BTPVI Week II: Fire Away Hookers

[The Prick]

Shut out last week, buncha you whoores split up my cheese. swear to god i will never bet on mormons or any other fargin religious cults with football teams again. shoulda known anybody nutty enuff to want more than one ball and chain would fold up like a card table when the going got tuff...

whats that deal about spilt milk? eh, onwards an upwards boys. DSI has generously afforded me a subsequent opportunity to enhance my financial stability this week, and my intention is to certainly capitalize on that fortuitous event. (an you fuggers thought i was just another pretty face). Thanks to the big wheels over at DSI, all the nursin students down at the jiggly room need a little tuition money. No more time to shoot the shit with you friggin heathens, down to business:

Cal - 2.5 winner winner chicken dinner, slugfest smashmouth last man standing sorta game. O/U on ambulances at 4.5 an sharps on the over. Cal makes it out with a W, 24-17 which is good enough to get me headed fer a payday.

Bama UNDER 56.5 no doubt this settles a coupla points lower, got a bargain here an on the rightside. they could make this a two game series an add the total scores an still come up short o' that number. color me 2-0 an halfway home.

NYGiants UNDER 48 manning brothers my ass, this aint gonna be no shootout. defensive struggle, winner gonna have 21 so you do the math perfesser. startin to like this pick more an more, this aint gonna be the one that costs me loot.

SF +5 saints aint all that stupendous early an niners aint that bad as what they looked last week. i'll take 5pts at home all friggin day long in the Don King League. homedogs in the NFL girls, you aint gotta be a hog ta get an acorn once in awhile. reckon this looks more like four by the time they kick it off. do yerselves a favor, put yer condom money for the week on the niners an you'll be able ta afford namebrand jimmy hats fer a change.

im out fellers, good luck. will say this, aint much point entering this gig since i'm keeping the cash. many thanks to DSI in advance for the loot. gonna make it easy on their bean-counters only needin to credit my account for 12k insteada 200 accounts for chump change. its good to be The prick

[forsberg21]

Does the prick actually make $12K all to himself if he goes 4-0? I never read about this in the contest rules...

[pavyracer]

Does the prick actually make $12K all to himself if he goes 4-0? I never read about this in the contest rules...

If he did he would have picked better. Or hire a pro on a commission basis to win the loot every week.

[k13]

Too bad he picked the Niners, was hoping everyone would jump on the Saints.

[The Prick]

Does the prick actually make $12K all to himself if he goes 4-0? I never read about this in the contest rules...

damn right foreskin, whaddya think i'm doin this for shits an giggles?

[Cabo]

Good luck this week Prick.

[The Prick]

Good luck this week Prick.

right back at ya pal, you always been one of my favorite contest whores. cabo, bet over the years i fed yer kids pretty good with my cash

[str]

Mr. P, I was looking for a little revenge in the 256 man Baseball but it did not work out for you. Good luck this week.

[jjgold]

Prick go fuk yourself

Come play me head to head in $400-$800 Hold-Em and see how fukkin tough you are

[Fishhead]

Hoping you go no less than 3-1 Mr. Prick........then my 100 to win 38,500 on you at 385-1 will get the gerbils at SBR spinning their paws down there in crappy ole Texas.


Giddy up partner!!

[The Prick]

Prick go fuk yourself

Come play me head to head in $400-$800 Hold-Em and see how fukkin tough you are

get bent dolbin, yer the only oompa loompa i ever seen wearin swim goggles. still gettin residuals from the wizard of oz flick?

[Dad]

Excellent Video Prick. Good luck this weekend.

[The Prick]

fisher heres a little scoop for ya son, muscle from the top down says let the squares win early to keep the interest up but dont tell nobody im sandbaggin.

str i won that early 256 man an then shit the bed in the last one. reckon that was my al bundy moment.

daddy post some biker lookin chicks boobies for yer ol pal the prick

[jjgold]

Guys bury this guy in the contest

I would love to meet this guy and teach him a lesson on manners

[Dad]

daddy post some biker lookin chicks boobies for yer ol pal the prick

Anything for you, Prick.

[onlooker]

Looking forward to beating you Prick. Nice pictures Dad.

[B1GER1C828]

sure do love dad.

[hhsilver]

.......... DSI has generously afforded me a subsequent opportunity to enhance my financial stability this week, and my intention is to certainly capitalize on that fortuitous event. .....

So you improved your vocabulary and writing style in your GED night class. Your time might have been better spent studying "Handicapping for Dummies".

[SBR_John]

I actually like his picks this week. Looks like a 3-1 week.

[tblues2005]

I think the Prick has a chance this week to do well. Good Luck because I for sure could be wrong this week. These early weeks in the NFL and CFB season is always tough.

[aceking]

he is due for a 0-4 this week .

[The Prick]

I actually like his picks this week. Looks like a 3-1 week.

damn, game over. kiss of friggin death right there. move along boys, nothin to see here the mush is in

[Willie Bee]

Speaking of the kiss of death, and The Prick just was, it's my sad duty to report to all Texas and Notre Dame backers that your teams have no chance of covering this Saturday after I picked them both in the BTP contest. God bless and my most genuine condolences.

[Facepunch]

Good luck everyone. ........ Cept you Prick. I hope you fail as bad as I did last week.

[The Prick]

So you improved your vocabulary and writing style in your GED night class. Your time might have been better spent studying "Handicapping for Dummies".

hihosilver get a hobby son, think prolly knittin is right in yer wheelhouse.


puncher that aint a.) very neighborly or 2.) very bright. smart fella would want the ol prick to go 3-0-1 so he could get paid more than just chicken feed. use yer brains son, or if ya was usin yer brains then you prolly can get some government aid

[xxx]

good luck to everyone, hope i can keep my #1 position.

[The Prick]

whole buncha shit gonna happen fore its over triplex. if i dont win reckon it might as well be you kid

[The Prick]

Speaking of the kiss of death, and The Prick just was, it's my sad duty to report to all Texas and Notre Dame backers that your teams have no chance of covering this Saturday after I picked them both in the BTP contest. God bless and my most genuine condolences.

willie beaver we aint made our annual bet yet. too late? bottle of bushmills against them rotgut corn-squeezins you swill down?

[exstatman]

Well if you're going to lose a game, might as well lose it by halftime!

[yisman]

Cal - 2.5 winner winner chicken dinner, slugfest smashmouth last man standing sorta game. O/U on ambulances at 4.5 an sharps on the over. Cal makes it out with a W, 24-17 which is good enough to get me headed fer a payday.

Bama UNDER 56.5 no doubt this settles a coupla points lower, got a bargain here an on the rightside. they could make this a two game series an add the total scores an still come up short o' that number. color me 2-0 an halfway home.

I have to say, I'm impressed.

Cal -2.5: they lost by 21
under 56.5: 75 total points and 58 were scored in the first half

[Dark Horse]

Beat the Prick, my arse. Why try to win a couple of hundred bucks if the Prick can win 12K per week? Old Johnny Nash would crap all over his Nobel prize.

Since Willie Bee, with his usual display of kindness, decided to spill the beans in public on what we briefly pm-ed about in the past, I may as well repeat it here. But I won't. Think bigger, Prick. You should be able to go 4-0 at least five weeks, with a little help from your friends.