Guy from Harrars came to the office today

[tltaylor89]

$500,000 debt Mark ran up think he's been ducking because Usually they call first .

[tltaylor89]

Mods correct the spelling for me.

[MartinBlank]

Taylor, I don't even understand what you wrote.

Did I need a decorder ring to be able to read that?

Want to try again?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Translation: "Uncle Pete came by mom's house today; he owed me $5.00 for our game of spike the cock."