Bollocks! Anyone with a lock today in college football is fooling themselves

[Swinging Johnson]

Look, it's opening day in college football and everyone's pumped, I get it. But for the love of God, don't blow your bankroll on anything today. You tell me how many juniors and seniors left on both sides of the games you're playing plus tell me about any incoming freshman that may have an impact and I will give you a pass. There are coaching changes, formation changes, different players and varying degrees of football maturity and growth within the returning starters. You guys are a bunch of fukkin idiots.

Play Purdue +11 and BYU at a Pick. Mortal fukking locks.