I just found jjgold posts on a bodybuilding forum from 2004

Shonner · 09-24-10, 09:20 PM

read this one:

Shonner · 09-24-10, 09:20 PM

this is hilarious, fake or not.

stealthyburrito · 09-24-10, 09:22 PM

this has been posted elsewhere before, but always interesting to revisit.

jj is everywhere, he is a renaissance poster.

Shonner · 09-24-10, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

this has been posted elsewhere before, but always interesting to revisit.

jj is everywhere, he is a renaissance poster.

i was unaware, it's pretty good though

Dirty Sanchez · 09-24-10, 09:23 PM

I just find it kind of disturbing you would be stalking jj on a bodybuilding site looking for info...now that's creepy

Shonner · 09-24-10, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

I just find it kind of disturbing you would be stalking jj on a bodybuilding site looking for info...now that's creepy

i was on the forum and it came up

unbelievable

i almost shit myself

stealthyburrito · 09-24-10, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

I just find it kind of disturbing you would be stalking jj on a bodybuilding site looking for info...now that's creepy

thanx williebee.

Dirty Sanchez · 09-24-10, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by Shonner

i was on the forum and it came up

unbelievable

i almost shit myself

"it came up"....riiiiiiiiight....and you didn't search for it? Creeeeeeeeepy

will2survive · 09-24-10, 09:29 PM

great find

Chugs · 09-24-10, 09:34 PM

Seen it before, but that shits always hysterical

Gold, we should round up a bunch of guys from the forum and make accounts over there that way we could all get in on a ridiculous thread ... guys wont know what hit em.

freeVICK · 09-24-10, 10:34 PM

"I tried an extension but it did not hold and had to have minor surgery to repair it. bad break."

jjgold · 09-24-10, 10:36 PM

I got banned there after I wrote one of my best fukkin posts of all times, I do not have exact wording but this is what I said basically said about 3 mods at the time. It was a lifetime ban. I wanted to get mods back for being fukkin scums and i got them good. It was like a 500 post thread and it got deleted. It was well worth it.

Hey guys strange story but I feel I should post here as it could effect all of us. I was working out in my gym for about an hr, drank some water and bull shitted with some girls for a while. So I was going to hit clubs so figured I would shower first and then go right there. I was in locker room and I saw some mods from (bodybuilders.com) in the corner in a little room and they were shooting roids in their asses , now these mods always posted they were against any type of drugs, what fukkin Hippocrates. These guys were shooting more needles in them and took turns giving their buds the shots in the ass. What was strange is that the guy would basically have his face right in the guys ass as he shot the drugs in it. Anyway I figured they were strange and was about to leave and dropped my keys somewhere so I had to backtrack and when I went back into locker rooms the mods were having a gay threesome. One mod was pounding another mod over a fukkin weigh bench and another guy was straddling a dip stand and getting blown. It was sick and they all were going at it very heavy and loving it with moans, the head mod was yelling at the other guy saying give it to me meaning getting it in the ass. The one clown was getting whipped with a belt too while getting fukked. I swear the mods here must be all gay, I should of known this because they are body builders. I just wanted to let you guys know what goes on behind the scenes at bodybuilder.com

Thanks

B1GER1C828 · 09-24-10, 10:37 PM

gotta love JJ...just always entertaining.

Afrot69 · 09-24-10, 10:38 PM

Rep power 0. Jjgold didn't make it big at that website.

B1GER1C828 · 09-24-10, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I got banned there after I wrote one of my best fukkin posts of all times, I do not have exact wording but this is what I said basically said about 3 mods at the time. It was a lifetime ban. I wanted to get mods back for being fukkin scums and i got them good. It was like a 500 post thread and it got deleted. It was well worth it.

Hey guys strange story but I feel I should post here as it could effect all of us. I was working out in my gym for about an hr, drank some water and bull shitted with some girls for a while. So I was going to hit clubs so figured I would shower first and then go right there. I was in locker room and I saw some mods from (bodybuilders.com) in the corner in a little room and they were shooting roids in their asses , now these mods always posted they were against any type of drugs, what fukkin Hippocrates. These guys were shooting more needles in them and took turns giving their buds the shots in the ass. What was strange is that the guy would basically have his face right in the guys ass as he shot the drugs in it. Anyway I figured they were strange and was about to leave and dropped my keys somewhere so I had to backtrack and when I went back into locker rooms the mods were having a gay threesome. One mod was pounding another mod over a fukkin weigh bench and another guy was straddling a dip stand and getting blown. It was sick and they all were going at it very heavy and loving it with moans, the head mod was yelling at the other guy saying give it to me meaning getting it in the ass. The one clown was getting whipped with a belt too while getting fukked. I swear the mods here must be all gay, I should of known this because they are body builders. I just wanted to let you guys know what goes on behind the scenes at bodybuilder.com

Thanks

accuscoresucks · 09-24-10, 10:44 PM

jj is everywhere this takes the cake

gold is a legend

Doug · 09-24-10, 11:04 PM

Being banned tops it off !

Good work, JJ.

flyingillini · 09-24-10, 11:12 PM

Classic JJ! Hilarious!

konck · 09-24-10, 11:16 PM

lol

cobalt king · 09-24-10, 11:16 PM

shit's hilarious, I wonder if he stopped whacking it in alleyways?

LVBOUND · 09-24-10, 11:46 PM

I found this JJ GEM at The Loveline Companion message board on a thread called

The "Talk Like jjgold" Thread

jjgold is a no-talent ass-clown. He prowls message boards accross the internet from his mom's basement, while typing about his high-class Fantasy world. I don't know who he is, but I assume everything he's ever written comes from The SIMS. He seems like the type of guy who would play 12 hours per day and become absorbed in a fantasy world so that he can forget he lives in his mom's basement. I can assure you that he is not big-time. He drives a red 1986 Dodge Shadow with a grey driver's side door. The part about snacking on some cheese? That's the only true thing he's ever posted.

—Long-time listener

Swinging Johnson · 09-25-10, 12:00 AM

The legend continues.

MJFtheGenius · 09-25-10, 12:01 AM

hard to make it big at body building forums

those guys are serious

Shonner · 09-25-10, 05:23 AM

Good stuff, classic.

Boner_18 · 09-25-10, 05:41 AM

Ahhh one of the old ones. I think there is a thread here where someone compiles all the JJGold classics from around the web. A great read.

jjgold · 09-25-10, 06:20 AM

I should make a video and sign up there under another name

Fishhead · 09-25-10, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I got banned there after I wrote one of my best fukkin posts of all times, I do not have exact wording but this is what I said basically said about 3 mods at the time. It was a lifetime ban. I wanted to get mods back for being fukkin scums and i got them good. It was like a 500 post thread and it got deleted. It was well worth it.

Hey guys strange story but I feel I should post here as it could effect all of us. I was working out in my gym for about an hr, drank some water and bull shitted with some girls for a while. So I was going to hit clubs so figured I would shower first and then go right there. I was in locker room and I saw some mods from (bodybuilders.com) in the corner in a little room and they were shooting roids in their asses , now these mods always posted they were against any type of drugs, what fukkin Hippocrates. These guys were shooting more needles in them and took turns giving their buds the shots in the ass. What was strange is that the guy would basically have his face right in the guys ass as he shot the drugs in it. Anyway I figured they were strange and was about to leave and dropped my keys somewhere so I had to backtrack and when I went back into locker rooms the mods were having a gay threesome. One mod was pounding another mod over a fukkin weigh bench and another guy was straddling a dip stand and getting blown. It was sick and they all were going at it very heavy and loving it with moans, the head mod was yelling at the other guy saying give it to me meaning getting it in the ass. The one clown was getting whipped with a belt too while getting fukked. I swear the mods here must be all gay, I should of known this because they are body builders. I just wanted to let you guys know what goes on behind the scenes at bodybuilder.com

Thanks

Shonner · 09-25-10, 06:30 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I should make a video and sign up there under another name

Do it

jjgold · 09-25-10, 06:30 AM

I was thinking an introductory post and video with it

Shonner · 09-25-10, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I was thinking an introductory post and video with it

Those guys are all tools, they would be shook.

Tell them you are 5-6 and 300 lbs or whatever.

Jaug · 09-25-10, 06:52 AM

JJ classic

Dank_Fire · 09-25-10, 09:41 AM

jjgold · 09-25-10, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Shonner

Those guys are all tools, they would be shook.

Tell them you are 5-6 and 300 lbs or whatever.

Let me work on something, of course I will link thread here at SBR

Fishhead · 09-25-10, 10:00 AM