Woman arrested for masturbating and watching porn while driving

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  • maersksealand
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    • 09-17-09
    • 1673

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    Woman arrested for masturbating and watching porn while driving
    AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.


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    AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.
    Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.
    That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.
    Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.
    She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released. (2 pages)
  • Lincoln73
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    • 02-12-10
    • 454

    #2
    I thought it was hot until you ruined it with the mug shot.
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    • statnerds
      SBR MVP
      • 09-23-09
      • 4047

      #3
      that must be one helluva good friend
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      • OldSchool75
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        • 08-22-10
        • 155

        #4
        5'3 160
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        • Killer_Demo
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-15-08
          • 8409

          #5
          damn she's busted up
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          • ttwarrior1
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            • 06-23-09
            • 28465

            #6
            i just read it all and saw it all
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            • Extra Innings
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              • 02-26-10
              • 15058

              #7
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82843

                #8
                Who names their child Colondra?
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                • Poker_Beast
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                  • 09-14-06
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                  #9
                  OMG!!!
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                  • soli
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-10-06
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                    #10
                    LOL...well, I don't see where she broke the law
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                    • windwind
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 07-21-10
                      • 597

                      #11
                      i knew u cant drink and drive, but now masturbating and drivin is illegal too?
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                      • Deuce
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                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        We've all done this before.
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                        • GELATINOUS CUBE
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                          • 08-09-09
                          • 4534

                          #13
                          spanking-while-driving???

                          no-we-haven't.
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                          • stealthyburrito
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-12-09
                            • 21562

                            #14
                            fukkin gross.
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                            • cankid
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                              • 08-22-08
                              • 7238

                              #15
                              nice makes commuting more fun
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                              • nastradamus
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 11-03-09
                                • 632

                                #16
                                WTF?
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                                • Ace_of_Spades
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-14-09
                                  • 13518

                                  #17
                                  Thats something different.
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                                  • pico
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                                    • 04-05-07
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                                    #18
                                    she had a broken crack pipe also? damn
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                                    • THE PROFIT
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-27-09
                                      • 17701

                                      #19
                                      I didnt know I had been breaking the law.
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