Went to the doctor today,

[THE PROFIT]

she took my blood pressure & said "you dont have high blood pressure!" She said it was 90/60, is that okay, sounds a little low to me, but I dont fukin know

[THE PROFIT]

My cousins my age & hes on high blood pressure meds. But hes kinda a fatass, but hes real tall so he doesnt look it, but that fuk has to weigh 240

[Illusion]

90/60 sounds low to me, but I am no expert.

[pavyracer]

90 it's too low..I will test it again if I was you

[THE PROFIT]

oh fuk, she made it sound like it was perfect. That lying cunt

[THE PROFIT]

well guys, Im officially dying. Obviously I have a weak heart that cant pump fukin blood no mooo! So its been real, I hope I make it through college football season. But if I just quit posting one day you know what happened.

[saints7011]

must be the mountain air...120/80 is normal...

[JW Cash]

...unfortunately....not everyone who goes to the doctor gets good news......

....for example......

[jjgold]

Profit re check it

No time to joke about it

[wtf]

you know what she really WANTED you stud muffin

[THE PROFIT]

I would have fuked her by the weigh in scales but I went to the doc for a nasty rash on my ass that isnt very attractive

[THE PROFIT]

and I smoke, thats supposed to raise your BP. Fuk, even with me being a smoker mine is waaay too low

[Dirty Sanchez]

oh fuk, she made it sound like it was perfect. That lying cunt

I think 90/60 is no big deal...just means you've been smoking a few too many poles

[THE PROFIT]

I think 90/60 is no big deal...just means you've been smoking a few too many poles

[Doc JS]

not everyone comes programed from the factory, so to speak, at 120/80. Here's the deal, if you are not symptomatic when you stand up quickly (get a little dizzy-headed, a little light headed, see spots, etc.), [the medical term is orthostatic hypotension], then there is absolutely, positively nothing wrong with a resting BP of 90/60.

Doc

[THE PROFIT]

I feel better now, with that coming from a doc

[Doc JS]

I feel better now, with that coming from a doc

25 years in ER/primary care wouldn't steer you wrong! Glad to help..
Doc

[Ace_of_Spades]

It's bad, you may have herpes.

[wal66]

Profit, I'm normal blood pressure, normal heart rate, non-diabetic but I'm a fat fck and a leading canidate for a heart attack so the test can be deceiving.

[Joe Dogs]

Time for a colonoscopy.......Lets get to the bottom of this of this blood pressure thing.

[unusialsusp5]

i don't even know anyone who has a doctor. i've never been to one. just will myself healthy. have no health insurance and never had it and will never buy any regardless of the ma law that says everyone is required to have health insurance. people are sheep and will do what they are told. need money for drugs and gambling can't throw it away on health insurance that i don't need or want.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

UNU DO WHAT EVERY OTHER CREEP DOES IM MASSACHUSETTS GO GET A DOCTORS NOTE SAYING YOU HAVE ANXITIES YOU WILL GET MASSHEALTH THE BEST INSURANCE IN THE STATE PLUS YOU WILL GET A SECTION 8 APARTMENT NOT BAD FOR BEING A BUM

I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAD CANCER,AND A BULDGING DISC IN HIS BACK AND HE IS 50 YEARS OLD THEY TOLD HIM HE WASNT IN BAD ENOUGH SHAPE TO GET MASSHEALTH

THEN ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVE A PERFECTLY HEALTHY 30 YEAR OLD TENANT WITH ANXITIES AND HE GETS FULL BENEFITS GO FIGURE OUT THE STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS

[hockeyman30304]

im a paramedic and that blood pressure could cause you go die....haha jk it could be your normal its prolly from making so many bad sports bets