If you like sex start a church

[pavyracer]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080115/ap_on_re_us/preacher_paternity

[zerocage]

I am your savior..blow me! lol Some people.

[pavyracer]

Whatever it takes to get the nookie babe.

[20Four7]

I am your savior..blow me! lol Some people.

If that's all he got a paternatity test doesn't mean a thing. A lot more than some oral going on.

[capitalist pig]

The must be a special place in Hell for pastors who screw over their church members.

later

[Mr KLC]

With this being the age of information, I find amazing that there are still people out there that will fall for such a scam. I'm surprised these women aren't embarrassed to bring it up, seeing how stupid it makes them look. Are there any male members of this church? Did they have to have sex with the pastor also if they wanted to go to heaven?

[The Seer]

Prey to my almighty penis. It is the "path to salvation."
Baptism by semen.

[picantel]

hahaha. I can hear it now.

Let us pray.
Oh and since your head is down there anyway how about a quickie blowjob.

[swede96]

I'm sorry, if you're stupid enough to believe that humping a married man will get you into heaven, you deserve what you get. It's disturbing to me that people would follow a faith so blindly that they can't see that banging the pastor is wrong. That is the very reason I don't set foot in churches....that and the last time I tried my feet burst into flames and my horns grew 2 inches.

[Sportsgirl]

I'm sorry, if you're stupid enough to believe that humping a married man will get you into heaven, you deserve what you get. It's disturbing to me that people would follow a faith so blindly that they can't see that banging the pastor is wrong. That is the very reason I don't set foot in churches....that and the last time I tried my feet burst into flames and my horns grew 2 inches.

Those were horns?

[swede96]

Well, it sure as hell wasn't a halo!

[WileOut]

swede, you know most churches are not like that. Most churches are the real deal. Its the 1 church out of 10,000 that is led by a whacko that gets the press.

Something else I don't understand. Are these mentally retarted women? If they aren't then its a bunch of BS because nobody outside of retarted people would believe something so stupid.

The bottom line is those women just wanted to sleep with him. Now they are lynching him for it. Its the women who should be thrown into jail, not the pastor.

[RageWizard]

I say good for the pastor. At least he is not molesting yound boys like some other religons I know of. These women were stupid enough to have sex with an eighty year pastor who told them that they would be saved if they did some pole vaulting or something similar. Seems like I need to get in church to refine my technique, and there seems to be a large amount of stupid females hanging out there. Praise Jesus, now bend over for the body of christ.

[Sportsgirl]

It would be nice if every once in awhile people actually read the book their religion is based on to see if some of the "church" stuff they do is actually written in there. I'd sooner believe the bible than some asshole pastor.

[swede96]

swede, you know most churches are not like that. Most churches are the real deal. Its the 1 church out of 10,000 that is led by a whacko that gets the press.

Something else I don't understand. Are these mentally retarted women? If they aren't then its a bunch of BS because nobody outside of retarted people would believe something so stupid.

The bottom line is those women just wanted to sleep with him. Now they are lynching him for it. Its the women who should be thrown into jail, not the pastor.

Oh, I know...I was just making funny. I don’t think all churches are like that.

I think BOTH the pastor and the women are to blame. I don't think they have the right to sue and I don't think he has the right to lead a congregation. OBVIOUSLY they weren't paying attention in church...cuz I've never even sat through a whole service and I know that committing adultery and coveting thy neighbor's wife both break a commandment....AND that lust is a deadly sin.

[swede96]

I say good for the pastor. At least he is not molesting yound boys like some other religons I know of. These women were stupid enough to have sex with an eighty year pastor who told them that they would be saved if they did some pole vaulting or something similar. Seems like I need to get in church to refine my technique, and there seems to be a large amount of stupid females hanging out there. Praise Jesus, now bend over for the body of christ.

Brilliant post.

[DaveRabbit]

bless the ignorance