Open letter to Paris Hilton

[statnerds]

fuk you

really? this is what your family worked their asses off for? this is why great grand-daddy lied, stole, cheated and did whatever he needed to do to build an empire?

so that one day one of his descendants could soil the Hilton name by turning into a work-hating, high school dropping out, booze-swilling, sex video making coke whore?

get a fukkin real job like the rest of us.

[dinaro7]

paris is just a slut

[obamaismyuncle]

fuk you

really? this is what your family worked their asses off for? this is why great grand-daddy lied, stole, cheated and did whatever he needed to do to build an empire?

so that one day one of his descendants could soil the Hilton name by turning into a work-hating, high school dropping out, booze-swilling, sex video making coke whore?

get a fukkin real job like the rest of us.

My open letter to Paris Hilton...


Paris,

Are you as easy as it seems, please respond ASAP..thanks

[RudyRuetigger]

JJGolds letter,

I'm not very good at Geography so I don't know where Paris is, but I'd sure like to visit Uranus.

[Dad]

I'd hit that.



I'd wear a full-body condom but I'd hit it.

[jnickell100]

If you're gonna start a thread like this at least show pictures.

[whatsgood5]

Bitch is so fukkking hott. She's also the reason the mute button was invented.

[autotide]

i cant stand her.. shes worse than lindsay lohan

[jwbama23]

JJGolds letter, I'm not very good at Geography so I don't know where Paris is, but I'd sure like to visit Uranus.

Thats great

[sonyman]

but Paris said it wasn't her purse they found the coke in.......

[jjgold]

I would not touch her with a 25ft fukkin pole.

White trash

[jwbama23]

I would not touch her with a 25ft fukkin pole. White trash

Yes you would

[treece]

i'd hit her...with a fvckin baseball bat. her and lindsey lohan. they'll end up like casey johnson. http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/0...bit/index.html

[milwaukee mike]

my open letter, instead of "fuk you" would be three words

fuk ME - PLEASE!

if she wants to use her looks to make money from tv shows, guest appearances, etc then what is wrong with that? i would do the same goddam thing if i could

[statnerds]

she is not hot

i hate blonde hair almost as much as i hate skinny bitches with no ass and no

sure you guys aren't pedophiles, cause she has the body of an 11 year old boy?

[milwaukee mike]

statnerds don't hold it against the rest of us if you had a fat brunette momma so that's what you look for in a woman

[OldSchool75]

She is shameless

[Dad]

I think I would actually like Paris if I knew her personally. Most people hate her for totally bogus reasons. It's not her fault that she became famous by doing literally nothing.

Plus, she does look good in nightvision green.

[stealthyburrito]

My open letter to Paris Hilton...


Paris,

Are you as easy as it seems, please respond ASAP..thanks

this would be my open letter to her as well.

[flyingillini]

Did she really get popped in Vegas for A-1 Yola?

[Dad]

Did she really get popped in Vegas for A-1 Yola?

Illini, yes thats the word on the streets. But her defense is that the purse was not hers even though she was the only girl in the car, and she admitted that the inhailer that was in the purse was hers.

The blonde hair fukking suits her.

[flyingillini]

Daddy,

I bet I had better yola than she did.

[Dad]

Daddy,

I bet I had better yola than she did.

Illini, you shouldnt be doing that shit.