Attention JJ GOLD

[Louisvillekid1]

wait, your not hank webber?

[jjgold]

No Sir

[SBR Lou]

Hank Webber is video guy, JJ Gold is the consummate professional sports gambler.

[Louisvillekid1]

But it is the same person physically

[pico]

wait, your not hank webber?

hank webber is a made up name like joey slats. but that is jj in the video.

[The HG]

it's kind of like, how can i explain this, man this is tough. ok ok, it's kind of like how ok, like how is eminem marshall mathers? no of course not. eminem is a fukking CRAZY maniac who also happens to have MAD skills on the mic. marshall mathers is COMPLETELY different. he is kind of like this sort of decent guy who has a wife and who might get a little out of line once in a while, but is basically like this nice normal dude. i'm not explaining it well at all. it's hard to explain, but do you see what i'm getting at?

[Louisvillekid1]

Gotcha, . . . Ha i thought that is how you act all the time, didn't know it was just for show. . .

[SBR Lou]

You guys are wrong, I won't believe it, I won't.

JJ Gold is not some 5'4 315 lb bald guy... that is Hank Webber, the guy in the videos.

JJ Gold is a pro sports gambler, pay attention.

[pico]

You guys are wrong, I won't believe it, I won't.

JJ Gold is not some 5'4 315 lb bald guy... that is Hank Webber, the guy in the videos.

JJ Gold is a pro sports gambler, pay attention.

doesn't it really matter? whenever hank appears, there is jj...for all practical purposes, they're the same person. like terrance and philip

[jjgold]

two different people

He likes playing me

[Louisvillekid1]

WTF Im really confused . . . It's a Brandon Lang / John Anthony thing right?

[pico]

two different people

He likes playing me

which one quit gambling?

which one is a denergate gambler?

which one sucked cock for rent money?

[robzilla]

which one quit gambling?

which one is a denergate gambler?

which one sucked cock for rent money?

hardcore

[jjgold]

jj is a professional gambler and a big winner

webber is a loser and pretends he is jj

That should clear it up

[pico]

jj is a professional gambler and a big winner

webber is a loser and pretends he is jj

That should clear it up

i am guessing webber is going to work for the greek?

[The HG]

i am guessing webber is going to work for the greek?

This is one of jj's greatest koans in a while.

picoman, you are chained to your Western logic, enslaved by your addiction to the notion that things must "make sense".

you will never be able to understand these seemingly contradictory posits and revelations until you are able to view them with your THIRD eye! i know, i know, you are looking at yourself in the mirror, and only seeing two eyes. you are looking going "one, two...third eye? there's no fukking third eye!" well it IS there, you just need to recognize it. it's actually in between your two eyes, above your eyebrows, approximately where Indian people put those dots. You know those dots i'm talking about? the little red ones that people with turbans have on their heads? well anyway that's where it is.

but all this is not important. the point is, you WILL one day understand these riddles and their attendant meanings, have patience. your hunger to understand jj reminds me of myself and my hunger when i first came to knowledge of His existence, about two years ago.

[Cee]

jj is a professional gambler and a big winner

webber is a loser and pretends he is jj

That should clear it up

[Cee]

JJ was LSU last night, webber was OSU. I see what u mean

[pico]

This is one of jj's greatest koans in a while.

picoman, you are chained to your Western logic, enslaved by your addiction to the notion that things must "make sense".

you will never be able to understand these seemingly contradictory posits and revelations until you are able to view them with your THIRD eye! i know, i know, you are looking at yourself in the mirror, and only seeing two eyes. you are looking going "one, two...third eye? there's no fukking third eye!" well it IS there, you just need to recognize it. it's actually in between your two eyes, above your eyebrows, approximately where Indian people put those dots. You know those dots i'm talking about? the little red ones that people with turbans have on their heads? well anyway that's where it is.

but all this is not important. the point is, you WILL one day understand these riddles and their attendant meanings, have patience. your hunger to understand jj reminds me of myself and my hunger when i first came to knowledge of His existence, about two years ago.

i am guessing jj is like edward norton in the movie, primal fear. that seems to clear things up.

[treece]

JJ can you make a video and play this song in it and sing alittle for us like you used to? http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mbj_GXjcV8w