Just told my professor and entire lecture hall I am a gambler...

[Deuce]

Look at like I was an outcast.

[Deuce]

Basically entire class introduced themselves. I told them I am a rec hockey player and a gambler. Should have said I like strolls in the park and ice cream cones. Maybe I would have been accepted differently.

[sharpcat]

Probably should have just told them you were a drug addict at least then they would have felt bad for you.

[Deuce]

Probably should have just told them you were a drug addict at least then they would have felt bad for you.

Yes

[Sunde91]

Your class probably shoot dice and bet on dominos so not a big deal.

[Deuce]

Your class probably shoot dice and bet on dominos so not a big deal.

No inner city guys. Many yuppie faggots, some stuck up broads, pseudo intellectuals.

[KingKolzig]

at least u didnt have to exactly tell them that u are a f@t @ss

[Intuitive_Edge]

if you have guys in that hall, they probably play online poker at the least. Who cares honestly

[36mafia]

a guy in my accounting class introduced himself and said his occupation was a pro online poker player. took everything i had to not laugh my ass off at him

[Intuitive_Edge]

a guy in my accounting class introduced himself and said his occupation was a pro online poker player. took everything i had to not laugh my ass off at him

because he was lying or because you are jealous ?

[chilidog]

People are hypocritical, so **** em. As Intuitive Edge said, I'm sure people in there play poker, maybe some blackjack. Hell, some of them might play the stock market. People play the lotto all the time; they enter contests/sweepstakes. They go to fairs/carnivals and place the little games to try to win some prize, etc.

[chilidog]

a guy in my accounting class introduced himself and said his occupation was a pro online poker player. took everything i had to not laugh my ass off at him

Heh, shoulda asked him what his username was on PS or FT

[36mafia]

bc online poker players are a fuckin joke

theyd get murked at a live game
and what, they net $60 a week and a free 2000 player tournament entry

[Intuitive_Edge]

People are hypocritical, so **** em. As Intuitive Edge said, I'm sure people in there play poker, maybe some blackjack. Hell, some of them might play the stock market. People play the lotto all the time; they enter contests/sweepstakes. They go to fairs/carnivals and place the little games to try to win some prize, etc.

exactly.

[Domer]

i hated that crap in school/college...always told a different story. first introductions during freshman orientation i said i was from maui hawaii and my dad was an astronaut.

when we had to fill out our roommate survey, i said my proudest achievement was my collection of barbie dolls. not a bright move in hindsight, one of my suitemates wanted to be a boy band singer (and would practice).

[stikymess]

Perception is still that "gamblers" have a problem, I thought with the explosion of poker it would become more acceptable, i guess we are not there yet. Family members still ask "so you still gamble?" as if I'm putting a needle in my veins or killing babies.

[DeluxeLiner]

Basically entire class introduced themselves. I told them I am a rec hockey player and a gambler. Should have said I like strolls in the park and ice cream cones. Maybe I would have been accepted differently.

Wayy better answer Deuce. Keep the hockey part though. Where you taking classes?

[jjgold]

Deuce is an underachiever and over weight. There are pics of him and I will try and find. If a law firm looks at him they will see what a fukkin loser he is.

Deuce I would love to put your fat head underwater .

[Brock Landers]

give em hell deuce, tell em you know more about statistical probability and game theory than they'll ever know

[36mafia]

"gambler" is probably not the best word to use. maybe handicapper, sports capper, degenerate ****... something along those lines
there are just so many negative connotations with the word gambler

[keyboarding]

You must be in first year or something because no fukking serious lecture does introductions after the first year. I can't tell how full of shit you are but it sounds like you might be drowning in it. Honourary attorney now taking first year community college classes. Hilarious.

[Deuce]

Deuce is an underachiever and over weight. There are pics of him and I will try and find. If a law firm looks at him they will see what a fukkin loser he is.

Deuce I would love to put your fat head underwater .

You have these nit wits thinking I am Scotty Becker. Stop. I will go to bash next year just so posters have noncore who I even am.

[Iceman]

Been "betting for a living" for 2 years now and don't think I have told a sole I "gamble" (hate that term). Just sounds like you don't know what you are doing, IMO.

[Deuce]

You must be in first year or something because no fukking serious lecture does introductions after the first year. I can't tell how full of shit you are but it sounds like you might be drowning in it. Honourary attorney now taking first year community college classes. Hilarious.

Ok Magnum PI you're so far off from the truth. Keep guessing. Have you ever been in a college setting? Are you still living off your parents?

[muldoon]

Basically entire class introduced themselves. I told them I am a rec hockey player and a gambler. Should have said I like strolls in the park and ice cream cones. Maybe I would have been accepted differently.

Distance yourself from it and look at it from the outside.

For most people in society, they see gambling at best as a recreational activity, at worst a vice that ruins lives. If it were more accepted, people wouldn't be driving 200 miles to get on a riverboat to play blackjack.

So to them, you said you were a hockey player and a smoker, or drinker, or enjoyed your weed. Either way, the majority see gambling as a vice, and it probably struck them as odd that you'd describe yourself using a vice.

Not sure how this surprised or offended you.

[The Prick]

woulda been more believable tireboy if you woulda changed "lecture hall" inta county lock up and "professor" inta "the drunk on the bunk above me that spewed all over my feet"

[keyboarding]

Ok Magnum PI you're so far off from the truth. Keep guessing. Have you ever been in a college setting? Are you still living off your parents?

I graduated a while ago. I speak from experience. Introductions are done to get over the awkwardness of meeting new people in a new setting. Known as an "ice breaker". Never seen it happen after the first year because usually classes get a bit more serious than the 101s.

I guess they do it different in Michigan, but it sounds pretty childish to me. Did they ask you your favourite colour, too?

[stealthyburrito]

No inner city guys. Many yuppie faggots, some stuck up broads, pseudo intellectuals.

same with my school duecer.

people look down at you and stick their nose in the air if they hear someone say they gamble.

love goin' to work though, lots of degenerates there will to blow a few stacks on football (both real and fantasy).

maybe these kids just don't have the funds to gamble with.

[jjgold]

Here try and get a job looking like this

Guys this is Deuce, it took me some $$$$ to get this but it was worth it

He says he is a 9

[milwaukee mike]

that picture is a blast from the past

kind of looks like a potato with hair

[fsugolf]

straight from CreditWagering

[OmgUrMom]

bc online poker players are a fuckin joke

theyd get murked at a live game
and what, they net $60 a week and a free 2000 player tournament entry

lol your an idiot. Do not comment on things that you know nothing about.

[KingKolzig]

Here try and get a job looking like this

Guys this is Deuce, it took me some $$$$ to get this but it was worth it

He says he is a 9

i love how you are obsessed with that photo

[36mafia]

lol your an idiot. Do not comment on things that you know nothing about.

lol youre a scrub
dumbfuck like you is probably the least qualified to tell anyone that an online player is not a fuckin joke

[Deuce]

Haha jj can't let that go. I had myself in my avatar in June. Some people are clueless.