Got a Volunteer Job as an Assistant High School Football Coach

[ZetaPsi808]

going down to meet the kids today at practice at 3 pm.

also will be filming our week 3 opponent at a game they play this thursday night for scouting purposes.

one kid at the varsity level is solid, getting recruited by many Atlantic-10 conference schools.

can not release any names or details as per school policy.

[Fishhead]

So basically you're a glorified waterboy, correct?

[brxbmbers42]

didnt JJ beat you to the punch on this one already

[ZetaPsi808]

So basically you're a glorified waterboy, correct?

fishhead i am not sure about my duties, besides the filming part. first day on the job is this afternoon. but if the head coach tells me to go get him a fukkin water bottle, i will be on it like JJ on an ace hooker.

[ZetaPsi808]

didnt JJ beat you to the punch on this one already

bronxy, i use my own material guy. i dont copy that motherfukker JJ

[jnickell100]

Pretty sad the lengths child molestors will go now

[PittsburghPlayer]

Pretty sad the lengths child molestors will go now

For real. W t f is a "volunteer job" anyway? One or the other. Guess if you like being `round boys it is a good gig.

[ZetaPsi808]

Pretty sad the lengths child molestors will go now

you have quite the imagination my friend

[Fishhead]

ZETA proved at the bash that he is an excellent photographer and communicator.

[B1GER1C828]

will ur team take a dive so i can bet against them?

[firedawg]

will ur team take a dive so i can bet against them?

[ZetaPsi808]

guys someday you will see me as an offensive coordinator on ESPN shouting into that headset louder than Jon Gruden does. alright i have to get dressed and leave now. peace guys

[fury]

Fix the games and give us picks

[jjgold]

Why would you do this Zeta?

All the fukkin jerkoffs are volunteers.

We will be betting and watching games while your coaching kids and no one listening to you and calling you names.

[keyboarding]

In other news, for those who have seen the movie, remember Icebox?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Pretty sad the lengths child molestors will go now

Zeta is a good guy and you joking about child molestors is pathetic. SBR should ban your ass for that comment.

Use your brain next time.

[ZetaPsi808]

Zeta is a good guy and you joking about child molestors is pathetic. SBR should ban your ass for that comment.

Use your brain next time.

tell him bateman!

[ZetaPsi808]

just got back now from practice. coach was installing a very sophisticated offensive system, especially for the high school level. i jammed my finger on some kid's facemask. i am icing it now.

[bobbyfk]

how they hell did you jam your finger

[LostBankroll]

Yuck Icebox looks like an Icebox still years after the film.

[jjgold]

Zeta has not gotten laid in 5 years

[SaviorTebow]

I think it would be cool to coach high school ball...even at the JV or Freshman level....

[ZetaPsi808]

how they hell did you jam your finger

bobby the coach told me to stand there as a defensive lineman so i tried to pop the young kid playing offensive tackle with my hands and it got stuck between his facemask bars for a second. bobby i am not as quick in the hands as i used to be.

Zeta has not gotten laid in 5 years

corbin stay on topic here u horny bastard. corbin we may invite you to practice one day to give an inspirational pep talk to these young kids, similar to your well-acclaimed basepads video.

http://video.sbrforum.com/video-9925-Coaching-The-SBR-Base-Pads-Hard-To-Coach-These-Misfits.html

[jjgold]

[robmpink]

Good for you, but you shouldn't drop the Atlantic 10 in there when describing your best player. God bless your team.

[bobbyfk]

[jnickell100]

Zeta is a good guy and you joking about child molestors is pathetic. SBR should ban your ass for that comment. Use your brain next time.

Hey pussy boy. It was a joke, then OP didnt freak out like a little bitch so shut up. I thought you were supposed to "retire" from SBR? Hows that going?

[brxbmbers42]

just got back now from practice. coach was installing a very sophisticated offensive system, especially for the high school level. i jammed my finger on some kid's facemask. i am icing it now.

Sorry zeta that was funny