a bunch of asian people got mad at me at the casino today lol

[Kav]

me and my buddy hit up the casino today and all the blackjack tables were filled so i decided to go play baccarat. there was a huge table of asian peeps, i know they love there baccarat. anyhow i like playing baccarat cause its a brainless pretty much 50/50 game. all the asian people had there little cards out. they all were betting the same i was the only one fading there picks. i told the dealer i was gonna fade the table and he started laughing and i kept on doing it. basically i won like majority of my bets fading the table and everyone was pointing and getting pissed at me. the dealer started laughing when they started yelling, i guess he knew how to speak cantonese. i was at that table for pretty much 20mins fading and left 300 bucks up at a $25min table lol.

[Puffoasa]

Lol

[Fishhead]

Play the game often, had many of the same experiences.

Although I much prefer when we all win together.

Baccarat and soccer betting...........two gaming ventures that I think the vast majority here do not get involved with much, both of which are incredibly fun and profitable.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Play the game often, had many of the same experiences.

Although I much prefer when we all win together.

Baccarat and soccer betting...........two gaming ventures that I think the vast majority here do not get involved with much, both of which are incredibly fun and profitable.

Care to explain how baccarat is profitable long term?

[ronald]

Asians are ridiculous gamblers and they are all so predictable. Common things that ALL asians do at Blackjack tables:

1. Yell "monkey" when they want the next card to be a face card.
2. Yell "AY-YA" when the dealer pulls a slow 21 (5-4-3-9 for example).
3. Smack the felt in front of YOUR hand when you don't hit but a hit would have "saved the table"
4. Consider hitting a 16 for 3-5 seconds but NEVER actually hitting 16.
5. Chain smoke.
6. Always play the add-on game if there is one (Lucky Lucky, Lucky 7s, Match Square and other -EV props).

[jjgold]

Baccarat your best game in town, be the banker also.

[stealthyburrito]

holy shit congrats, what a winning strategy

[Fishhead]

Care to explain how baccarat is profitable long term?

By playing a disciplined system(meaning not playing every hand and not varying one's unit size more than 3x one's minumum wager), playing a low commissioned game if possible, and most importantly............PLAYING AT A CASINO THAT GIVES BOUNCEBACK CASH OFFERS that push the game into +EV territory.

Not only can this be done at many casinos across the country so one is playing a game that is +EV, this does NOT even include the free drinks, comped food and/or rooms, or the times that one can use COUPONS and/or PROMOS to attack the game with even a greater +EV return.

The low house rake and slowness of the game make BAC a great game to do this with over the majority of all other casino table games.

Now, having said all that, this is not a game where one should be attacking day in and day out when so many other more valuable and better time consumed ventures abound, but it is +EV if one studies the game/casino, however small.

If one doesn't find enjoyment with playing BAC, I would recommend that most just pass on the game and learn to ENJOY and MAKE MONEY at some other gaming venture.

Monkey, know you are mainly a sportsbettor/pokerplayer, but have you noticed any decent promos/specials in your travels around sin city these days that I may not be aware of..................(you can include those for poker and sports).

Thanks

[Domestic]

hahaha, this is a feel good story.

[stikymess]

Asians are ridiculous gamblers and they are all so predictable. Common things that ALL asians do at Blackjack tables: 1. Yell "monkey" when they want the next card to be a face card. 2. Yell "AY-YA" when the dealer pulls a slow 21 (5-4-3-9 for example). 3. Smack the felt in front of YOUR hand when you don't hit but a hit would have "saved the table" 4. Consider hitting a 16 for 3-5 seconds but NEVER actually hitting 16. 5. Chain smoke. 6. Always play the add-on game if there is one (Lucky Lucky, Lucky 7s, Match Square and other -EV props).

LOL this is spot on, too funny.

[coloradobuff]

classic story there..good work

[pdx107]

Play the game often, had many of the same experiences.

Although I much prefer when we all win together.

Baccarat and soccer betting...........two gaming ventures that I think the vast majority here do not get involved with much, both of which are incredibly fun and profitable.

I second the soccer bit completely, so much easier than handegg

[Cheme82]

Asians are ridiculous gamblers and they are all so predictable. Common things that ALL asians do at Blackjack tables:

1. Yell "monkey" when they want the next card to be a face card.
2. Yell "AY-YA" when the dealer pulls a slow 21 (5-4-3-9 for example).
3. Smack the felt in front of YOUR hand when you don't hit but a hit would have "saved the table"
4. Consider hitting a 16 for 3-5 seconds but NEVER actually hitting 16.
5. Chain smoke.
6. Always play the add-on game if there is one (Lucky Lucky, Lucky 7s, Match Square and other -EV props).

That's some funny shit right there!

[Fishhead]

Around 15 or so years ago I was playing the low commissioned BAC at Binions when a drunk guy pissed as hell staggers over from the craps table and places a stack of black chips($100 chips) about 8 inches high on the BANK...........LOL.


I threw two green($25) on PLAYER..............of course, I won.

[MonkeyF0cker]

By playing a disciplined system(meaning not playing every hand and not varying one's unit size more than 3x one's minumum wager), playing a low commissioned game if possible, and most importantly............PLAYING AT A CASINO THAT GIVES BOUNCEBACK CASH OFFERS that push the game into +EV territory.

Not only can this be done at many casinos across the country so one is playing a game that is +EV, this does NOT even include the free drinks, comped food and/or rooms, or the times that one can use COUPONS and/or PROMOS to attack the game with even a greater +EV return.

The low house rake and slowness of the game make BAC a great game to do this with over the majority of all other casino table games.

Now, having said all that, this is not a game where one should be attacking day in and day out when so many other more valuable and better time consumed ventures abound, but it is +EV if one studies the game/casino, however small.

If one doesn't find enjoyment with playing BAC, I would recommend that most just pass on the game and learn to ENJOY and MAKE MONEY at some other gaming venture.

Monkey, know you are mainly a sportsbettor/pokerplayer, but have you noticed any decent promos/specials in your travels around sin city these days that I may not be aware of..................(you can include those for poker and sports).

Thanks

Hmm. Well, that would exclude any of the casinos here then. I don't see how a system would work any better than purely random wagering on the banker in baccarat anyway.

The best promo qualifying starts next month... a $50k freeroll in December for 200 hours of play at the TI poker room with a $25k first place prize. Other than that, there are always deals at most of the local casinos for slot/pit play. The best deals always seem to be on Saturdays. Stations has had random slot rewards throughout the week and cash drawings on Saturdays for the entire month. Boyd properties occasionally have cash drawings. They also have double points days and merchandise giveaways. Cannery has a lot of buffet, freeplay, and merchandise giveaways as well. It all depends on the week really.

[Fishhead]

Hmm. Well, that would exclude any of the casinos here then. I don't see how a system would work any better than purely random wagering in baccarat anyway.

The best promo qualifying starts next month... a $50k freeroll in December for 200 hours of play at the TI poker room with a $25k first place prize. Other than that, there are always deals at most of the local casinos for slot/pit play. The best deals always seem to be on Saturdays. Stations has had random slot rewards throughout the week and cash drawings on Saturdays for the entire month. Boyd properties occasionally have cash drawings. They also have double points days and merchandise giveaways. Cannery has a lot of buffet, freeplay, and merchandise giveaways as well. It all depends on the week really.

How many players do you expect will qualify for the TI freeroll?

They have done this before, correct?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Yeah. Probably about 500.

[Rio DiNero]

I like when they tear the cards when they peek at their hand.

[Fishhead]

I like when they tear the cards when they peek at their hand.

Only allowed in the high limit areas......for the most part.

[MC PICKS]

Nice job.

[Extra Innings]

Unexpected civilized discussion between the pro's here

[durito]

Fishhead would play 25 hours of baccarat for a free cheeseburger.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Fishhead would play 25 hours of baccarat for a free cheeseburger.

[Fishhead]

Fishhead would play 25 hours of baccarat for a free cheeseburger.

.....ONLY if it had onions.

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

Asians are ridiculous gamblers and they are all so predictable. Common things that ALL asians do at Blackjack tables:

1. Yell "monkey" when they want the next card to be a face card.
2. Yell "AY-YA" when the dealer pulls a slow 21 (5-4-3-9 for example).
3. Smack the felt in front of YOUR hand when you don't hit but a hit would have "saved the table"
4. Consider hitting a 16 for 3-5 seconds but NEVER actually hitting 16.
5. Chain smoke.
6. Always play the add-on game if there is one (Lucky Lucky, Lucky 7s, Match Square and other -EV props).

Ha ha! You are 1200% correct, they do all that shit. Fukking Asians.

[mathdotcom]

Asians are ridiculous gamblers and they are all so predictable. Common things that ALL asians do at Blackjack tables:

1. Yell "monkey" when they want the next card to be a face card.
2. Yell "AY-YA" when the dealer pulls a slow 21 (5-4-3-9 for example).
3. Smack the felt in front of YOUR hand when you don't hit but a hit would have "saved the table"
4. Consider hitting a 16 for 3-5 seconds but NEVER actually hitting 16.
5. Chain smoke.
6. Always play the add-on game if there is one (Lucky Lucky, Lucky 7s, Match Square and other -EV props).

classic post

[Kav]

what also pissed me off which made me fade them is that they take like 5mins to pick a damn side when its 50/50...

[Brock Landers]

Baccarat your best game in town, be the banker also.

Loving playing Bacc...

How about playing in vegas when you destroy the cards are you play? LOL