Wow, avoid the Pai Gow Poker today

[Capybara]

It's set to "Kill." I lost 9 hands in a row and my whole 100-point bonus in under a minute.

[B1GER1C828]

not even sure how to play it, so will do

[Sean81]

It is a low variance game so if your objective is to make your money last as long as possible, it is a good game to play. Basically you are given 7 cards and you make a 5 card hand and a 2 card hand (5 card hand must always be "better" than your 2 card hand). The Dealer will do the same thing and if your hands beat the dealers hands you win, or vice versa you lose. If you split (happens around 40% of the time) it is a push.

[Sean81]

There is also a Joker which can be used to complete straights and flushes but otherwise represents and Ace