People that lie for a living!!!!!!!!!

[statnerds]

was having dinner with my wife and saw this whole section of the newspaper devoted to fukkin celebs. got me thinking of how many people make money, and lots of it, by lying for a living. in no particular order

Actors/Actresses

Politicians

The Media

Lawyers, but it is the 99% that give the other 1% a bad name

Stock Brokers/Analyst. read American Sucker and let your imagination roam.

Robert Gibbs

Handicappers (think Brandon Lang instead of RAS. refer to the 99% lawyer comment.)

Car Salesmen (99% again)

CEOs (some, not all)

fukkin amazing isn't it? and this list is by no means complete...

[brxbmbers42]

politicians by far the worst. they are the crookedest fukks there are.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

jj gold

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dude you left out whoever sells the "As Seen on TV" Stuff.....Billy Mayes, the Sham-Wow dude, Whoever sells those damn kitchen bullets/juicers/sandwich makers, Ron Popeill and those Rotisserie Chicken ovens....Damn do I have to go on? O.K. the people telling you to put Gold in an Envelope, The dumbass Lifelock guy...etc etc

[brxbmbers42]

Dude you left out whoever sells the "As Seen on TV" Stuff.....Billy Mayes, the Sham-Wow dude, Whoever sells those damn kitchen bullets/juicers/sandwich makers, Ron Popeill and those Rotisserie Chicken ovens....Damn do I have to go on?

ive never purchased any of those infomercial things but some of them do work. they are not all bullshitters

[MarkDee]

Cops

[Dirty Sanchez]

ive never purchased any of those infomercial things but some of them do work. they are not all bullshitters

Really....I tell you what....I'll send you a couple of tubes of "Mighty Putty" and we'll put a pallet of bricks above your head suspended by chains connected with "Mighty Putty"...we'll see who's at next years Bash you or me?

[Sunde91]

The Clergy.

[brxbmbers42]

Really....I tell you what....I'll send you a couple of tubes of "Mighty Putty" and we'll put a pallet of bricks above your head suspended by chains connected with "Mighty Putty"...we'll see who's at next years Bash you or me?

i said SOME-SOME of those things do work

[statnerds]

i was waiting for someone to throw clergy up there.

Priests, Imams, Reverends (especially al and jesse).

I used mighty putty on a leaky pipe cause it was nearly impossible to get to and no kind of wrap would have gotten around it, it was just a shitty spot in my house. mighty putty stop that fukkin leak, while the pipe was wet mind you, and is still holding strong more than a year later. saved me a fukk-ton of money cause would have had to call a plumber...some of those fukkers lie as well, but that is not their main source of income.

[flyingillini]

Collard Green lies all the time.

[acarmelo1]

i was waiting for someone to throw clergy up there.

Priests, Imams, Reverends (especially al and jesse).

I used mighty putty on a leaky pipe cause it was nearly impossible to get to and no kind of wrap would have gotten around it, it was just a shitty spot in my house. mighty putty stop that fukkin leak, while the pipe was wet mind you, and is still holding strong more than a year later. saved me a fukk-ton of money cause would have had to call a plumber...some of those fukkers lie as well, but that is not their main source of income.

If you believe in what you are saying, then is not a lie. Example Priests, Imams, Reverends.

[OmgUrMom]

actors/actresses

please explain.......

[OmgUrMom]

ur 99% is way too high to btw. a lot of lawyers and car salesmen ect. arent crooks

[THE PROFIT]

Really....I tell you what....I'll send you a couple of tubes of "Mighty Putty" and we'll put a pallet of bricks above your head suspended by chains connected with "Mighty Putty"...we'll see who's at next years Bash you or me?

[konck]

Both my Ex's lie for a living there both trash

[konck]

One's dealing drugs the other is eating taco's now

[statnerds]

actors/actresses

please explain.......

they pretend to people they are not. thus, they lie, present themselves as something they are not, to make money. you should see Team America, funny as hell.

chicks that sell clothes in plus size women stores

"no, it looks great on you."

"no, it really has a slimming effect."