The Bible Smokes Better Than The Koran

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  • SRBI
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-20-09
    • 8393

    #1
    The Bible Smokes Better Than The Koran
    Queensland lawyer Alex Stewart smokes pages from the Koran and Bible.

    -Atheist smokes holy books on YouTube
    -Video slammed by offended religious leaders
    -Lawyer says "Bible smokes better than Koran"


    A BRISBANE-based lawyer and atheist who videoed himself smoking what appeared to be joints made with pages from the Bible and the Koran expects to lose his job at a Queensland university.
    In the video, posted on YouTube, Queensland University of Technology (QUT) staffer Alex Stewart compares cigarettes made with pages from the two holy texts.


    In the clip, titled "Bible or Koran - which burns best?", the professed atheist says burning religious books is no big deal and people need to get over it.

    "It's just a f---ing book," he says.

    "Who cares? It's your beliefs that matter. Quite frankly, if you are going to get upset about a book, you're taking life way too seriously."

    But the QUT, which employs Mr Stewart, is not impressed. Vice-chancellor Professor Peter Coaldrake said that the university does not support the destruction of religious artefacts.

    "The university is obviously extremely, extremely unhappy and disappointed that this sort of incident should occur," Professor Coaldrake said in Sydney today.

    "It may have occurred in the individual's private time or on a weekend - it doesn't matter.

    "There is always in the community collateral damage to these sorts of things."

    Prof. Coaldrake said Mr Stewart met university management today and has since decided to go on leave for an unspecified period.

    Mr Stewart had not been sacked, Prof. Coaldrake said after the Sydney news conference, but the university would review the matter in accordance with its code of conduct.

    Mr Stewart, an assistant organiser with a group called Brisbane Atheists, was not at his Brisbane home today but in an earlier message on the group's website he said he expected to be sacked.

    "I'm screwed. I think I will lose my job over this. Damn it," he wrote.

    Yesterday, the president of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils, Ikebal Patel, slammed the video.

    "I think it's highly offensive that he has done this to two of the holiest books in the world," Mr Patel said.

    "It does not in any way add any value to trying to promote world peace and the consideration of different views - especially when there are heightened tensions around the anniversary of September 11 and the Eid el Fitr (end of Ramadan) celebrations."

    However the president of the Islamic Association of Australia, Sheik Muhammad Wahid, said while Mr Stewart's motives were deeply hurtful to Muslims, his future was for the university to decide.

    "We condemn it and our feelings have been hurt by this man," said Sheik Muhammad Wahid.

    "There is no need for this kind of thing, just to create disunity and disharmony among people living in Australia."

    He urged Muslims to turn the other cheek.

    "I urge my fellow Muslims to abide by the laws of this country and not take any action which breaks the law," he said.

    "These types of actions should be condemned by the wider community. He must be asked what was his agenda, what was his purpose? Maybe he was not of sound mind at the time."

    Queensland police said they were not investigating the matter.

    In the video clip, Mr Stewart - who does not identify himself as a QUT staffer - says the Bible and the Koran are "just books".

    He refers to the furore sparked in the United States by a controversial pastor, who had threatened to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of the September 11 attacks.

    "With respect to books like the Bible and the Koran, whatever, just get over it," he says.

    "That said, I don't think it's completely appropriate unless it's done for a good purpose, which I've done today."

    He gave the Bible a seven out of 10 for its burning qualities, and said it was better than the Koran which left him feeling sick.

    As he smokes part of a page from the Koran, he ponders: "I wonder what Mohammed would have thought about this. Is this profanity, is it blasphemy? Does it really matter?"

    Mr Stewart has told The Courier-Mail the video was a joke and he does not do drugs. The green substance featured in the video was actually grass clippings, he said.

    He defended the stunt, saying basic freedoms, such as freedom of speech, should not be threatened simply because someone might be offended.

    Comment was being sought from the Catholic church.

    Read more: http://www.news.com.au/national/lawy...#ixzz0zWI6R39y

    It's official, Jesus wins
  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #2
    $20 says he's killed within the year - and I'll give you a guess as to which religion will sponsor it. In an ironic twist of fate, the Muslims will "stone" him to death.
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    • swagger
      SBR Sharp
      • 08-07-10
      • 279

      #3

      "why get upset when someone disrespects your belief? Its not like you lose the belief."
      Well played mr Stewart. well played.
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      • urge2kill
        SBR MVP
        • 10-27-09
        • 1722

        #4
        Those weren't grass clippings. Guy is clearly high.
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        • peterd78
          SBR Hustler
          • 08-16-10
          • 83

          #5
          best use of a holy book i've ever heard of
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          • Dad
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-26-08
            • 23245

            #6
            .aus professors: smoke books.
            .us professors: bang students.

            US wins, again.
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            • jordan
              SBR High Roller
              • 01-19-10
              • 129

              #7
              he shouldnt be burning books, thats fed up
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              • Dad
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-26-08
                • 23245

                #8
                I found Jesus!

                (he was behind the couch)
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                • thechaoz
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-23-09
                  • 12154

                  #9
                  yawn
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #10
                    Lets back off religion and show those who are religious the respect they deserve. Lets talk sports, hookers, and gambling. Thanks, men.


                    Poster Advocate,

                    Deuce
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                    • stealthyburrito
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-12-09
                      • 21562

                      #11
                      the bible pages do make for good rolling paper.
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                      • Deuce
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                        the bible pages do make for good rolling paper.


                        You need Jesus.
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                        • EmmaLee
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 08-20-10
                          • 22

                          #13
                          Originally posted by thechaoz
                          yawn
                          could not agree more
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                          • Dad
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-26-08
                            • 23245

                            #14
                            You all are going to hell.

                            I'll be in good company.
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                            • WIZARDOFBEANTOWN
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-18-10
                              • 13389

                              #15
                              bible paper jail house trick! it's not bad tasting but , you feel bad about smoking it !then your finished with the joint and ,you forget it happened at all!!
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                              • DrStale
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-07-08
                                • 9692

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Deuce


                                You need Jesus.
                                If religious people left everyone else alone and didn't take it so seriously then the video wouldn't be humorous and would never have been created in the first place.
                                Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                • THE PROFIT
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-27-09
                                  • 17701

                                  #17
                                  In jail I used Bible to roll tobacco a few times, but you have to be careful, if you're on work release they can random drug test you, and the formaldahyde in the bible paper will show up as PCP in your piss!

                                  Have used the bible in the hotel to roll joints several times! Im not prejudiced though, I would have used a Koran if it had been there, just haven't ever been in a Turkish prison or a Iranian hotel!

                                  Praise be to Allah
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                                  • SCRAGGS
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-21-09
                                    • 1969

                                    #18
                                    I want the last 2 mins of my life back..........Yawn
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                                    • Dad
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-26-08
                                      • 23245

                                      #19
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                                      • THE PROFIT
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-27-09
                                        • 17701

                                        #20
                                        dad, you never fail to entertain me!
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                                        • Dad
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-26-08
                                          • 23245

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                          dad, you never fail to entertain me!
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