no time for beatin gums with you squares this week, i gotta go pawn some baseball cards to pay my guy. felt like a fargin tissue paper bull at a mezican kid birthday party last week. whack pow smack bam, whaddya call them deals, pina coladas? oh man it was like that buford pusser hillbilly was smackin me around with a axe handle.
sure i stunk the joint up last week but i'm back in the saddle,. the honchos at DSI took off the leash an let me pick my own shit for a change. told me to fire away. no more muzzle, no more force-fed picks, this deal is all me an im in it to win it.
As always, thanks DSI for sponsoring this gig. if any of you retards aint posted up and are still playin for points yer way to stupid to breath on yer own. free cheese whores, compliments of DSI, unless of course i run the table and keep it all for my 401k
Duke -6 attention kmart shoppers we got a blue light special in the duke department. duke fuggin sucks but not near as bad as this army squad. comin offa that beat down at the hands of the Tide, the Blue Devils bounce back here and win a laugher over the Army doggies. aint scrapin the bottom of the barrel here, bet my left nut the # crosses 7 an i scored a bargain win.
Bama -7 i always fuggin hated this Tide program, but that Saban cat knows a coupla things bout college football. dont let them man-boobs fool ya, Nicky got his power offense keepin the ball and crushing the point of attack. that Hammer kid QB for the Hogs is the #1 draft pick next year but he aint gonna be on the field much. young Bama D only got three sacks so far this season, reckon they get after Mallet and force enuff mistakes to cover the 7
Skins Over 38 dont let them low scores factor none inta this game. botha these teams is gonna get up and down the field. Old ass McNabb prolly still sore from 97 pass attempts last week but he got a few more in him. young ass Bradford throws a coming outta the closet party and lights up the stat sheet like a fuggin pinball machine. long as them fargin kickers dont whiff too many this is money in the fuggin bank ladies.
Packers -3 sometimes them numbers look to good to be true an ya gotta walk away. this aint one of them times. i love a homedog in the NFL more than mosta you squares but man these Bears are total shit. Packers win by double digits and we get more early squaking bout Rogers fer MVP. don't much care about any of that whooreshit just tryin to get paid a little money so i can get my subscription for glaucoma medicine filled.
I'm on the road girls, breakin hearts and keeping the dough this week. thanks again DSI, and hope alla yer bets are good ones (thats aimed at the 7% of you cheap whoores what actually get in the game).
