There will be an ABE weekly trivia contest later tonight. Gobs of point giveaways!

[ABEHONEST]

Okay, not gobs of goodies, but a few paltry points to the smartest SBR members to respond to the correct answers first.

And to fit mt avatar name [honest], you bstrds wouldn't get a free bag of sht, if, if I was not losing my arse!
Sometimes the truth hurts , so let's real here, when's the last time anyone gave you a free "anything?"

I am doing this for MY benefit and my benefit alone!
I am presently JINXED, cursed, and under a spell!

What I am doing here is somewhat similar to what was done to "possessed," or bewitched humans back centuries ago.
They would, sacrificially, bleed those poor souls.

Now, I want to bleed! I want to feel pain! So taking my hard earned points would make my cup runneth' over.
Much like MY blood running in to a cup!

God only knows how this is going to hurt? But, I can't turn back now. I am committed to this sacrifice of giving up points!

Don't hold your breath...it may be a few hours before I launch this offering?

[ABEHONEST]

Alrightt!

These trivia questions will be, mostly, my opinions, with some hypothetical possibilities.
Crying is not allowed if you disagree with my opinions! That's a fact of life, like many of the obstacles in life you will have to endure.

#1 Sports:...worth 5 points or 10 points for first correct answers. [if not stated, only 5 points]

A. Who is the greatest "white" boxer of all-time.......MARCIANO..................... ..?
B. Who is the greatest "white" baseball player of all-time..PETE ROSE.................?
C. Who were the pair of opposing pitchers I personally witnessed in a game in the 70's, and considered both to be in the top five all-time?
Need both names paired together? [ GIBSON AND SEAVER]

2. Movies:... winner is the first correct answer

D. What was my favorite quote from Road House? [within one word] [ PAIN DON'T HURT!]
E. What was my favorite quote from "Once upon a time in the West?" worth 10 points [within two words]
[ "I THINK IT'S TIME I GOT THAT HOT BATH!"]

F. Who are the greatest actors in the world? [country] [ENGLAND]
G. What is the best mini-series of the last decade! [2000 to 2010] worth 10 points [ ROME ]
H. What woman movie star[dead or alive] do I consider the most attractive ever? 10 points [CLAUDIA CARDINALE]
I. How would I rate Ben Garazza's role in Road House? [5]

1. pitiful
2. his best
3. his worst
4. silly
5. too exaggerated
6. not believable

3. Women: With my many life experiences with women, how would I rate them? [5]

1. dangerous
2. simply beautiful
3. unpredictable
4. nuts
5. paranoid
6. backstabbers
7. the stronger sex
8. sex was not the most important thing
9. security wins out * Yeah, I know they all could be right, but only one will work!


4. Animal world: What animals would most likely be the dominating survivors if man ever evolves into extinction? [10]
[DOGS]

Rules: Dead line will be between 12:00 noon and 2 pm Monday CST, but you can be sure they will be 100% honest or my name isn't ABEHONEST!
** And, you get only ONE guess for "each" question, or you will be disqualified!

*** Excuse the delays, it was a messed up day!
Grade your own answers, and I will payoff "after" halftime of the San Deigo game!!

[Extra Innings]

Good Luck Men

Abe...Bring it back!

[yisman]

A. Who is the greatest "white" boxer of all-time..............................?

Rocky Marciano

B. Who is the greatest "white" baseball player of all-time...................?

Babe Ruth



I. How would I rate Ben Garazza's role in Road House? [5]

6. not believable

3. Women: With my many life experiences with women, how would I rate them? [5]

3. unpredictable

[yisman]

C. Who were the pair of opposing pitchers I personally witnessed in a game in the 70's, and considered both to be in the top five all-time?
Need both names paired together?

Steve Carlton and Tom Seaver

[Shortstop]

Greatest white boxer - Jack Dempsey

Greatest white baseball player - Ted Williams

[Shortstop]

Animal World - Gorillas

[Sunde91]

1.

A. Jack Dempsey
B. Ty Cobb
C. Nolan Ryan/Bob Gibson

2.

D. "I used to Fuk Guys Like You in Prison"
E. " Listen Harmonica, a town billed around the station, we would make a fortune. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that ... thousands of thousands of dollars! They call 'm millions."
F. United States
G. Band of Brothers
H. Angelina Jolie
I. His best

3. Nuts

4. Wolves

Epic Contest,

[Shortstop]

2) D. All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

E. How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

I. 4. silly

3) 3. unpredictable

[Shortstop]

2) G. Best mini-series 2000-2010 "Band of Brothers"

[ABEHONEST]

Damn, you guys are good!
I see some winners, yet the contest isn't over til 2 pm cst! * Yes, I made that time change!

I underestimated you fellows, especially on those movie quotes!

And by the way, Once Upon A Time In The West, is in my all-time top five movies! [A monster movie, the likes of you'll never see again!]

[Patrick McIrish]

Trivia? Seriously? Is there going to be anything for the husbands to do while we wait?

[ABEHONEST]

Sorryyyyyy !
Computer problems. Contest will close at exactly 4:30PM CST, 24 minutes!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Abe no offense pal but one of your questions should have been:

1) What should AbeHonest do next?

A. Bet on the Jets
B. Go on a yayo binge
C. Let a dude finger bang my dirt star
D. Check myself into a pysch hospital

C seems like the obvious answer but I will go with D.

Aber call me.

[Extra Innings]

Abe no offense pal but one of your questions should have been:

1) What should AbeHonest do next?

A. Bet on the Jets
B. Go on a yayo binge
C. Let a dude finger bang my dirt star
D. Check myself into a pysch hospital

C seems like the obvious answer but I will go with D.

Aber call me.

[tltaylor89]

A)Jack Dempsey
B)Lou Gehrig
C)Nolan Ryan/Bob Gibson
D)"I used to fuk guys like you in prison"

E)"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
F)Unites States
G)Band of Brothers
H)Angelina Jolie
I)His Best
3)Back Stabbers
4) Wolves

[RudyRuetigger]

Abe i want 50 points for reading that bs.

[ABEHONEST]

That's all folks!
Be back shortly with the brilliant winners and the "dumb" losers!

[ABEHONEST]

The answers are posted...come back after halftime of the San Diego game for bags of points! [hah]

[tltaylor89]

Rofl hope Iwon

[ABEHONEST]

A)Jack Dempsey B)Lou Gehrig C)Nolan Ryan/Bob Gibson D)"I used to fuk guys like you in prison" E)"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants." F)Unites States G)Band of Brothers H)Angelina Jolie I)His Best 3)Back Stabbers 4) Wolves

TLTAYLOR, hmmm, have you ever been in prison?

You came in second place for two answers [wolves worth only one point and Ben, "best role"]

In other words, "you sucked hind-tit!"

[Sunde91]

Thanks, Abe.

Should have had sharper answers

Could have sworn "Wolves" was a winner, though. DOGS???

Wolves > DOGS..

[tltaylor89]

I don't see gobs of points being handed out.

[ABEHONEST]

I don't see gobs of points being handed out.

Tltaylor, you might have just been released from prison when I posted the pitiful truth about anything free?
Always read closely when anything that reads "Gobs of Points" is posted!

And, there wasn't to many winners to give points to.

Hey, and two second places finishes isn't bad, though?