Giving away my BTP Week 3 Prize!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Well I should get about $50 this week for BTP. I've told the mods several times that I do not want DSI cash but not one person will listen. So I am going to give away my prize this week.

I'll be holding a contest and will select a winner by Tuesday. The prize will be transferred via PayPal once the funds hit my account. If you don't have a PayPal account get one.

To enter the contest you must be in good standing with me. That means if you've stalked, flamed or insulted me I will DQ your ass.

Stiffs are not allowed as well.

To enter the contest please submit a 100 word post about why you deserve my BTP prize. The best story will win.

This is not a joke and unlike 90% of the posters here, I do not stiff.

Googluck!

[keyboarding]

Googluck?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Yes Googluck to you and all contest hopefuls.

[RockyS]

Why should I get your prize? Because I CAN! Writing story with 100 words is hard to accomplish because of those two girls in your avatar that makes me speechless. What’s the point covering hers beautiful if she is already almost naked? Is that your sister? If it is, I could write the whole book of what would I do to her =) If it’s your mother, I would write two books! You see, I’m already on 80 words but nothing about the price, this is because of your avatar. If you don’t like it… hell… give it to some gay guy that can ignore those two chicks…

[ngates815]

Why should I get your prize? Because I CAN! Writing story with 100 words is hard to accomplish because of those two girls in your avatar that makes me speechless. What’s the point covering hers beautiful if she is already almost naked? Is that your sister? If it is, I could write the whole book of what would I do to her =) If it’s your mother, I would write two books! You see, I’m already on 80 words but nothing about the price, this is because of your avatar. If you don’t like it… hell… give it to some gay guy that can ignore those two chicks…

I've ignored the 2 chicks in his Avatar.


And why would a guy give away 50 bucks, when he always wanting people to Give him sbr points.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Because I can Gates. I could care less about $50 into my DSI account. SBR has now put me on 200 second post delay and my settings have been tampered with. All for speaking my mind.

[keyboarding]

Because I can Gates. I could care less about $50 into my DSI account. SBR has now put me on 200 second post delay and my settings have been tampered with. All for speaking my mind.

Isn't there a rollover requirement for the $50 in your DSI account from BTP?

[Ian]

I should get the prize because this morning I turned over 14K into $300.

I made a small withdrawal from Bodog a couple weeks ago as I was headed out the door, but when I opened my fedex package a few days later instead of a check for $325 there was a bank card inside with the word "global" misspelled on the front of it. Turns out Bodog added new withdrawal methods and I accidentally withdrew my cash into a Filipino bank card. I finally withdrew my balance of 14,243 Filipino Pesos today, losing $25 of the $325 to juice, fees, and the exchange rate.

It's my own fault, of course, for not noticing that Bodog switched their cashier page around and added new cashout methods. Still, I could have done without the sketchyness and I'd rather have my full $325 than not.

For anyone wondering, the cashout method I used is called **********.

Thanks for doing this BatemanPatrickl... hope I win.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Good post Ian need to find out how posters can e-mail me without getting in trouble. Ian go to GameLive.com and look for a post title ATTN: BadNina. My e-mail address is in there drop me a line.

[madmaxx]

how many threads are you going to make in a day you mongoloid?

[firedawg]

how many threads are you going to make in a day you mongoloid?

[milwaukee mike]

I deserve the BTP prize because i went 3-1 in btp sunday and 4-0 in Blackie's contest. I posted only 2 plays on SBR this week, and they both covered by 22 points (Eagles and Steelers yesterday). I am a big fan of you calling out posters that stiff other posters out of money and/or points and have voiced my disagreement with SBR's policies regarding that numerous times. Most importantly, though, I try to add humor and intelligence to my posts here and am usually supportive of others here with legitimate gripes. While others attack posters for no reason, I have tried to steer clear of doing that, even when I wanted to and/or was drunk.
Thanks for donating your prize, I am sure anyone here who receives it will be appreciative.

[firedawg]

I deserve the BTP prize because i went 3-1 in btp sunday and 4-0 in Blackie's contest. I posted only 2 plays on SBR this week, and they both covered by 22 points (Eagles and Steelers yesterday). I am a big fan of you calling out posters that stiff other posters out of money and/or points and have voiced my disagreement with SBR's policies regarding that numerous times. Most importantly, though, I try to add humor and intelligence to my posts here and am usually supportive of others here with legitimate gripes. While others attack posters for no reason, I have tried to steer clear of doing that, even when I wanted to and/or was drunk.
Thanks for donating your prize, I am sure anyone here who receives it will be appreciative.

suck ass

[keyboarding]

Bateman, you should spend that $50 on getting a domain like sbrsucks or fukksbr and then open a message board. God bless.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Ian e-mail me. Keyboarding not a bad idea but I have no desire to bash SBR.

[Ian]

Ian e-mail me. Keyboarding not a bad idea but I have no desire to bash SBR.

Email sent.

[SBR_John]

To enter the contest you must be in good standing with me. That means if you've stalked, flamed or insulted me I will DQ your ass.

. I will particpate(assuming I'm not DQ'd ) if the minimum words is dropped to ...say ...9.

[Dad]

Mr. Patrick, am I in good standing with you?

[madmaxx]

If this moron paypals someone $50 I will give RogueScholar a rimjob on camera.

You guys just keep giving him the attention he wants

[SBR Lou]

The prize will be transferred via PayPal once the funds hit my account. If you don't have a PayPal account get one.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Patrick; but you will need to rollover the BTP winnings 5X before cashing out/ continuing on with the 'Paypal transfer' to the lucky winner of your contest.

[twoods215]

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Solid post Woods. Lou I will just transfer money from my checking I can care less. Please take the curse off my settings it takes me 30 minutes to log on to SBR.

John you can enter at a minimum of 500 words.

Daddy you are in great standing with me I want your cock.

[Dad]

Why should I receive Mr. Patrick's prize? Well, that is actually pretty easy to answer. Read what Mr. Patrick himself says in post #23 of this thread. Mr. Patrick wants my cock. He has been trying to convince me to play flip the cock with him for a few weeks now. I Have yet to give in to his requests, but I know that in Mr. Patrick's mind, he must be thinking that this $50 must get him at least a little closer to flipping my cock. Will it? Well Mr. Patrick, that is something you will have to wait and see.

[keyboarding]

This is interesting. Bateman is taking the few members on this forum who are in "good standing" with him and making them look pathetic. Well played.

[Goat Milk]

if you want to have a contest it should be something different like making picks this is lame

[LVHerbie]

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[OmgUrMom]

This is interesting. Bateman is taking the few members on this forum who are in "good standing" with him and making them look pathetic. Well played.

[milwaukee mike]

lv herbie might have the best post so far only because i didn't have to read all 100 words to get the basic plot of it

[dinaro7]

sir we both like richard bachman his book illuisions is great as i have told you before beside like lou said you have to roll it over 5 times

[milwaukee mike]

come on bateman who's getting the cash there aren't going to be any more posters who can type 100 words and haven't pissed you off

[seaborneq]

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Take the damned points and keep them. There is nothing more pathetic than an ungrateful gambler.

[big joe 1212]

Why enter the contest if you do not want the prizes?

[Dad]

Pretty sure I've got this sewed up.

[Dad]

Wheres my $50, Mr. patrick?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Ian won; he e-mailed me a compelling story. He can confirm I paid him.