[Dad]

BlackbeSSt, We had good food, good drink, good company, good football game.... Go Time. It was a blast! I love Monday Nights.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Daddy did you pound another dude in his ass?

[Dad]

Daddy did you pound another dude in his ass?

Bateman, we watched football.

[donkdown]

You forgot the toliet paper. Cuz I gurantee u shit when they called all those penalities on the Pussy Packers!!

[Dad]

You forgot the toliet paper. Cuz I gurantee u shit when they called all those penalities on the Pussy Packers!!

It was wonderful, Donkdown.

Have plenty of tp in the house though.