Did Your Parents/Mom/Dad Tell You About The Birds and Bees?

[robmpink]

My mom just handed me a book. It was something titled, "My Body and Me" or something odd. My parents aren't divorced.

I remember one part of the book it had slang terms for vagina and the penis such as man in the bote, honeypot, etc. It was rather funny.

[brxbmbers42]

no.

[jjgold]

They never even spoke about stuff like that

So answer for me is Never

[Naz18]

Never

[stealthyburrito]

picked up the basic mechanics from online porn.

[minet123]

They never even spoke about stuff like that

So answer for me is Never

They told you everything at Montessori school

[Full Time Hobo]

Nope

[robmpink]

They told you everything at Montessori school

I'd like to send my son there, but it is somewhat expensive. Like 8k for nursery school.

[Junkyard Dog]

honeypot

[robmpink]

It actually had diagrams of how much pubic hair boys and girls have at different ages.

[navyhawk]

It's funny cause most people say they got the talk, but I by never did. Just ending up finding out by hitting it and losing my virginity. It's pretty intuitive imo.

[pavyracer]

No my dad made a gigantic penis and a gigantic vagina on the wall using post-it notes and told me what each one was and what was their function. No need to hide behind silly names.

[robmpink]

I have a 3 year old and I can tell you I will have the talkwith him. Maybe give him some pointers. I don't want him to be a slut like I was though. Maybe it was an odd moment for my dad, but I can assure you it won't be odd w/ my son.

[JohnGalt2341]

All the boys in my neighborhood were taught by the local Catholic Priest. Lucky for me we were Lutheran.

[sundin4prez]

nope.... learned in grade 5 , got the changing me book, diagrams, video of 2 cartoon characters doing it......

dad bought me a playboy mag in grade 7 and i had internet porn...

[THE PROFIT]

I think some shit you just kinda figure out, & if you dont, well thats what survival of the fittest is all about

[Chugs]

Yeah they taught us most shit is school.

But when I was a junior in HS, and had my first serious gf my dad came into my room one night and gave me a box of condoms and said "Dont be stupid!" ... That was the extent of the talk.

[DoubleEM]

Catholic school taught me in 5th grade.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Never told.

[Masu485]

The puberty book they gave us in school said that all penises are the same size when erect. fukking lies.

[Brock Landers]

i had some becoming a person book mysteriously left on the bed for me

When i was 13, and a little "goo" came out, i thought i broke the fukkin thing

[jnickell100]

Catholic school taught me in 5th grade.

So you got violated by catholic priests??

[THE PROFIT]

So you got violated by catholic priests??

yeah, catholic school teaches shit ass backwards, literally

[WvGambler]

I remember I was like 17 and going on a weekend long vacation with my girlfriend at the time. It was going to be the first time we both stayed overnight somewhere together, where my parents were aware of it. I heard my mom tell my dad....make sure you talk to him before he leaves. Dad then walked upstairs and said "if youre going to do it, use protection." That was my talk. And it was effective....for the first couple of times

[robmpink]

funny stuff