How to GAMBLE PROFESSIONALLY......

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  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #1
    How to GAMBLE PROFESSIONALLY......
    HOW TO WIN GAMBLING.......


    1. Learn to play +EV video poker perfectly.
    2. Play advantageous +EV slots
    3. Play casino promotions
    4. Use gaming coupons
    5. Scalp/middle, have many outs
    6. bonus whore
    7. Learn a counting system at blackjack and play perfectly
    8. Handicap obscure sports and study them religously
    9. Play freerolls
    10. Learn advantege type bar bets
    11. Play in many free/pay +EV contests and tournatments
    12. Learn to make at least minimum wage playing poker

    Put all this together and live more confortably than 84% of the population in North America.
  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #2
    All of this is really easier done than said...........


    Some and most people just don't have the desire, motivation, and more importantly, PASSION, to do this day in and day out let alone year in and year out.

    Also, many also have better things to do with their lives, which is good thing in most cases.
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    • Reload
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-23-08
      • 12250

      #3
      Good thread, Fish! Lots to learn out there!
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        Originally posted by Reload
        Good thread, Fish! Lots to learn out there!

        SBR in itself is a great resource, as well as a highly +EV site.

        Reload, again, sorry you couldn't make the bash.
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        • Foals
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 01-20-10
          • 857

          #5
          Any tips on how to play +EV video poker?
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          • Fishhead
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-11-05
            • 40179

            #6
            Originally posted by Foals
            Any tips on how to play +EV video poker?

            Read any and all books on the subject.........mainly those by Dan Paymar and Bob Dancer.

            Then study and seek out the machines.

            Not nearly as lucrative of a venture as in years past, but still highly profitable.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Guys if you notice it is all basically risk free

              If something is a gamble you cannot be a pro
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              • Jrod124
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-31-09
                • 5622

                #8
                good info, Fish
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                • Fishhead
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Guys if you notice it is all basically risk free

                  If something is a gamble you cannot be a pro

                  Negative

                  Lots of risk involved here........each to a different degree.


                  The only RISK FREE venture listed in the group would be freerolls and free contests..........all the others have some degree of risk, some much more than others.
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Take video poker for example, I've been down over $50,000 in some instances before recovering back to my career high in profits with this venture..........the swings involved with VP are not for the weary and this playing only for a few hours at the $2 and $5 levels.

                    Video poker in the professional trenches is brutal at times.
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                    • durito
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-03-06
                      • 13173

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                      HOW TO WIN GAMBLING.......


                      1. Learn to play +EV video poker perfectly.
                      2. Play advantageous +EV slots
                      3. Play casino promotions
                      4. Use gaming coupons
                      5. Scalp/middle, have many outs
                      6. bonus whore
                      7. Learn a counting system at blackjack and play perfectly
                      8. Handicap obscure sports and study them religously
                      9. Play freerolls
                      10. Learn advantege type bar bets
                      11. Play in many free/pay +EV contests and tournatments
                      12. Learn to make at least minimum wage playing poker

                      Put all this together and live more confortably than 84% of the population in North America.
                      Originally posted by Reload
                      Good thread, Fish! Lots to learn out there!
                      ...
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                      • Fishhead
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-11-05
                        • 40179

                        #12
                        Durito, BONUS WHORING and SCALPING are wonderful things and I highly respect your post and certainly know where you are coming from.........
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                        • bullock
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 08-11-10
                          • 60

                          #13
                          The list edited by Durito is really enough and consumes little time. I used to scalp casinos, but it's not possible in last years.
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                          • bullock
                            SBR Hustler
                            • 08-11-10
                            • 60

                            #14
                            The list edited by Durito is really enough. I used to scalp casinos, but it's not possible in last few years.
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                            • Cuse0323
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-09-09
                              • 30169

                              #15
                              Sounds boring, I'll stick to being a degenerate.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                How to gamble Professionally??

                                Right here Fishhead

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                                • ronald
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-31-05
                                  • 4919

                                  #17
                                  Fish, you forgot to add one very lucrative gambling proposition: Fade Brock Landers.
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                                  • Psychic
                                    SBR Hustler
                                    • 09-11-10
                                    • 87

                                    #18
                                    Simply follow AUNT DEBRA selections in tennis thread
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                                    • WalkingLuckCharm
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-07-10
                                      • 4192

                                      #19
                                      what are your picks for tonight ?
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                                      • lordswing
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 02-22-09
                                        • 765

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        How to gamble Professionally??

                                        Right here Fishhead

                                        [IMG]nothing but winners[/IMG]
                                        this is the only right answer
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                                        • Justin7
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-31-06
                                          • 8577

                                          #21
                                          1. Exploit mispriced derivatives
                                          2. Exploit mispriced derivatives
                                          3. Exploit mispriced derivatives
                                          4. Exploit mispriced derivatives
                                          5. Handicap anything and everything
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                                          • HauntingTheHoly
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-28-10
                                            • 1397

                                            #22
                                            Mispriced derivative?

                                            Ain't no such thing.
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                                            • mathdotcom
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-24-08
                                              • 11689

                                              #23
                                              Justin7 is also a renowned expert of exploiting derivative (combo) prices at fast food restaurants. Can you believe almost every combo is +EV??
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                                              • Domer
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-21-10
                                                • 1046

                                                #24
                                                not bad math, not bad
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                                                • JohnGalt2341
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-31-09
                                                  • 9138

                                                  #25
                                                  Once when Adam Carolla was at a Strip Club a girl offered him a Lap Dance. She told him the prices were $30 a Dance OR 3 Dances for $100. Now... my question is... Was she a complete idiot or a genius?
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                                                  • donkdown
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 07-09-09
                                                    • 4423

                                                    #26
                                                    Is 11 to learn how to dumpster dive?? When is your book coming out Fish?? When has that suit Justin7 ever jumped into a dumpster for free match plays? They should do a reality show on this guys life.. Only thing is for tv we would have to replace Bills Fan with a hotter actress but we would still use her plays!!
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