GOOD NEWS for all horny men attending the SBR Bash next week. PLEASE don't blow it!

jjgold · 08-24-10, 04:38 PM

Most of us could not get laid even with 10 women nude and only one sbr poster nude in a small room.

The Meatman · 08-24-10, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Most of us could not get laid even with 10 women nude and only one sbr poster nude in a small room.

One(1) of you guys might get lucky this weekend because once again I can confirm that a real girl

with blond hair weighing under one hundred fifty(150) pounds that LOVES to talk and bet on sports will be at the bash.

When is the last time some of you clowns even talked with a girl

that had blond hair and weighed under one hundred fifty pounds?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Brock Landers · 08-24-10, 04:55 PM

Meatman, make a fukkin video pal

The Meatman · 08-24-10, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Meatman, did you ever kick Mofome's ass? Thats the word on the street.

No. Not yet.

However I would feel bad about doing it now since his life is in the toilet. As a church going man I try not to kick a person when he is down. Only when he is up.

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

SBR_John · 08-24-10, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by The Meatman

One(1) of you guys might get lucky this weekend because once again I can confirm that a real girl

with blond hair weighing under one hundred fifty(150) pounds that LOVES to talk and bet on sports will be at the bash.

When is the last time some of you clowns even talked with a girl

that had blond hair and weighed under one hundred fifty pounds?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

I knew a dude that looked like a girl and pretty sure she was under 150 so I'll raise my hand.

jwbama23 · 08-24-10, 05:02 PM

I am betting if she says she is going to fuk one of these guys going to the bash she is probably not someone that most people would take a picture of and hang on their wall of fame. Just guessing though

The Meatman · 08-24-10, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by jwbama23

I am betting if she says she is going to fuk one of these guys going to the bash she is probably not someone that most people would take a picture of and hang on their wall of fame. Just guessing though

I will take that bet. Half of you clowns will be in love with her by the end of the bash.

Please remember that this is a REAL girl

with natural blond hair that weighs UNDER one hundred fifty(150) pounds. I know some of you don't understand why a girl

with blond hair weighing under one hundred fifty(150) pounds would want to hang out with a bunch of guys as ugly as you are(trust me I don't understand it either), but it is going to happen so be ready!

Can you guys handle being around a real

girl?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

paco · 08-24-10, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by shari91

I only know her user name which I assumed was her real name as it's like mine - a female first name followed by a number. If Paco sees this thread he'll know who I'm referring to and may know if her real name is Karen.

Her poster name and real name are the same Shari. Could IT be her?

CarpeDime · 08-24-10, 06:24 PM

Dave "The Meatman" Scamdibilato

nothing short of awesome

CarpeDime · 08-24-10, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Most of us could not get laid even with 10 women nude and only one sbr poster nude in a small room.

so fukin true and so fukin sad

a few could

buztah could

TexansFan · 08-24-10, 08:14 PM

Hey meatdick, I see you're not just a loser at peeps but here as well.

Grandmaster B · 08-24-10, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

will not happen.

every poster will be jacking off in his room alone.

In Las Vegas of all places?

damn

shari91 · 08-24-10, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by paco

Her poster name and real name are the same Shari. Could IT be her?

I'd strongly suspect it is. Who else could it be? None of my girlfriends who are in Vegas this week and are members here would ever say something like this. Most of them don't even admit they know about SBR to strangers.

Dirty Sanchez · 08-24-10, 08:31 PM

jj's luck is so bad...he could fall into a bucket of boobs and come out sucking his thumb

20Four7 · 08-24-10, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by The Meatman

Are you trying to tell us that some of you clowns actually knew in advance that a real girl

weighing under two hundres(200) pounds with blond hair was going to be attending the bash this year?

No wonder the free hotel rooms filled up so fast this time!

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Yes I knew because she is staying with me...... just saying.......

ouman101 · 08-24-10, 09:16 PM

Damn, its really sad when pussy is put on the same pedestal as being a millionaire or hitting the lottery.... I didn't realize that getting laid was such a long forgotten art. Are the posters on this board really that sad that they can't even get laid? Thanks for the heads up Meatman, but I really hope that this isn't someones game plan that they are going to go to the bash and meet this one girl.

Like someone else said, if you can't get laid in Vegas then your probably hopeless. Go up to a girl, start a conversation with her, make her laugh, be nice to her friends, make her leave her friends at the end of the night and invite her back to your room. Seal the deal. C'mon fellas, you guys are over complicating things.

gimme2dollars · 08-24-10, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

jj's luck is so bad...he could fall into a bucket of boobs and come out sucking his thumb

jjgold · 08-24-10, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

jj's luck is so bad...he could fall into a bucket of boobs and come out sucking his thumb

That was not funny guy, take it back.

melia26 · 08-24-10, 10:48 PM

I just learned about this thread tonight. Kind of a douche move Dave, I'm not looking to fuk anyone at the bash, I think you know I can handle business in real life. It would be me like telling everyone you'll be giving out winners for a change. I'm coming because I really enjoy talking sports, and I want to meet a few of you guys. Oh and I want to go down the shark tank waterslide at Golden Nugget. So while I am officially creeped out by this thread, I'm still coming. And I'm not a natural blonde, I just wear it well. Sorry boys, you'll need to find another freebie. And I wouldn't be looking to Dave for picks or drink tickets while you're out here.

shari91 · 08-24-10, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by melia26

I just learned about this thread tonight. Kind of a douche move Dave, I'm not looking to fuk anyone at the bash, I think you know I can handle business in real life. It would be me like telling everyone you'll be giving out winners for a change. I'm coming because I really enjoy talking sports, and I want to meet a few of you guys. Oh and I want to go down the shark tank waterslide at Golden Nugget. So while I am officially creeped out by this thread, I'm still coming. And I'm not a natural blonde, I just wear it well. Sorry boys, you'll need to find another freebie. And I wouldn't be looking to Dave for picks or drink tickets while you're out here.

Now THAT'S the girl who works at book that I know. Kind of makes it easy to understand why my friends only lurk here and posting a picture on here is something I'll never do again.

The Meatman · 08-24-10, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by melia26

I just learned about this thread tonight. Kind of a douche move Dave, I'm not looking to fuk anyone at the bash, I think you know I can handle business in real life. It would be me like telling everyone you'll be giving out winners for a change. I'm coming because I really enjoy talking sports, and I want to meet a few of you guys. Oh and I want to go down the shark tank waterslide at Golden Nugget. So while I am officially creeped out by this thread, I'm still coming. And I'm not a natural blonde, I just wear it well. Sorry boys, you'll need to find another freebie. And I wouldn't be looking to Dave for picks or drink tickets while you're out here.

Why shouldn't people who will be hanging out with me this weekend expect me to have drink tickets? I can get all the free drink tickets I want at the Wynn, Palazzo, Golden Nugget, Binions, Fremont and where ever else they give them out.

PS Your not a natural blond?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

sickler · 08-24-10, 11:22 PM

Meatman, that's some expert photo editing in your avatar pic.

In reality you are much, much uglier.

soli · 08-24-10, 11:27 PM

Well, I guess the lucky poster will have to be real lucky now

Grandmaster B · 08-24-10, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by melia26

I just learned about this thread tonight. Kind of a douche move Dave, I'm not looking to fuk anyone at the bash, I think you know I can handle business in real life. It would be me like telling everyone you'll be giving out winners for a change. I'm coming because I really enjoy talking sports, and I want to meet a few of you guys. Oh and I want to go down the shark tank waterslide at Golden Nugget. So while I am officially creeped out by this thread, I'm still coming. And I'm not a natural blonde, I just wear it well. Sorry boys, you'll need to find another freebie. And I wouldn't be looking to Dave for picks or drink tickets while you're out here.

The Meatman · 08-24-10, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Meatman, that's some expert photo editing in your avatar pic.

In reality you are much, much uglier.

Are you saying that I look good in my avatar picture?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

JerseyShop101 · 08-24-10, 11:38 PM

Well, it looks like "Going all the way for the SBR team" is out.

Maybe a pillow or cat fight is still a possibility?

BadNina · 08-24-10, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by shari91

posting a picture on here is something I'll never do again.

this is something I have even got more careful about doing.

sickler · 08-24-10, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by The Meatman

Are you saying that I look good in my avatar picture?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Yes you do.

If I was a homosexual man, I'd consider hitting it.

The Meatman · 08-24-10, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Yes you do.

If I was a homosexual man, I'd consider hitting it.

Thanks for the compliment!! I think at least?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

sickler · 08-25-10, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by The Meatman

Thanks for the compliment!! I think at least?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

Yes, a compliment it was.

No worries though, my advances wouldn't tempt you to bring out your inner homo. I'm an ugly old bald guy.

JerseyShop101 · 08-25-10, 12:28 AM

Ok, this thread went from

to

in just 3 posts.

MendozaLine · 08-25-10, 12:44 AM

Scandaliato, are you a made man?

The Meatman · 08-25-10, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by MendozaLine

Scandaliato, are you a made man?

A made man, also known as a wiseguy, made guy, man of honor, or Mafioso (plural: Mafiosi), is someone who has been officially inducted into the Mafia (Cosa Nostra).

Maybe?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

blittydeuce · 08-25-10, 01:02 AM

MeatMan

MendozaLine · 08-25-10, 03:59 AM

Scandaliato, you look like a wise guy. I wouldn't fukk with you. Post some winners this football season, and i'll send you a couple gift cards and a nice basket for the family.

Salud Scandaliato

Originally posted by The Meatman

A made man, also known as a wiseguy, made guy, man of honor, or Mafioso (plural: Mafiosi), is someone who has been officially inducted into the Mafia (Cosa Nostra).

Maybe?

Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato