BTPVI Week One: Come Get Some Ya Bitches

[The Prick]

aint you a buncha funny bastages! man benny hill aint got nothin on SBR forum. reckon we'll see whose laughing on tuesday morning when i get paid

[B1GER1C828]

aint you a buncha funny bastages! man benny hill aint got nothin on SBR forum. reckon we'll see whose laughing on tuesday morning when i get paid

left foot red

[jumper]

easy money this week

[SBR_John]

aint you a buncha funny bastages! man benny hill aint got nothin on SBR forum. reckon we'll see whose laughing on tuesday morning when i get paid

I'm already laughing

[blackbeSSt]

aint you a buncha funny bastages! man benny hill aint got nothin on SBR forum. reckon we'll see whose laughing on tuesday morning when i get paid

paid in circus peanuts?

[BestPlay2day]

Hope you go 3-1 Prick because I'm going 4-0 to take home a nice chunk of the $10K!

[The Prick]

you boys is all a touch slow on the reading skills. rules say i keep the dough for 4-0. feel sorry for the other 12 of ya who do the same and get what the little boy shot at for yer trouble.

[pavyracer]

Prick how many times you went 4-0 last year? And if they gave you $10,000 every week if you went 4-0 what is stopping you from buying a pros picks for $1,000 every week and keep the other $9,000?

Now go get some scotches and make another drunk vid son.

[aceking]

thanks for the free money .

[gavin]

dude needs a grooming kit

[The Prick]

dude needs a grooming kit

with this 10 dimes i can buy a coupla them i reckon. dont be jealous slappy, cant all of us be beautiful

[MJFtheGenius]

what a prick

I hate this guy he is so good at what he does

[ehp6737]

2-0 so far, give me that money Prick

[Junkyard Dog]

prick starts the season off with a win!

[The Prick]

2-0 so far, give me that money Prick

dont count them chickens yet son, whole buncha stuff gonna happen before anybody gets there greasy little paw down inta my pocket. anybody catch that CMU final score OR closing #? fargin Nostrildamus I am

[DeluxeLiner]

I think the Prick was really embarrassed about last year so he (or whoever picks the plays) spent all summer coming up with some sharp plays for Week 1. 4-0 in the first week is going to piss everyone off.

[ROYAJA8]

I'm hoping to go 4-0 n you go 3-1. How does the prizes get split out to the winners equally or how.

[The Prick]

Boys this is better than Christmas an Juneteenth an Halloween all rolled inta one day. Screw the free candy an the red koolaid an the presents. Today, my friends, is Opening Day on Square Hunting Season. Diamond Sports International is gonna make it rain cash money all over the ol' Prick. All i gotta do is pitch a no-hitter an I get paid 10,000 smackers. All you gotta do is score more units than me an you earn a chunk of my dough (wish in one hand an shit in the other, see which one fills up first). Most times i tell folks not to bother since i'm takin the loot but this year the more what play the more my pay. Sign up, post up, an make yer picks you buncha contest whoores. the more the merrier, its a kinder gentler sorta Prick this year kinda like progressive politics.

Dont be jealous cause i got a sweet gig an you are postin in your Dr. Denton PJ's from your momma's basement. Im a bonafide innerweb celeb thats been in the game longer than most of ya have been standing up to pee. Aint a bookmaker in the caribbean I aint drank with or worked for or bet with. back in the day there wasn't a local across 4 states that would take my action, and i moved more dough around the world in one hour than any of you morons have earned in a lifetime.

love me, hate me, fear me, mock me. i could give a rats ass less either way. my business is beatin #s and this year business is gonna be out-friggin-standing. just business boys, i dont hate nobody and i dont care if nobody hates me. down to the picks boys, sit up straight an get out yer pencils. lets see if any a you rocks is smart enough ta absorb some knowledge:


CMU +8 this # is way too friggin many. i aint sayin these directional michigan injuns are worth a damn. young team an new coach, no worries. i am sayin the friggin god-squad owls aint 8pts better than anybody even if jesus hisself is throwin bombs down the sideline. CMU done won 18 straight agains MAC east opponents. am guessin the number gets down to 7 so feelin good with a free point. Chippewas are the right side an 8 is a good number.

BYU PK them Falcons can score 240 or so against the East Colorado Community College for the Blind, all that did was skew this #. Service academies normally start strong an get ground down, but they also normally play crap schools early in the season. them fly-boys got purty haircuts an all but aint no way in hell they whup the Mormons unless they got some jets droppin napalm and such all over the visitor sideline at Falcon Field.

St Louis Rams +4 Bradford best start drinkin milk or he dont last 5 games in the NFL. good thing this is week one, halthy o-line should keep him alive most of the game. 1-15 last year but that dont mean much. home dog boys, no brainer. besides, kharma is a sumbitch. didnt it used to be the St. Louis Cardinals? I'll take four at home all day long in this spot

Ravens +2.5 can you say flash in the pan? now that Tony Dungy the boys scout squared away that fat bastard jets coach they aint gonna have no fire. ravens aint beatin their chests no more, looks like the jets are tryin that role out. real reason for the pick...."pinny lean" look it up boys and thank me

got no more time for you squares, this aint a charity an i aint the welfare admin. gamblin 101 classes fer free i'll leave up ta justin7 an so forth. i get paid 10-12 dimes we can do this again some time. remember me well girls an sorry to alla you sheep that go 4-0 an dont get paid squat.

put the part where i look all smart an stuff in read fer you short-attention span types. nobody gets paid this week cept the ol' Prick hisself.


sorry girls, better luck next week

[Extra Innings]

Got to admit....The Prick is god damn good....

[pavyracer]

Got to admit....The Prick is god damn good....

Yeah he is a genius. 1-0 after the first pick.

[eagle]

If I was your Mother Prick I would wash your mouth out with SOAP. Where'd you learn to talk that way son? You should be ashamed of yourself such foul language. This has got me so upset I'm gonna have to hand you your ass on a platter.

Well....several platters.

Several Large Platters which I ain't got, I don't OWN shit like Big serving trays....

ohshit quagmire....well, anyways...I don't wanna discuss your ass anyways Prick and no I wasn't "looking at it" so don't even got there you industrial sized pompousass just theres no way to not SEE it when you come in a room cuz it knocks over furniture, breaks out lightbulbs, spills drinks.

The only reason I bring it up is to point out that it makes you perfect for this, and by the way your video was EPIC!!! great job

theres room enough on your fatass for all 761 of us to kick it

and we will

weekly.


762 now.....


you're gonna be SORE boy!!!

(this is an account I made for my Dad to join BTP, he's just gonna be playing for the joy of whupping YOU) (thus the low post count...newness of the account, THANKS SBR, DSI, JOHN LOU SAM9BALL WILLY AND ALL THE REST OF YOU MUCH LOVE FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK AND ALL THE GREAT CONTESTS and thank you Prick)

COSTA RICA LOVES YOU BOYS!!!!

[ryanjep]

good luck this season prick

[hawk 5]

good luck this season prick

Only way the pricker will win any money this year. Needed to say something.

[Extra Innings]

Only way the pricker will win any money this year. Needed to say something.

Math tells us he is due for a correction

[The Prick]

If I was your Mother Prick I would wash your mouth out with SOAP. Where'd you learn to talk that way son? You should be ashamed of yourself such foul language. This has got me so upset I'm gonna have to hand you your ass on a platter.

Well....several platters.

Several Large Platters which I ain't got, I don't OWN shit like Big serving trays....

ohshit quagmire....well, anyways...I don't wanna discuss your ass anyways Prick and no I wasn't "looking at it" so don't even got there you industrial sized pompousass just theres no way to not SEE it when you come in a room cuz it knocks over furniture, breaks out lightbulbs, spills drinks.

The only reason I bring it up is to point out that it makes you perfect for this, and by the way your video was EPIC!!! great job

theres room enough on your fatass for all 761 of us to kick it

and we will

weekly.


762 now.....


you're gonna be SORE boy!!!

(this is an account I made for my Dad to join BTP, he's just gonna be playing for the joy of whupping YOU) (thus the low post count...newness of the account, THANKS SBR, DSI, JOHN LOU SAM9BALL WILLY AND ALL THE REST OF YOU MUCH LOVE FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK AND ALL THE GREAT CONTESTS and thank you Prick)

COSTA RICA LOVES YOU BOYS!!!!

holy shit i got me a new special project! do i know you son, sounds like we mighta rode in the same club or mebbe we did a bid together? comes out with guns blazin, better than mosta you milktoast little hookers. tell yer "Dad" to get to kickin, thats a full-time job so he best bring a lunch box.

[Extra Innings]

^

[The Prick]

left foot red

Eric you seen that deal? man them RW chicks was hot and they REALLY dug the ol' Prick if ya know what im sayin. made 'em turn off the camera when the wesson oil came out. i'm livin the dream while mosta you squares is eatin top ramen and buyin scratchoff tickets for yer 401ks

[tltaylor89]

Prick Will find the Sbr liquor cabinet by week 3

[ehp6737]

dont count them chickens yet son, whole buncha stuff gonna happen before anybody gets there greasy little paw down inta my pocket. anybody catch that CMU final score OR closing #? fargin Nostrildamus I am

Well I got my 4-0 and of course you've already lost. Can you atleast pull out the last 2 of your picks to go 3-1? You not getting any cash this week Prick, so just give as much to me as you can

[stealthyburrito]

1-1 so far.

[jayc88]

Why does dsi not accept neteller deposits?
First book i have problems to get my money in

[twoods215]

Hey good call on BYU Prick

[The Prick]

holy shit never bet on fuggin mormons. knew i was stovepiped when that dago mormon kid fumbled the ball through the endzone in the first half. eh, so it goes

[Alfie B]

Hey Prickster how much you pay that graduate student at Hillbilly U to type out that post
It was actually legible

It was??? I must be still drunk.

[BobHarvey]

Prick,

I like your Rams play. Good luck!