coffey retires after hearing the lord say retire.

big joe 1212 · 08-17-10, 03:12 PM

i wish the lord would tell me who to bet on!

Nicky Santoro · 08-17-10, 03:21 PM

what you talkin bout man?? where have you been?? wake up man......

Paul Coffey has been retried now for 9 or so years.. and he's in the HALL of Fame, too...

Boscoe · 08-17-10, 03:22 PM

Coffee is like the drink.....IS spelled the same.

whatsgood5 · 08-17-10, 03:22 PM

Someone oughtta let him know that god doesn't exist...

THE PROFIT · 08-17-10, 04:14 PM

god told me Favre was retiring..........lyin' coksuker

chaseman · 08-17-10, 04:15 PM

The same lord that told Bush to invade Afghanistan and Iraq?

THE PROFIT · 08-17-10, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by chaseman

The same lord that told Bush to invade Afghanistan and Iraq?

yeah, that lord! Why does he only speak to weirdos?

keyboarding · 08-17-10, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

yeah, that lord! Why does he only speak to weirdos?

Seems strange that the more delusional you are the more likely God is to talk to you.

djefferis · 08-17-10, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by big joe 1212

i wish the lord would tell me who to bet on!

I hear Tony is god, and notice 5d has a lean at times that can be profitable..so mabeye he is telling us

LVBOUND · 08-17-10, 05:03 PM

I thought you were talking about THE Coffey that is suppose to retire

Tree Rollins · 08-17-10, 05:14 PM

I bet if Coffee only had a few hundred dollars in the bank the lord wouldn't have told him to retire.

james4512 · 08-17-10, 05:37 PM

he cant have more than a mill in the bank, guys screwed

Tree Rollins · 08-17-10, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by james4512

he cant have more than a mill in the bank, guys screwed

He probably has a couple hundred G's. Once his balance gets to a few grand, God will tell him to return to football.

stealthyburrito · 08-17-10, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Tree Rollins

He probably has a couple hundred G's. Once his balance gets to a few grand, God will tell him to return to football.

exactly, he'll never maintain that number workin' for the lord.

08-17-10, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

exactly, he'll never maintain that number workin' for the lord.

Pat Robertson begs to differ.

GonzosDirtyTrail · 08-17-10, 07:39 PM

We have a whole nation of stupid people who spend a lot of money on the Lord. I wish I'd gone to the seminary instead of getting a liberal arts degree.