Convinced I am the All Around Sharpest Poster here at SBR..

obamaismyuncle · 09-02-10, 04:45 AM

Originally posted by iifold

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Many think that Buster Olney look alike Justin7 is, but he's just a human calculator..

Durito is just a workaholic that knows a couple secrets..

Monkeyfocker preys on the drunk tourists at the LV poker tables..

Fishhead is close, but he doesn't have the "eye" of the King..

JJ is over the hill and looks to ride SBRJohns coat tails to retirement..

Paco is on top of the world, I am worried for our friends upcoming sophmore slump, nobody can live up to this hype..

SBRJohn is afraid to even let the King enter his inner circle in fears I will overtake his company and start a mutiny..

Nickayy is washed up, could make a comeback if he wanted but knows it's not worth the negative health affects..

What are you guys going to say when Im in the Top 5% of the BTP standings again this year??

Nice work?

Domer · 09-02-10, 04:53 AM

brandon lang still towers above you

iifold · 09-02-10, 04:53 AM

Think Im gonna use this thread to give out my weekly football winner..

You guys only get one play a week, I can't have poeple copying all my picks and staying tied with me in BTP..

You know why most of you losers fail? Because you are cramming your brains with a bunch of useless knowledge..LTProfits probably knows the names of every college, and NFL player and coach.. He knows there records, returning starters,etc.etc.. He'll give out 15 plays this weekend, go 8-7 for a grand total of -.02 units...

Meanwhile, the King will focus in on certain games and study them like a hawk. I will be a specialist in a small number of teams and look to capitalize on them..

Last year Northwestern was my favorite team to watch and evaluate, seems like the books just never gave them enough credit.. Their coach is a future superstar,.

I have my Week one pick for you guys, it's an NFL total.. Just gonna wait for weather report and then I'll let you fukks have it..

obamaismyuncle · 09-02-10, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by iifold

Think Im gonna use this thread to give out my weekly football winner..

You guys only get one play a week, I can't have poeple copying all my picks and staying tied with me in BTP..

You know why most of you losers fail? Because you are cramming your brains with a bunch of useless knowledge..LTProfits probably knows the names of every college, and NFL player and coach.. He knows there records, returning starters,etc.etc.. He'll give out 15 plays this weekend, go 8-7 for a grand total of -.02 units...

Meanwhile, the King will focus in on certain games and study them like a hawk. I will be a specialist in a small number of teams and look to capitalize on them..

Last year Northwestern was my favorite team to watch and evaluate, seems like the books just never gave them enough credit.. Their coach is a future superstar,.

I have my Week one pick for you guys, it's an NFL total.. Just gonna wait for weather report and then I'll let you fukks have it..

You spelled people wrong.

iifold · 09-02-10, 04:57 AM

Spelling is very low on the "sharpness" evaluting scale..

It was a typo by the way..

jjgold · 09-02-10, 05:14 AM

iifold · 09-02-10, 05:16 AM

OK, here's an example, you guys are probably looking for some game to bet on tomorrow.. Nothing wrong with this, I like to gamble too.

But let's stop and think a little bit ahead. As you all should know by now, Tim Lincecum isn't as good as he was the last couple years. His fastball is about 91 MPH now compared to 96-98 in years past. He has little to no movement (can cut it a little) on his fastball and rely's heavily on his changeup and breaking ball. Moral of the story, Hes not dominant any more.

Thanks to a gametime change (Rockies had to leave early to make up a game) the Giants and Rockies started at 6:00 pacific time on Wednesday. This helped Lincecum because the sun shines off the "batters eye" in centerfield. Don't think the books didn't know about this, they even had the total at 6.5 for the two struggling once unhittable starters. Anyways, back to the point, lincecum did well Wednesday and that will set up a perfect spot to take advantage of it on September 7th in Arizona when he will pitch next.

I don't know who'll be going for the D-Backs but Im pretty sure the Giants will be -150 to -170 (thanks to todays outing) with a total around 8.

The King will be on the D-Backs runline and the Over!!

See the difference, you have to be a step ahead you fukks...

Cuse0323 · 09-02-10, 05:35 AM

King

minet123 · 09-02-10, 07:57 AM

And yet you are afraid to play in the high roller points buy in contest

Nicky Santoro · 09-02-10, 08:04 AM

ok, i'll give you the edge over me in posting cause i am not as patient as i used to be posting. to me it's a job and it's very hard and it's not as fun for me as it was 10 yrs ago...

but no way you beat me in gambling.. that's where i got you beat.. sorry man.. but that's where i put in my all my energy and attention.. not posting..

G's pks · 09-02-10, 08:06 AM

king have you ever worn mens clothing?